Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Prime Minister Nya Nya is still on his shit (multikilling babies and worldwide fuel affordability) because he would rather UNCUM than let himself be voted out of office and face corrruption charges 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I feel so jubilant it’s like my impostor syndrome has just fucking died. Now I have crewmate syndrome 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026UK toilet laws be like “Excuse me, you should be weeing in the chemical storage closet” 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time, which you may use however you like, the class trial will waste $2.7 billion in US taxpayer dollars! 110
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Highkey it should be ILLEGAL for politicians to have money. Well more like. Once they become politicians all their money needs to go in a box and they get an allowance that can ONLY be decided upon by referenda from the people in their constituency. Their expense reports must be published monthly. 110
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Mfs will say “Violence is never the answer” and then trust the state agencies who have a legal monopoly on violence 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Socialism is like green eggs and ham and the working class in USA is like Sam I Am and Mamdani is making them try the green eggs and ham and about 70% of NYC seems to be enjoying it (IMPORTANT NOTE: I do not support eating literal eggs or ham in real life. Eat a bean) 221
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If Wordle was four letters (and not owned by the New York Times, which willingly endangers trans people and Palestinian babies) would it accept “IUED” (intrauterine explosive device) as an opening 030
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026The “if this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack” guys didn’t help me pack :( 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Two thousand quarter hundred, party over, oops, pain’s in store So tonight we’re gonna party like it's 2024 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If they had websites in 1939 most of them would ban you for saying “If you voted Nazi, kill yourself” 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I have nothing funny to say this time. They're going to Hell. 001
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026If the governor likes Israel so much I propose to build a soda factory in his house and order him to evacuate into the doggy house, and then block humanitarian aid to the doghouse and arrest Greta Thunberg for trying to bring him dinner in his doghouse 400
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Unired States Racial Purity Enforcement is so bloodthirsty that they have demoted white women to black 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A true friend is a friend who dreams about you calling into Vaush’s stream to debate him on the heterosexuality of Avdol from JoJo’s 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I feel like the average United States resident may just want dueling to be legal again at this point 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If your taxes paid for that police car then it’s not “stolen,” you’re just taking your turn! 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Men are holding other men back. Boys who like girls should dress up all slutty for girls without having to worry about other men going “Look at this QUEER whose HAND I am going to shove in a PLUGGED-IN TOASTER because I CAN’T SATISFY the WIFE I don’t have” 020
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I know I say stuff on here about favouring sending Nazis to Hell but when I encountered a racially-charged public verbal altercation tonight what I actually did was just eat a tangerine in the middle of it until the racists left. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme of excellence 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I don’t want to eat breakfast, I want to go to fucking Antarctica! 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Unable to prove it at this time, but I’m pretty sure the murder of disco was racially motivated 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 23/09/2025If you say “He was no angel” about a white racism communicator, the free speech party puts your name in the Megan’s Law database 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Do you think there are any trans guys who pick the name “Amos” 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I think getting accused of using ChatGPT (when you don’t) is a new microaggression for when you’re autistic, and the worst part is the robot still steals your original thoughts. The government does nothing about this 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Sometimes people on Website care about some weird shit that doesn’t make sense 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 25/07/2025When voting is useless, not voting is worse than useless 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 15/07/2025If I ran the school board, cyberbullying would be addressed by sending a team of ninjas with USB drives to install Rensenware on each of the bully’s internet-capable devices, including the smart refrigerator 020
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I propose that everyone responsible for any software pop-up that only lets you select “Yes” or “Not now” for stuff like “Hey wanna sync your notes with this Microsoft server?” must be kicked in the cunt 053
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 01/07/2025AH! AHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AAAH! AH! AH! AH! AHH! AAAAAAHH!! 130
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I think it would be very funny if the Catholic Church canonised John Brown 000
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 29/06/2025“Do black people deserve basic human rights?” is a fascinating question in that the United States literally split in half over and still can’t agree on it 160 years later, always because the white South insists upon the horrors of its idea that it is not enough to be created but equal 000
Reposted by Retzorgalltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I pre-shot my dog to make my home a more welcoming space for ICE agents 0533
Reposted by RetzorgTed Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat 2112387279996
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Girls who attend university in pyjama bottoms decide who gets into Heaven 010
Retzorg @retzorg.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I promise I can be trusted with the office of US President, I will not rent the rights to Monokuma and Danganronpa execute my political foes 000
