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Chef Rev

@revbem.bsky.social
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Can't find me? Try the kitchen. Feel free to message. Rev Bean, Ultros, usually active in the dark hours of the morning.

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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ha ha, wow. What a comment to wake up too. Technically yes, I am in need of a foot stool. But, that's because they are extremely tired mom feet now.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
First day of being snowed in and I'm making pancakes for the first time. Usually my SO is the only pancake maker, but they're handling baby while I cook. #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
To quote an episode the little one and I watched today: "It's perfect"
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Thank you for your patience. #dinner is almost ready. #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A hearty #breakfast to fuel us through the day and into swim practice! #revskitchen
Diced potatoes, scrambled eggs, and crumbled bacon fried in a skillet.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You didn't pick up the lesson, but I bet you pick her up for hugs all the time!
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I assure you we have been cooking #dinner It's just been a bit crazy around here. Enjoy some steak and cheese sandwich with a side of tots! #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Friend said "You need to be decked out in the best stuff" so my mailbox was full and I felt like I needed to show off their work. Thanks Cat #ffxiv #femroe #gpose #machinist
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well, we're in act 3 of #expedition33 and thank you to my circle of the internet for not spoiling anything. The clues were all there. Now to explore every bit of this map with my new "power of painting". Ōkami Amaterasu prepared me for this.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have one food weakness, and I am able to manifest it. Send help, come hungry. #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Post a random picture or 2026 will turn out like 2025
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Old meaning, or new? I'm not looking to become infatuated. Too tired for that. Drunk as hell... also a problem, since I don't drink anymore.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Traditional new years eve pizza for #dinner Who wants some? #revskitchen
Two pizzas on baking sheets. 
Pepperoni and shiitake on the left
Spicy cup pepperoni and bacon on the right
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
1 solid night of sleep. Maybe 6 hours. It's been almost a year since I've managed that. I can feel the gears in my brain slipping. Please ;_;
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Pretty uh... pretty bad actually. I miss sleep.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
"I like your posts all the time, why don't you love me!?" Vibes And the headpats in that situation: Gross...
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
We're posting thighs apparently.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There should be less stigma about saying you love your friends. Rev would probably hug or pat the person who said it and say "I love you too" #wolqotd
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not a single one of you warned me about Visage island. I hated every second of those visuals... 10/10 creepy, no notes.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You weren't such a bad bunny. #ffxiv #femroe #sleevesarebullshit #gpose #sunsoutgunsout
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Tonight on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 We take down the Scavenger and try not to cry. Get those prefect dodges ready!
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
As always, take the time you need.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Too busy yesterday to post about #dinner We had Moroccan spiced salmon over vegetable couscous. #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Jealous Rev... #skol Glad we won the game, too bad about the season.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Our #Christmas morning #breakfast tradition is huevos y Fritos. 1 big bowl of comfort from #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I'm still trying to figure out how I'm supposed to Christ more
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
One sleep away
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Braised beef over creamy mashed potatoes for #dinner tonight. No actual cream, we don't tolerate lactose around here. #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When it fits "just right"...
A blue colander fitting perfectly into a large cooking pot.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
#Doomscrolling break. Have a juice box and a nap.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
We've exited act 1. When one falls, we carry on. That lamp spirit boss was a lot easier than I expected.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Plogons have returned! And maybe, so have I? #femroe #ffxiv #gpose
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Does a no chop pot roast count as a lazy #dinner ? #revskitchen
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
In case my day wasn't go bad enough. I actually got pooped on... The joys of parenting.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Nice slow day at work. Everyone else at office holiday parties. Nothing due for the next 7 days. This calls for playing some expedition 33. "Game file is corrupted. Please uninstall and reinstall."
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I thought lies of p would have prepped me for a parry heavy game like expedition 33. These parry windows are short.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Where's the dislike button?
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Big risk, big reward
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Have a follow simply for how you handled this! Love when people stick up for morals over numbers. Parasocial delusions be out here for real
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I like some rotation and hesitation. Balling up into a corkscrew motion and kicking out while facing the ground. Usually hits standing midsection, but the rotation and kick can be timed to go off higher/lower as needed. Maybe call it the "Rifle Shot"
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I have found the time to console game again. Care for a cry with expedition 33? I've had only one thing spoiled. It's big... Currently I wasn't nothing more than to take down this Paintress
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Yes, try not to linger on it...
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Blitzball music stuck in my head. I haven't played that game in years. Send help.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Confirmed cute.
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Chef Rev @revbem.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Some big Rainbow Mika energy there.
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