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The Reverend Travis

@reverend-travis.bsky.social
258 followers 208 following 703 posts

Polymedia Artist, Humanist, Satanist, Science Advocate, D&D Victim, Dice Goblin and Malarkey Detective. He/Him.

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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 18h
But he loves Jesus now so hard... so hard...
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 18h
Maybe they can all take up Russian roulette as a hobby to prove their statistic models.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush. 🥰
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Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers
Alt: Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Share a character that reminds you of yourself 🖤
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Barf from Spaceballs Eating Messily
Alt: Barf from Spaceballs Eating Messily
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe Natalie is the one that's stuck trying to let the back out for the diaper.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The vase might make for a good Molotov cocktail...
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drop something REFLECTIVE 🪩🖤🪞
Johnny Depp - Secret Window
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Link: satanic-virginia.printify.me/product/3281...
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Satanic Virginia Samhain Shirt
This premium fitted short sleeve is a classic choice that is both comfy and light. The high quality print adds a statement to one’s workout or everyday routi...
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New t-shirt up at the @satanicvirginia.bsky.social store for our Samhain observance. All proceeds go to our mutual aid programs. Link in the comments.
Our Satanic Virginia Samhain t-shirt. "Let our spirits revolt this Samhain".
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have we seen the My Pillow guy and Kid Rock next to each other? 🤔
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmmmm??
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazon Prime is evil for putting ads in movies and so is every other corporation that does it. Evil bastards. Greedy evil bastards.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@thetnholler.bsky.social supports data centers when they use AI Slop to generate clicks. Super hypocritical of them. They'll probably have no ethical qualms about replacing reporters and staff with AI.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife and I have to choose if we eat chicken or beef each week, most times choosing chicken because it's slightly cheaper. Haven't had seafood like salmon in over a year. A decade ago we had a freezer full of meats and a well stocked pantry, now we struggle with gas and groceries week to week.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can only imagine if this was a talking point on the left, the right would burn DC to the ground. I've never seen a group of people so easily gaslit.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All the big TTRPG companies can suck a big ol' diseased troll wang. People have forgotten how to enjoy a game that was traditionally only needed a rulebook and dice. Now it's $50 online "books" and paywalled content that can only be accessed through their site by subscription. 😡
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Religious extremism needs enemies for itself to exist. It doesn't belong in *any* government. Every attack in the name of whatever God, whether it be Christian, Jewish, or Muslim, only brings multigenerational misery. (7/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because while I thought I felt safe with a military presence on the street, walking past armed troops on our way to lunch, my friend saw it as completely hostile to him. America was a religious extremist state, just as bad as any other, and now it was laser focused on any Muslim American. (6/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And throughout this all, what affected me the most was how my Muslim co-worker reacted. While mainstream media lectured Americans about Islam through a white christian republican lens, my friend gave me the most honest view about what was happening in the world. (5/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I spent the next several months driving past the Pentagon and its scorched hole draped in a giant American flag (they initially had it hanging the wrong way). I spent the next year walking past armed troops on M street and wondering if we were going to be attacked again. (4/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I immediately turned off 95 and headed to my mother's house instead, and spent the day watching the news with her. We watched the news talk about the jumpers. We watched the towers collapse. It was a horrible day. It really fucked up the psyche of America. (3/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Luckily, because I was late watching the news about the second plane hitting the WTC, I heard from the car's radio that yet another plane hit the Pentagon. Had I been on time, I would have been on the off ramp that wrapped around the south side of the Pentagon, the place where it was struck. (2/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 I was living just south of DC. I was getting ready for work and wasn't paying attention to the TV news. Something about a plane hitting the WTC. By the time I was leaving, I saw the second plane hit, but I was late and left. My route took me up 95, and around the Pentagon to Georgetown. (1/7)
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How else will they goose step?
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I read this in Tatiana Maslany’s She-Hulk voice.
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She Hulk Disney Plus
Alt: She Hulk Disney Plus
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ziggy says hi.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This somehow reminds me of the scene in Spinal Tap where they’re talking about the other band’s sexist cover “They did a twist on it…”
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The republican version would be "I underpaid someone using my daddy's money to catch 40 times the amount of fish I can personally consume and ran the river bare, so go fuck yourself if you want a fish too."
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But also, it's not even a Republican idea - for teaching someone to fish in this context would be making sure there's enough educational resources and government programs to teach people to fish.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a lie. Tim Cook can’t be a rebel and boot licker at the same time. He chose money. The only person to have a conscience at Apple was when The Woz was involved.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They left out Dooneese Parton... again.
Dooneese.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Karl Marx fantasized about Islamic communists all the time. /s
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because they have absolutely no imagination or personality whatsoever. Everything must be sterile and white, lest demons sneak in. And in some cases, these performative christian influencers film in model homes or use houses on the market.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy International Dog Day.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ziggy says hi.
Our dog, Ziggy Stardust.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a perfect world, they would get kicked off and banned for simply harassing other passengers, the same way anyone would kicked off for blasting music or shouting obscenities. Airlines need to start holding passengers accountable for their behavior towards other passengers.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
From Hardware Wars.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Der waffles.
Swedish Chef muppet in watercolor.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Same energy.
Jack Reacher but with Rita Moreno Muppets quote.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know I'm late to this opinion, but the show La Brea has the dumbest writing ever. It's bad. Real bad.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What a snausage fest.
By choice, man. - Scene from Say Anything.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hello, my name is "Stage 4" Lymmie Phomma.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't know who these idiots are or what podcast this is, but I couldn't help but notice the Aunt Jermima bottle on the shelf behind them. I'll bet that's about how "woke" culture is ruining it for the white dude bros like them.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We are eyeballs deep in the stupid people apocalypse. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a "Durrrrr...."
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shirley Maclaine was the original manic pixie dream girl.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Flavors available: vanilla.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The MODOK we all deserved.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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The Reverend Travis @reverend-travis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
omg. 😂😂😂
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