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David Neal

@reverentgeek.com
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ambassador of awesome 🥓 bearded believer 🥑 doodle-driven devrel 🥑 silly speaker 🥓 mediocre musician 🥓 @mongodb.bsky.social developer advocate reverentgeek.com/links

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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 04/08/2026
I don’t have a problem… #guitar #guitars #drawing #doodle #illustration
Illustration of a guitar that reads, “I don’t have a problem, I have a collection.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 02/07/2026
🇺🇸 It’s been a while since I’ve run a sale! Get 40% off any avatar order through July 11th with discount code JULY250. Makes a cool gift for the whole team 😉 reverentgeek.com/shop/
Sample collection of avatars that David Neal has drawn.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 26/05/2026
I’m excited to share that I’ve joined the Builder Relations team at @mongodb.bsky.social! I’ve been a database nerd 🤓 my whole career, and a MongoDB fan for years. I’m stoked to help devs and AI builders turn ideas into real things! And yes, silly illustrations are absolutely part of the plan! 😄
Hand-drawn illustration of the MongoDB logo with a smiling, thumbs-up character surrounded by green hearts.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 17/03/2026
When I was a teenager, I'm sure it never occurred to me that "Pour Some Sugar on Me" would one day be my "sweatin' to the oldies" 🫩
Image of Richard Simmons from "Sweatin' to the Oldies."
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 26/02/2026
“The light bulb was not invented by continuous improvement of the candle.” — Oren Harari
Illustration of a light bulb. The quote reads, “The light bulb was not invented by continuous improvement of the candle. - Oren Harari”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 27/01/2026
A post that starts with "STOP SCROLLING..." is the most reliable trigger to make me scroll faster.
Illustration of "Scroll Faster!"
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 18/11/2025
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Illustration of an anthropomorphic escalator with an exasperated expression. The caption reads, “What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing. It just stairs.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 10/11/2025
What kind of tea do cows drink?
An illustration of a fancy cow holding a delicate cup of tea. The caption reads, “What kind of tea do cows drink? Moooo-long.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 02/08/2025
What a devious villain! Anything but that!! #javascript
A cartoon of a sharply dressed secret agent strapped to a table, and a bald villain standing by laughing. The man on the table asks, “You expect me to talk?” The villain replies, “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to USE JAVASCRIPT! MWAHAHAHA!!”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 05/06/2025
Comic style illustration of a deer. First pane the deer is peacefully eating in a serene meadow. Second pane the deer is alerted to something. Third pane the deer senses danger. The fourth pane, the deer calmly explains, “I suddenly realized I haven’t mentioned recently… you’re awesome.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 04/06/2025
Here ya go! You said you’d do it when you got a…
An illustration of a blue circle with the letters T, U, I, and T inside. It’s a round “tuit.” A humorous visual play on the phrase “Get around to it.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 29/05/2025
Drop in, I’m OPEN! I’m available for all kinds of projects: software, developer relations, community building, content, video, illustrations, training, graphics, leadership, and consulting.
Illustration of a sign that reads, “Drop in, I’m OPEN.” The sign is surrounded by icons and illustrations such as Node.js, YouTube, Electron.js. C#, SQL, 11ty, deno, JavaScript, writing, and vibe coding.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 26/05/2025
Believe there is good in the world. Be the good in the world.
Illustration of the text, “Believe there is good in the world, be the good in the world.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 07/04/2025
Please remember bacon.
David Neal, Ambassador of Awesome, toy figure in blister packaging, laptop, backpack, bacon, coffee, and a guitar.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 01/04/2025
Don’t trust anything on April Fool’s Day. #dadjokes
Illustration of a devious looking atom. The caption reads, “Don’t trust anything on April Fool’s Day, especially atoms. They make up everything.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 31/03/2025
Vibe Coding stickers! Get yours at www.stickermule.com/reverentgeek #vibecoding
Vibe Coding sticker
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 26/03/2025
No analysis. No research. No requirements gathering. No specifications. No wireframing. No prototyping. No estimations. No design. No architecture. No planning. No stress. No meetings. No reviews. No oversight. No QA. No compliance. No maintenance. No support. Just vibes.
Illustration of the phrase, “Vibe Coding.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 23/03/2025
Now in sticker form! You can order your very own at www.stickermule.com/reverentgeek
A hand holding a sticker with a cartoon illustration of a cute opossum surrounded by the caption, "First of all I'm a delight."
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 16/03/2025
I created this JavaScript illustration in 2017 🤓 I sure was proud of it, but I don't think it ever got much reaction from folks 🤣
An illustration of "First Aid for JavaScript." 1. Look for signs of JavaScript poisoning. 2. Is the victim responsive? 3. Flush eyes. 4. Disinfect the area. 5. Eat some bacon (repeat until full recovery). 6. Follow @reverentgeek for therapy.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 16/03/2025
Felt cute. Might eat trash later.
