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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you want to understand Canada’s reaction to this 51st State/trade war bullshit, you have to understand that when David Duchovney talked shit on Vancouver weather a strip bar took out this newspaper ad and we considered it a completely rational response.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Especially when the US has a perfectly good dictator of their own.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When he dies no one will notice for at least an hour.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 was the Blood Sugar Sex Magic of conspiracy theories. Before it, they were sorta fun and kitschy but after they really started to suck.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This morning I heard someone say “Americans admire strength, while Canadians prefer to be tough”. I’ve never heard it so perfectly stated.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Remember when president dipshit’s tariffs were because of all that Canadian fentanyl flooding into the states? Starting to think he might’ve been lying about that one…

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

To dumb it down, if I buy $5 worth of shit off a guy and he doesn’t buy $5 worth from me, I have a $5 trade deficit. The US buys $48 billion dollars more from Canada than we buy from them, so the US has a $48B dollar trade deficit. The US needs us way more than we need them. Enjoy your trade war.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Please tell Tony that he has to start yelling “It‘s STEEEEEEEEEVE” when Steve Borden comes to the ring.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The weirdest thing about being Canadian in the UK is having to go out of your way to tell people you’re not American.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hey Gen X. There‘s still time to die young(ish).

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Life is weird. Not the stuff that happens in it. The fact that it’s happening at all. I mean… what the fuck is all this?

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Amazon Women on the Moon is an underrated classic.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Its moments like this that make me thankful I quit Twitter.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The day owl is even more elusive than the day skunk. This is a curious portent.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The dude from Buckcherry loved the cocaine so much that he had to write a song about how much he loved the cocaine, he loved the cocaine.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Remember that day that a few years ago when Facebook glitched and all our pages became Memorial pages for a few hours? I feel like there might’ve been something to that.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I mean, I like where I live and a day off is a day off, but I ain’t jackin’ it for a flag, an army or a government any time soon.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

John Lithgow getting summer off football play?

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Why just be part of the problem when you can be the whole thing?

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

FORMULA 1 and NASCAR would be far more interesting with the addition of oncoming traffic.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

FORMULA 1 and NASCAR would be far more interesting with the addition of oncoming traffic.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“Trump Supporter” sounds like something old people have to wear for a hernia.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Why just be part of the problem when you can be the whole thing?

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

That looked like about 3% of what Mike has in that glove.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Luigi getting caught with a pair of wet undies in his bag is the most on-brand thing ever.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This era is not going to be anyone’s ’good ol’ days’.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

BREAKING: Department of Justice buys 26,000 black markers.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Remember that day that a few years ago when Facebook glitched and all our pages became Memorial pages for a few hours? I feel like there might’ve been something to that.

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Reverend Matty (feat. Ludacris) @reverendmatty.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

When I was a kid my generation all wanted to look like Duran Duran. 35 years later… we all just look like Duran Duran.

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