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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

sitting here thinkin bout that fresh ploughman's loaf mark brought home and that fresh jar of chocohazelnutspread that he brought home

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

experienced a 'first' today; puke after a tattoo! dehydration leads to headache which leads to puke. i am not a smart man.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ok so my procrastination continues. avoid the invoicing hell. i will wash our espresso machine. walking on sunshine, baby

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my favourite thing of today is how often i've noticed myself having a little boogie around in the office. just before lunch i turned around and caught aimee smirking at me while i was bouncing to boney m. that's a good office vibe, guys.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

blech i've been working with numbers much more intensely than usual this week and oof. i need to prepare maybe eight invoices to consolidate and credit a bunch of older somehow obsolete invoices and FUCK it's friday afternoon but my brain is begging "give words, delete numbers, play WHAM!"

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ok so i was pumped up by yesterday afternoon's brief afrobeat moment, but most-straight colleague just asked me; put on some tunes and preferably "something happy and joyous for friday, sorry not that tribal drumming from yesterday" lol seriously gtfoh anyway no probs babe, Feel Good Classics it is!

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

fela kuti for the groove a demonic inbox the co-worker's loud phone call blood moving through my body is thick i dance while seated twist to wring out the bad vibes

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i really want to know what local chefs think when they put "thai beef salad" on the menu because i don't think i've ever had a single one that was actually thai-style and you can't just pour over sweet chili sauce and call it thai ffs

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

did it! did the workshop, submitted the poems. and i'm gonna cancel tomorrow's barre because once in a while you just need a single thursday evening with no engagements.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

spending some time staring vacantly to the south at the sea from my office window, there are breakers frothing in and out, slow white semaphores signalling directly to me that i really should just go to the beach and i need to find a bicycle for these upcoming long summer evenings

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

suddenly been onto dried figs again and oo lawd that is a satisfying bite

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bad breath exhaled at length as he talks above the heater means that bad breath gets to all of us

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

we're going to see resident evil tonight and i even convinced him to go to the 8.45pm showing on a monday night hell yes and also i hope it is actually scary and good and gross

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

225 mins runtime for a doc about a total POS seems cruel

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when meta launches a spy-necklace and apple launches an ugly-ass foldable phone; who are all those people in the audience? are they 'fans' or just employees? ever since ballmer ran around screaming i've never been able to like comprehend these events.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i don't really 'get' daylight savings but i do like spring so it's all going to be fine

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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is GOLD!!! Ngā mihi nui @abelsteve.bsky.social Ka whawhai tonu mātou AKE! AKE! AKE! #nzpol

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

really into yoga nidra and pranayama this year, it's the best. tomorrow i have a 2.5hr 'relaxation' class i'm gonna melt into the flooooor yes

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

on my wander back to the office after eating my lunch i noticed there was a TPU caravan trailer in the octagon, and wow my mind immediately went to a dark place. luckily i tend to allow my thoughts to pass on rather than acting on them but wouldn't it be a nice image, TPU getting got in the octy?

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

and they rang the bell to welcome home the graceful, strong toroa and my face beamed to think about how endearing people can be and how joyful celebrating our natural world can be 💚🤍🖤♥️ respect the manu

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ok so my inbox is straight up bursting at the seams with queries and tasks and i am looking at it alongside my hand-written "to do" list and it's like fuck is this real life? there were xmas decorations in the window of art-fun-wear, and the tina turner poster at disk den fell down. it's all crazy

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we've had the rock on at work because of the rock 2000 countdown. it's been hit and miss, so many duds, but i am pleased af to hear alien weaponry there right now at #107, with kai tangata of course. such a great track, and i love hearing te reo māori over the airwaves. get em, boys!

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

racists really are the stupidest fucking people to exist

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i've been thinking lately that i want to watch that show Ted because Alanna Ubach is so incredible, and I also really love Boston accents. But at what cost? Watching Ted? Ugh.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Luxon said he didn't know who Hager is? honestly how the fuck is he still PM, ffs he's so embarrassing #nzpol

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Dwight Schrute: Are You Serious?

ALT: Dwight Schrute: Are You Serious?

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting cranky with my inbox/people so i put incubus on am i ok? perhaps aurally retreating to my late teens/early 20s is coping a mechanism? the lyrics felt so deep back then heh

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i have begun and discarded so many posts today. the feed is littered with the same headlines over and over and people going off about AI and i am like

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Dan Levy's 'Forget It' - Schitt's Creek

ALT: Dan Levy's 'Forget It' - Schitt's Creek

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

that lil karure really is so frickin sweet and cute. i imagine one flitting around me as i walk through a quiet ngahere in my mind, deftly eating up the sandflies so they can't bite me, and eating up the midges so they don't get in my mouth, which is hanging open gawping happily 😍

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the cold sore is some kind of spiritual demon imp i just know it

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i wish the library had a horror section instead of kinda jamming them in the "mysteries/thriller" area. a sticker of a lil sherlock hat or a lil gun on the spine is not indicative of a juicy gross horror creep fest. i'm that cute weird kid from the viral video, but "horrors" instead of "turtles"

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a colleague is eating leftover spaghetti and red sauce out of a tupperware behind me at his desk and every now and then i hear the sound of it squidging and slurping around the bowl when he twirls his fork and shoves it in his gob and it is like a body horror sfx workshop good god man

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

one thing about thursdays is i do spend a bit of time wondering what to wear to work the next day i'm all about that casual friday shit

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i put on some shoegaze which is soothing and nice but it is not exactly conducive to 'getting work done' i just wanna sit in the sunshine with my eyes closed and listen to the jangling

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

listening to DOMi & JD BECK today. that drumming is so satisfying. prodigies are aliens. diggin it.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

holy fuck just now, right now, today at 42 years old, i realised that the cover of Beck's ODELAY is a fucking dog, not a mop pretending to be a haybale pretending to be a show horse. it's a puli, you uncultured swine!

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this macklemore vs sheeran circus serves as a reminder that 1 sheeran's music has always been trash and 2 i truly don't know whether it is mack-lemore or mackle-more.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i went to a book club tonight, on zoom, with four other people, hosted by a bookshop i like in nelson. it was fun! trying something new!

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

important info for Ōtepoti - take a look, and maybe tell them what you think? i just did 💚

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

finally ordered the trousers that were in my kowtow cart for like two months because these polyester shits with no belt-loops and a saggy ass are getting annoying as fuck. no more polyester! no more mr sheeeeeny

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

well well well the party who hates everyone except themselves and their money proves yet again they don't care about you #nzpol how exhausting to be such a pack of shitheads.

a snapshot of Stuff.co.nz today 15 September 2026 - the headline reads "ACT pledges to freeze adult minimum wage, lower youth training rate"

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i keep catching myself in moments of tension humming that tune gizmo comes up with in gremlins before it all turns kooky

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

pandan layer sponge cake from the new world. not bad.

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

watching those aussie christians how ridiculous use a gigantic home-made mousetrap-chain rope-whip to easily blap through bulletproof glass in ultra slo-mo it's very wholesome and amazing. the bulletproof glass turned into a beautiful glass vulva waterfalling white sand just BLAP like that 👏

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JOMTaylor (she/her) @reverendjasmine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i've been thinking a lot about what tattoos i should put on my knees and i truly can't figure it out. same with elbows. traditional webs? spirals? a pekapeka? life-sized female angler fish? the possibilities are endless

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