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Jason Todd.

@returnbythepit.bsky.social
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⠀ 𝖄𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝, 𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞! 【 Penned by Omen 】 【 Pinned by samstigmata 】 ⠀

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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm a fake Jason. Boo.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I still don't have my wallet.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh, yeah, tried to do that once. Got punched. Punched back. Fun story. { Jason takes the pack of cigarettes and faces away to light it. }
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ohhh my goddd I need a fuckin' cigaretteeee
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
`` ... no. ``
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
`` The Batfamily secret. Big cocunut tree. ``
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally stopping me from doing the ONE thing I wanted to do.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't think I've actually gotten that much better. Walking down the street, heard a civ say "Don't you have crime to stop"? Almost dropkicked an innocent. ... I didn't do it, though. That's progress.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We're plentiful.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Update: I woke up in the Phantom Zone. That's why I was gone.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every time I open my window, it's something new. I just want to drink and fight crime, or whatever.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
{{ if i ever went for a marvel account its spider-man or moon knight. probably moon knight
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nightmare Hell morning.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm broke again. Shit.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't look at this, Damian. Not for your eyes. Look away.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How many times can I drive the Batmobile through a building drunk off my ass before Bruce gets pissed?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nothing good about my life.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That's what you focused on?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Walking into a gas station at 4:28 AM higher than JL Tower on a mix of Gotham fumes and a blinker so diabolical it's like inhaling absolute fear toxin mixed with whatever the hell's tainting Gotham's water asking for a 12 pack, pack of cigarettes, and a Butterfinger.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ᅠ { Jason's here, sure. Can't resist a good party, can he? Not that he'll talk to anybody, but... you know. Pool's open, right? } { #BarrysBigSummerBlowout }
Art by BabsdeAguiar
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ask Batman.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I've tried. Several times.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What did /I/ do?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This happens every other weekend, it feels like.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
{ Under his breath, } I should've emptied the magazines.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You have cults?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't have a part of it. And you, in a harem... { A shudder. }
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sounds like something someone with a harem would say.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Good on you. I'm not much of a party person, so... was out drinking and protecting Alfred.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
{ Jason, with a yawn, practically fell into a nearby chair with a thump. Hands moving over his helmet in what appeared to be anger. } ... Heyyy. You're the uh, one who got married to Bruce, right?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh. Good. { Without much caring to even hesitate, Jason lifts the gun, barrel towards Max. One shot to the left shoulder, other shot to the right shoulder. Jason dashes forward afterward-- gripping the knife's handle and using it as leverage to kick Max in the stomach while taking it back out. }
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
... freak, are you? How fast do you regenerate?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
{ Great. Give the weird dude trying to see your surrogate grandfather's grave a knife. With a sharp exhale, he unsheathes the blade from a back pocket, holding it out- sharp end forward. } Here. Don't do something dumb.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Did you not hear the "why"?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
On me. Why?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm not gonna be happy to pull a gun on manor grounds, but I'm more than happy to blow your brains out. You've never met him. I've never seen you. Get back to the party.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ever so unfortunate, I'm not a party person. Congratulations on the marriage though. Don't get all kissy in front of everyone, thanks. #𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don't know you, and I don't care. Stay /away/ from it.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Stay away from it.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm always saying this. I'm agreeable. Just don't be annoying or an idiot.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
{{ and this is one of the cases where butcher cant even really DO much. like yeah, fought homelander a bit but everyone in the x-men thats a main fighter is operating on so many levels of bullshit at a time butcher vs the dude who shoots beams from the "punch dimension"
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
...
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ha Ha
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
ONE night, Tim. A quiet mansion for ONE night.
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is one quiet night so much to ask?
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DON'T GIVE OUT THE LOCATION FOR FREE???
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
{ Jason's breath shook, heaving with anger. } I'm nothing like... you. I'm NOTHING like /YOU/. I will NEVER be you. And I'm not your "boy". I'm not /YOU/! { Another pistol-whip, but with less controlled strength. Jason was angry-- fueled at the thought that he was ANYTHING like the scum before - }
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Jason Todd. @returnbythepit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm the motherfucker who's going to kill you. What happens when he isn't there to cover your ass, shitstain? What are you going to do? Because I'll make this damn well clear for you here. Spell it out nice and straight.
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