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Chanse

@retromancer1996.bsky.social
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Bringin' it back.

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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know why I gotta tell you this, but put horseradish in your deviled eggs mix. Change your life.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Life at conception is a violation of consent and the rest of it is grasping at any happiness you can find in a choice that wasn’t yours.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But do they come with jeans that are ripped, or at least I could rip myself?
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Talking to my danish wife and getting upset that the western world sees Jul as "Yule" and also think it's different from Chistmas. Everyone wants it to be wicca-pagan stuff, but in reality American/English "christmas" is the one so far deviated from Jul you think it's some separate unique thing.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Once again, back to the states. I just wish I could live with my wife.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cleaning can go suck eggs man, hate that shit.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Had my hair crash-out thoughts win, and cut my ponytail off. We'll see how it turns out but likely I'll have to go crawling to a hairdresser now lmao.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Eating Pasta and garlic bread be like "Boy do I love eating wet bread with dry bread".
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Here we go again. I am so tired man I just want to be able to live in Denmark with my wife.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Been traveling for roughly 24 hours now, and I haven’t even started my longest flight of 9 hours. I’m cooked fellas.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Going back to this airport and listening to @anyaustin.bsky.social 's Everybody Likes Me (I Never Wanna Talk 2 U Again Version) is a surreal vibe. Immaculate.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Is there a word for being very depressed, but also grateful? Like I am generally a positive person, but I often find myself feeling very "bottom of the barrel" but I know the little things in life are going good for me. I get my coffee, decent enough food, and water. But I just feel off most days.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Add cumin to everything and change your life.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Why yes, I will make it a part of my personality to be a white person that handles very spicy food with ease no matter how annoying it is.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The next time I get sushi I'm eating 30+ plates, and I'm not kidding or overexaggerating. I am dead fucking serious.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Just fire a couple out so they’re ready for him when he gets here.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
At least I got micro naps this time. There are times I’ve raw dogged it and let me tell you the value of a 20 min nap is a game changer.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Landed in Amsterdam and now it’s just a cool wait until my last flight of the day. Then I can shower and relax. It’s within my grasp now. I’m so tired.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The only thing holding together my mortal form after 20+ hours in the airport.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Reaching the point in my journey where I am so close to actually starting the journey part, not just sitting in an airport lobby for 26 hours. Just an hour more and I can go through security and grab a warm snack then wait another 4 hours. But at least I’ll be in the REAL airport.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Managed to actually find a secluded area to lay down and nap a bit so at least the night didn’t feel terribly long. Didn’t get to play any Dragon Age tho. I’ve got 5 ish hours until check in so I’m stalking the coffee shop until they open.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Man, already so tired and I’ve got 26 hours to go in the airport until my then 18ish hour trip. It’s all worth it tho.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Starting my trip back to Denmark tomorrow. Going to have to stay overnight at the airport but at least that means I get to catch up on Dragon Age while I wait. Kinda hyped to have that much time uninterrupted ngl.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I'm learning that I actually find liminal spaces comforting and this is the most liminal photo I've taken myself of a nearly empty airport I was in while traveling.
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Chanse @retromancer1996.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I don't know where this endeavor will take me, or how long it will take to get off the ground, but I have some links to mark a little starting line. Twitter x.com/retromancer1... Youtube www.youtube.com/@Retromancer...
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