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![A comic page. A horrible, horrible event:
It's a sunny beach, and two, well-meaning shark himbo lifeguards sit atop their lifeguard chairs which I will never, ever, ever draw again because it felt like a punishment from the Lord. Anyway, they were just having a fine day until a
disgusting influencer Ricardo, from It came from Outer Space, whom police would describe as a lean twink with alarming pink-irised eyes the color of unsettling lust] addressed them.
"Hey guys! I'm looking for a place to record a double dog dare video! Can your recommend a spot?" he says, influencingly (negative.)
"I need a place where I'm not EXACTLY trespassing, cuz, uh, I'm on my third strike with the popos," he continues, shamelessly. "But I guet dougle dog points if someone chases me out with a GUN. Make of that what you will!" He adds, with no one running in to wipe his FILTHY MOUTH with soap?!
"Can you think of anything? Bonus if it's haunted. Mega-bonus if it's close to a live wire, or a rip current." He finishes. Awful.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lr2irpz4obimxpdk7o6pvzm7/bafkreih5j4lbkutldufj43qtnuwskjrle7ru6zrmrx2a5mtcmtarurfmoq)
![So like it's an ice cream stall but there's a bunny boy [Orsem] with blue hair and a fox tail and he's sitting there, yeah? Dick out, guns out, except he's a twink so no guns here-- HAHA I LIED, there's a BEEFY MAN [Ranzal] in the picture but we'll get to hm. Anyway, The ice cream stand is selling shaved ice with cream (all natural), sweet-salty ice, and for 200 rupies, you can get a self serve.
I'm sure you know where this is going.
Actually you wouldn't unless you knew Orsem... is an ICE MAGIC USER. Ha ha HA. I got you. What's that behind your back? It's a giant spider! Not really: it's me, laughing. And behind me? The spider.
Anyway, more dragalia guys are lining up to either buy or sell ice cream, including Ranzal, who is wondering if he should ask Euden for money, and if you don't know who Euden is, I would invite you to download Dragalia LosT EXCEPT YOU CANT BECAUSE THE GAME GOT DISCONTINUED.
Nintendo constantly puts us in saw traps, don't you think?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lr2irpz4obimxpdk7o6pvzm7/bafkreiaveec6vcnntywgdc3jumtizh67f4kvpqrchv2be3pk6ycbepsktm)
