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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I will always be a fool to a pretty smile and flexible morals.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nothing but bad since Windows 11 came out. And people are still shocked when I tell them I use Linux instead.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm tired of the faceless conversations with too much complications.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Get rid of a debt and immediately get an email to buy a house. Fuck you!

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You're not my only, but at least you're one. You're not my soul mate, but at least you're something. To me.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My favorite thing is saying my throwaway email to people/businesses for their newsletters in person. Insubstantialinbox@[im not telling y'all].com You can taste their awkwardness in the air.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lookin' through my phone Messages that I know l shouldn't sent Already sent

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I have to download Shop just to track a package. Fuck you!

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Nothing more awkward than the problem asking you what's the problem.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If your opening line is "I'm a child of divorce" I'm certain we won't vibe.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Me: Hi. I go by RetroSugar. Call me either for short. Her: Sugar is really just gay salt. I think I found something special.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

People act like there is an expiration date for music. Yes, I'm listening to this song from before I was born, no I never heard it before, yes I will obsessively play it over and over like it came out yesterday.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why does this have to be? How does it always go back to "you and me"?

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Oh! I knew I was wrong 20 minutes ago. I'm just arguing to piss you off now.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The best part of not drinking coffee habitually is that when you do need a boost and drink it, it fucking BOOSTS you.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I added a camera to my watch list on eBay not even an hour ago. Seller already hitting him me up to make an offer. Times are rough.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What I really miss is the days were technology would get cheaper as new technology took over. Now you can buy a PS5 today and it will be worth more, not less, in 10 years.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I know why most dating apps don't give you the option of sending pics (men sending dick pics) but, there should be a mark safe option where you opt in for photos after talking a while. I don't wanna keep giving my number out just cause I wanna impress a woman with my art.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

God wants to be ignored, yet we keep pestering him.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Saw a GPD Mini and fell in love. Saw the price and my love went away.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The one thing I miss about driving is cutting off Teslas. They have no choice but to let me in, their brakes are automated.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I called Louise Louisa. Welp... There goes Louisa.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'm tired of gambling ads. Make it only legal in 3 states again.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I was skeptical of this 30 pin to USB C connector working, but it does!

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

As we get older we're comfortable saying our memory is getting worst, but we never mention our judgment is as well. Both happen at the same time.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Every time someone starts a conversation with "I know you" I immediately panic when I don't recognize the person. I know my memory isn't entirely dependable, but erasing a whole person from memory is insane.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Can I return my diploma instead of paying my Student Debts? I’m not really using it for anything.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Why is Trump using an iPhone 17, why not the Trump Phone?

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I rather take 3 trains and take 10 minutes longer to get there than taking a train and a bus.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Now that the world is more health conscious, McDonald’s should bring back the salad shaker.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The raindrops on my AC have me inspired. Finished Volume 1 of Absolute Batman. I think I made the right choice picking this as my first DC series to read.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Finished The Sirens of Titan. Would recommend.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

While I like being able to add concert tickets to my Apple Wallet. I also wish that Ticketmaster had the option of mailing you a physical ticket as well. I get mine from Pier 17 when they host events there.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I noticed the other day that I always forget my friends have siblings until they are brought up.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

A $500 flip phone in 2026? The fuck? And Commodore is making it? What timeline did I slip into?

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Iran should win the World Cup just to see that moment Trump has to hand over the cup.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If you’re a germaphobe and you live in NYC… You’re a fucking idiot.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Not hurting people’s feelings should not be the base for morality.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Me and my homie here fighting over who will pay for this bill. Meanwhile, the table next to us is a couple and dude is fighting his girl over going Dutch. The bar is in hell.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My dream of seeing Fight Club’s movie ending may come true. Not as cinematic, unfortunately.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Remember, just cause you didn’t give up, does not mean you’re going to make it.

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RetroSugar @retrosugar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Cloudfare has confirmed, there are officially more bots than humans on the internet. I knew the dead internet theory would eventually come true, but didn’t expect it this fast.

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