Illustration of a cute opossum. The caption reads, “First of all I’m a delight.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/03/2025
Espresso might not be the solution for everything… …but it’s worth a shot 😉
Illustration of a cup of espresso with vapor rising above it. In the vapor are icons of stars, light bulb, clouds, a smile, a butterfly, and other symbols of joy and accomplishment. The caption reads, “Espresso might not be the solution for everything, but it’s worth a shot.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 18/02/2025
Current status: sipping Philippine coffee and roaming the Mall of Asia in Manila 🙃
Mall courtyard with two giant animal characters Stanley cup storePurple guitar at a guitar storeCoffee shop
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 02/01/2025
I illustrated a “hamster paladin” character in #Procreate and got it printed on a hoodie as a Christmas present. I think it turned out pretty great 🥹
A maroon hoodie with a hamster paladin character printed on the chest.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 01/01/2025
Me heading into 2025.
Drawing of me looking at myself in the mirror. The caption reads, “I’m good enough! I’m smart enough! And, gosh darn it, my computer likes me!”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 23/12/2024
What does Santa use between deliveries? … Santa-tizer.
Illustration of a pump dispensing green hand sanitizer on a dark gray mitten. The label on the bottle reads, “Hand & Mitten Santa-tizer.” The caption reads, “What does Santa use between deliveries? Santa-tizer.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 20/12/2024
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? … He was picking his nose 😬 #dadjoke
Illustration of a snowman looking at a display of carrots with a thoughtful expression.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 18/12/2024
The best gift? A busted drum. You just can’t beat it. #dadjoke
Illustration of a drum with a busted head.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/12/2024
Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail? #dadjoke
Cartoon illustration of a red-nosed reindeer with its tail in view and a sly expression. The caption reads, “Where do reindeer go if they lose a tail? The retail store.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 09/12/2024
What do you call a snowman who plays piano?
An illustration of a snowman wearing extravagant sunglasses and playing piano. The caption reads, “What do you call a snowman who plays piano? Meltin’ John.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 08/12/2024
I don't know about all winter sports, but skiing sure is going downhill.
Illustration of a person wearing skis and ski gear, looking unamused. The caption reads, "I don't know about all winter sports, but skiing sure is going downhill."
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 06/12/2024
Wife: Here’s $200. Go buy a nativity set. If there’s anything left over, you can spend it on guitar stuff. Me:
A nativity scene made out of peanuts.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 02/12/2024
I’m giving away five free avatars for #GivingTuesday! Comment and share to enter the giveaway 🙂 I encourage you to find a good cause and give!
A sample of “floating head” avatar illustrations surrounding the text “Giving Tuesday Giveaway!”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 29/11/2024
Hi, my name is Forest Charles. But, you can call me…
Illustration of a cute, dapper forest creature with a top hat and monocle. The caption reads, “My name is Forest Charles. But my friends call me Wood Chuck.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 28/11/2024
Make the most of the Thanksgiving you have 😬
Cartoon illustration of a less-than-thrilled turkey holding a happy thanksgiving sign.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 27/11/2024
🎶 I want you to want me 🎶 #javascript #nodejs #deno #react #vue
Illustration of “You only want me for my JavaScript.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 26/11/2024
How did the butter accomplish all her tasks quickly? I hope you have a great Thanksgiving week and accomplish all your tasks!
Illustration of a stick of butter standing on a dinner roll. The caption reads, “How did the butter accomplish all her tasks quickly? She was on a roll.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 25/11/2024
JavaScript. It’s everywhere you want to be. Whether you like it or not 😬
Illustrated parody on a Mastercard advertisement. It reads, “Some things in life you just can’t automate. For everything else, there’s JavaScript.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 21/11/2024
May your days be Merry and BriGUT
Photo of a t-shirt that appears to read, "Merry and Brigut."
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 19/11/2024
This year #GivingTuesday falls on December 3rd, which is also my birthday! 🎂 To celebrate, I'm giving away five free "floating head" avatars and donating 50% of all illustration orders placed between now and 12/3! Share this post to enter the giveaway! reverentgeek.com/shop/
Illustration. Several “floating head” avatar illustrations surrounding the text “Giving Tuesday Giveaway!”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 19/11/2024
Get out there and be awesome!
Get out there and be awesome!
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 18/11/2024
Why did they let the turkey join the band? #dadjoke #thanksgiving
Illustration of a turkey playing the drums. The caption reads, "Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks."
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 17/11/2024
Hey 👋 I talk about web development and often create silly illustrations 😄
Illustration of “Hope for the best but expect JavaScript.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 16/11/2024
I drew a bunch of avatars on LinkedIn where I lamented the current job market in software development and developer relations. It was an awesome discussion of tips and stories! If you’re looking for a software dev, content creator, or illustrator, let me know! 😉
Collection of “floating head” avatar illustrations.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 15/11/2024
💛 Be kind 💛 The golden rule is still the golden rule, no matter the circumstances.
Illustration of the text, “Be kind to others and yourself.”
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
It was a fun day! Thanks for playing!
A collection of black/white avatar illustrations.
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
Here ya go!
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
Here you go!
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
Here you go! 😂
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
Hope you like it 😄
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David Neal @reverentgeek.com · 13/11/2024
Here you go!
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