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Reuben Bananas

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City & USMNT. Organ donor. 📍New England, USA

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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where is Keegan getting all this info😭
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to say right now. What kind of amateurs accuse a global multinational airline of corporate fraud without inviting them to at least give their views at the enquiry? I'm absolutely convinced we'll beat this kangaroo court #MCFC #Etihad #CTID news.sky.com/story/man-ci...
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Man City's sponsor warns of potential legal action against Premier League
Man City's main sponsor, Etihad Airways, has said it could take legal action against the Premier League after the club was found guilty of "serious breaches" of financial rules.
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The absolute dimwits on that independent commission never once spoke to Ethiad. Our biggest sponsor. Fuckin proper crooked process from the start
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very funny how not good at this sport Miles Robinson is
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This game is UGLY
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is all very MAGA coded. “Irrefutable evidence” “witch hunt”Not everything is a conspiracy theory chaps. You broke the rules and you got caught. Own it. This is fucking embarrassing
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not angry at the Club, angry at the bellends running the Club who are somehow still deluded into thinking they’re innocent. There is no appealing this. Nobody is overturning this decision. It’s over. Heads must roll.
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, where is this mountain of irrefutable evidence City have then? And how come the commission have refuted it so robustly if it’s “irrefutable”?
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we are absolutely fucked 😂
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels a bit…reckless this. Just got a horrible feeling about where this is all heading
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has this made anyone else feel…worse over the whole situation? Feels like these guys are in full on self preservation mode now and couldn’t give a damn what happens to the Club
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not saying we’re there yet, but this will reach a point, probably sooner than later, where City are going to have to take responsibility for their actions. This simply cannot continue dragging on for years.
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93:20 Podcast @9320pod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Charges: A Special - OUT NOW📲 🗣️ Reactions to the media coverage 🗣️ How to navigate an information vacuum 🗣️ What it means for us supporters 🎙️ @ahsannaeem.bsky.social || @howiehok3434.bsky.social || @domfarrell.bsky.social Free for everyone to listen to via our app. linktr.ee/9320pod
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will be treating this as the gospel. Cheers, Liam
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enormous fan of the way the telemundo commentators pronounce Gio’s name
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Ellis you dawggg
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok City you can take the back burner for a few hours. Time to watch the future
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CAVAN STARTS LFG
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Statement reads almost as if they’re implying the entire thing has been a biased witchhunt against them (kind of true), and they think they can prove it (probably can’t). Fascinating to see where this goes from here
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sheik Mansour about to make life real uncomfortable for all of the UK😂💀
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So what’s the one charge we got away on😂
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not arsed about the defense. This is Enzo ball. More free flowing going forward, leaves us more exposed at the back at times. That and, Sunderland are a quality side. Not too many strikers in the league are more of a handful than Brobbey. The defense will be fine. Top of the table. We move
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s onsides
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Donnarumma has about as much control over his penalty area as my 2 year old niece has over the English language
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brobbey sat on my bench in FPL😑
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mad game
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wowowowow
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mfuni gets his first start for Coventry today
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pecked by the seagulls
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gabriel mugged off yet again there. Love to see it. Couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These Brighton kits are phenomenal btw. Only been half watching so I just clocked them, but wow. Gorgeous
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Savinho is such a crap footballer, I genuinely cannot comprehend how Spurs watched him play for 2 full seasons and went “yep that’s an £80m player we’ll have that”. Can’t shoot, can’t cross, makes the wrong decision nearly every time. Up there amongst the worst players I’ve watched in recent memory
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good man Poch
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People are losing their damn minds over a poor man’s Mark McKenzie. This kid is an average prospect, years away from being anything of note in professional football. I understand the USMNTs centerback situation is appalling, but this kid was never going to be the savior. Everyone needs to relax
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After one game, Alan is only 2 goals behind Savinho. I reckon we mugged Spurs quite righteously. 🤣🤣🤣
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The kids are alright
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh Floyd! Class finish. And look how chuffed his dad and brothers are
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His name is Vitor Reis (pronounced Heish) and the commentators have been calling him Victor Reese all night
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Allan mate😂time to hit the gym
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daniel Grimshaw! That’s a name I haven’t heard for a while. Former City academy lad
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Warra XI😂😂😂Enzo taking the absolute piss. Kinda love it
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a win! Unbelievable second half performance
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get the fuck in !!!!
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GOAL
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bouaddi and Nico on at the half for me I think. We need more guys who can defend and attack. Who goes off, I’m not as sure. Cherki maybe the obvious choice, maybe big Erl even?
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
United😂😂😂
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rushworth, good keeper
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Class goal. This team is very fun
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Reuben Bananas @reubenbananas1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really enjoying how intentional the side are about getting forward under Enzo. We almost never saw these sort of quick clipped balls in behind the defense under Pep. They create such dangerous situations and can be so hard to defend
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