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@reverendtap.bsky.social
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Leftist, Heathen, part-time cryptid bi cis he/him many gods, no masters/compost the rich Haver of the best cats. 'IHqu' Sa'Hut Daghaj.

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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I've read about regular community celebrations/festivals (when really communitarian+participatory) being an effective form of antifascist praxis because of the strong social bonds they create across entire communities. Everything to do with the atomic family as the focus of society is a net loss.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Reskeet if you're queer and into horror
A black and white still from the film "The Lighthouse," showing Tom (Willem Dafoe) looking down with a crazed expression and very dramatic lighting
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
you're in her DMs I doomscrolled so long I depersonalized and lost all sense of self we might be the same
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
I'm gonna have a gender reveal party not having a kid just gonna gather a bunch of people up in a park and pull a curtain to reveal six-foot-tall wooden letters that spell out "GENDER" and then set fire to the surrounding land as is traditional
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
nothing
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Bayler-Lugosi @bustronaut.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
"The reason they're singing doesn't make sense" Listen nerd, in TOS a giant green hand grabbed the Enterprise and held it in place. Lean into the goofiness, it's good for you.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Can an AI do THIS?? *draws hands badly* wait fuck *draws hands badly* ummm hold on, i can do this *draws hands badly* no...I-I'm real! I swear! I'm not an AI!! I'm real! I'M REAL!!
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
frog pile
Screenshot from knuckle.tattoo showing knuckle tats that read "FROG PILE"
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
me (flirting) :
A closeup of the painting "Saturn Devouring His Son" by Fransisco Goya with Saturn looking on with a vacant, wild-eyed stare, but his son has been photoshopped out of his hands and replaced with a coffee cup that says "don't talk to me until I've had my son"
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
The vibe I bring to the orgy
Screenshot of a tweet from "prisoner of azerbaijan" @egginburger: "what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry"
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
A two-panel meme.
First panel: photo of a cityscape from a high altitude, a thick blanket of tan fog with a friendly dog's face rolling in, and the text "eating the drugs to keep them from the cops"
Second panel: photo of a cityscape from a high altitude, smog forming into a giant beast head above it, which is roaring and exposing giant fangs while lasers shoot from its eyes into the city below, and the text "eating the cops to keep them from the drugs"
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Current read. Good book; fascinating to trace the primordial soup of romanticism, poetic literature, Greece & Rome obsession, terrible early anthropology, strange Christian theology, and reactions against industrialization that Wicca (and as such the whole neopagan movement) arose out of. #pagansky
The book "The Triumph of the Moon: A History of Modern Pagan Witchcraft (New Edition)" by Ronald Hutton.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Horror theater hits in a way horror movies can't, and does it on a budget that would get you like 30 seconds of movie (I still love horror movies)
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Reskeet if you're rocking with border abolition
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
stop saying “spirit animal”
excerpt from tweet by @ArnallLabrador reads A person, an object, a random sandwich, a mood is not your spirit animal.
Stop doing this. Please. It's been more than enough YEARS of Indigenous peoples telling you and educating you on how wrong this is for you all not to get it.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Kinda don't get why people seem surprised that folks still try to justify the US dropping nukes in WW2. Like, this is still an empire full of neoliberals being taught from birth that US military actions are basically good. Gonna take at least a half dozen more sick memes for society to unlearn that.
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They-Ra @xanindigo.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
I feel like people who write newspaper columns keep saying the same thing
Fake op-ed headline: "Why aren't people doing the things we've actively made it impossible to do? Here's why we should blame young people and minorities." By Some Asshole.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Avocado pudding for breakfast
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Quiz result: "That One F*cking Boss"
Traits: lowkey, tough, dark horse, resilient, loner, stubborn

Examples: Sans (Undertale; to be fair, he's technically a final boss, but I digress), Dr. Kahl's Robot (Cuphead), Ornstein & Smough (Dark Souls), Absolute Virtue (Final Fantasy XI)You aren't the final boss, and that's a crime in and of itself. Because you're way tougher than the final boss, and guaranteed to have players everywhere throwing their controllers at the screen or slamming their face into their keyboard. 

You may be underestimated by your foes, but that works in your favor. You aren't someone to be trifled with, and anyone who approaches you thinking you'll be "just another boss" is in for a very big surprise when you cleave them in half with ease, over and over and over again.Honestly, you probably just want to be left alone for the most part. You'll likely ally with the bad guys because it's just simplest. And hey, you could probably be the real Final Boss if you wanted to, but you're too chill for that. 



NPC Allies: The Final Boss, The Mob

NPC Enemies: The Fixer, The Tutorial Guide, The Quest Giver, The Guard

Death Rating: Very High; possibly just as high as The Final Boss, since the player probably needs to kill you just to get to them, and you do not make that easy
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Apparently this app is comdiment discourse tonight, so I'm just gonna say guac is king and go tf to bed
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
ADHD&D: Roll 1d20. 1-15: Start 1d4 new projects. 16-19: Obsess over some tiny part of a current project that will bring it 0% closer to completion. Nat 20: Actually complete a project. You are crippled with anxiety over its flaws for the rest of the day.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
LLMs are neat tools, but we're already hitting their limits. There's no solid way to separate human text from LLM-made text, and every time LLMs get a certain % of the latter in their training data they suffer model collapse and just start outputting gibberish. They're not AI and never will be.
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Potzer but for vengeance @potzerthevengeful.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Reskeet if you love the feeling of back scratches before bed or if you want to radicalize the youth to your intolerant-leftest agenda by punching Nazis in the throat
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Not everyone should own firearms; for some the only way to be a responsible gun owner is to not be a gun owner. But at this point basically anyone in any minority group in the US should at least give it some thought.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Hot damn, my last skeet got over two dozen likes. That's it, I've peaked, it's all downhill from here.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
And lo, upon this day across the land of Minnesota, a miracle was witnessed, as thousands upon thousands of fully-grown cannabis plants appeared in gardens and cellars where yesterday there had been naught.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Fuck. I just spent like an hour browsing r/prisonhooch and now I'm full of extremely bad ideas.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Strange New Worlds is the best Star Trek to date, fight me.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Thinking about how the extreme individualism of US culture is packaged as freeing and empowering and quite normal precisely because it is the opposite of all those things.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
selfie sunday challenge reskeet with a selfie of you right now
about a quarter of a face with one eye visible, staring at you from atop a purple pillow, quite useless as a selfie
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Because I'm a petty goblin sometimes, I turned off automatic updates for my Twitter app. The update to "X" is queued up in the app store, but will never occur. I don't even use Twitter, I just enjoy thinking about how much this would bother old Elon lol
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
an image of Luigi T-posing, and the same image terribly photishopped into a bed with glowing eyes, and the text "the past tense of SLEEP is SLOOP"
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Feels very odd to be prepping for a Midsummer gathering in late July, but the calendar says what it says and the moon don't give a fuck. #pagansky
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Aw hell yeah there we go, was starting to wonder if there just weren't other pagans on this app yet. #pagansky
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Removed a low 3x8 raised bed in my backyard and now it just looks like I buried someone back there lol
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I 100% need to start growing flax mext year, because holy fucking balls linen is so much better in the heat than cotton but it's also goofy expensive.
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Ok I'd heard this app was horny on main, but posts are seriously called skeets? That is delightfully horrid
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Reverend (apparently Orb) Tap @reverendtap.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
My neighbor's apparently-haunted back porch radio says hello.
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