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Nicole

@retroflexepeeist.bsky.social
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
[F4F] [Sapphic] script offer- The Teaser Isn't Just an Exercise in Pilates Find it here: www.reddit.com/r/GWAScriptG...
Reddit post of a script offer in r/gonewildaudio
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Script offer: "Pilates Teaser" written by @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social Performer’s summary: You come in to find [listener] in a virtual workout class and decide to use the view as masturbation inspiration… in front of her/them. Teasing & playful tone. DM here or IG (pref)
An image of a person rolling out a thin exercise mat, with the title, author, quote, and tags for an audio erotica script offer
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If you get the chance to see this play: DO IT.
A promo poster of the play 'Fat Ham' (based on Hamlet) in which the title character is holding up a mirrored, disco skull.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
New addition to the Internet Explorer costume.
A cat o nine tails whip made out of Cat 5 cables.Cheese the cat thinks the "whip" is a cat toy.Close up of the handle, made of pink cable labeled 'Category 5'
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "What didn't you expect when you started listening to audio erotica?"
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "even though I think about words fairly frequently (cough), it wasn't until I started listening to AE that I realized the difference between how a former partner used "baby" and how (for example) Anonyfun uses it. One always used it with a flavor of dismissiveness." (There is additional text at the bottom clarifying that the "one" referred to in the last sentence was not Anony.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I didn't expect to realize why "baby" made me so uncomfortable".
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I think listening to AE has given me a better concept of what kink is or can be and what it is not. I've been reading kinky smut for about 15 years (and I don't mean Fifty Shades). After some time listening to audios with kink themes, it becomes obvious why certain things are not optional (aftercare, check-ins)-- whereas in a novel that might not be as readily apparent." There is additional text at the bottom reminding the reader that there are audios that perform kink well, and others that don't.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I didn't expect to develop more of an understanding of healthy kink."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I don't know if it was my own discomfort with vulnerability, or that it felt a little like cheating on [Favorite Husband] at first, but I didn't expect to like rambles. But I do." And then in smaller text at the bottom: "A considerable amount."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I didn't expect to enjoy rambles".
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "As an example, a few years ago I had trouble buying myself yogurt that I could eat. So to buy a package of my favorite cookies, or a soda (gasp) and not overthink it is a very tangible win."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I've had to become vigilant about finding "safe food" in the last decade. It's been difficult. I was aware I needed to work on my relationship with food. I didn't expect this community to encourage my relationship with food to become more balanced. Little treat culture and all."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I didn't expect to work through some of my own issues with food."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture; text reads, "I've always leaned heavily into body neutrality (which is fine); growing up in the '90s/'00s means I use a warped lens when I look in the mirror. Hearing convincing performances about the desire for different body shapes is starting to change that lens."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Same moon reflection picture as the original post; text reads, 'I didn't expect listening to audio erotica would change how I viewed my body.'
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I've been listening to audio erotica for a year now; here's a recap of what I didn't expect.
An image of a moon reflecting in a lake, with text that reads, A Year in Audio Erotica: What I Didn't Expect
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy solstice ☀️🌕 🎄
An image of Leonard Nimoy in costume as Spock, giving the Vulcan peace sign, with text reading "Have a Satisfying Solstice and a Logical New Year"
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A box with a company logo and the words "hand massager".
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Bets on whether he can find it?
A tiny fake Christmas tree, encircled with gold tinsel, not-so-secretly "hides" an ornament of an anatomical clitoris.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Yeeeeah, still screaming about this 🥵🥵🥵
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
🤩
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃 Have a homemade [if niche] treat:
A crossed out image of The Map from Dora the Explorer above a clip from 1999's The Mummy with the character Rick O'Connell saying, "Relax. I'm the map." An added text bar alludes to the fact that The Mummy premiered a year before Dora the Explorer.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What in the WHAT is this movie 😆
A shot of the whiteboard from the movie Cabin in the Woods (2011).
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is where I'm at mentally rn 😂
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Gave away 27 of these this past weekend. 😈 Heat-activated color-changing PLA. They're an easy way to tell who is... knowledgeable and who needs instruction.
3D printed anatomical objects with ribbon looped to make them into ornaments/décor
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
...💀
A shot of the full moon in the night sky, as seen from behind an 8 ft skeleton.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
w/o downloading anything new- where are you mentally?
A capybara asleep on a pillow, with the caption "I need a little napybara"
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Marie avec rainbows. #WhiskerWednesday
A black tabby cat sleeps on a bed with paws outstretched. Small rainbow dots are on and surround her.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Deciding whether this dress should actually go with me to Vegas again. (And whether I should make it a little shorter)
Sparkly black sheath dress with glitterBack of dress, cowl to mid-back.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
#Caturday post with Mac & Cheese
Two black tabby brothers are asleep facing each other & intertwined very adorably.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
More writing 💜 This was inspired by a poem shared in a Patreon + recent life experience.
A poem entitled "Recognition" superimposed over a pool of water in sunshine. The ripples on the water are meant to mimic scar tissue.

Scars flex, but pull
And time has dulled the knife
So when you thrust in my direction
I split a little, didn't I.

A nudge, a slap, a wake up call
Not a pierce as deep or true;
But lying would I clearly be
If I claimed to be unmoved.

With consciousness I settle
And tend the wound with care
Remind myself that once again
I need only be aware.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Rainy day cuddles and toe beans.
An all-black cat has a paw close to the camera, showing off his adorable toe beans.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This can live here, too. 💜 (I wrote 4 poems today. Is there something in the air‽)
A poem on a gray background.

The text reads:
Love isn't a verb like they say
Love is a preposition
Love surrounds
Love is in actions, objects, pronouns
Love is in the ingredients
Love is in the making
Love is in the eating and
Love is in the clean up.
Love is above, below
Over, under
For, before, and after
When I say I love
I choose it everywhere
In everything
And I hope you choose it too
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Post your favorite flowers.
Trichostema dichotomum (forked blue curls) -- among a sea of small green leaves, several flowers that are so blue they appear purple on film rise up on slender stems. Their bottom and side petals dip wide to greet you, and their upper petals are slender and curled into themselves, shyly dangling their anthers.Clitoria ternatea (butterfly pea flower). Vividly blue flowers shaped like the genitals they're named for. This is a mass of them I just harvested to use to make blue food.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
01:00 reflection.
A view of the night sky in which only the moon, peeking from behind clouds, is visible. The only other object shown is the reflection of the same, forming a sort of moonlight colon punctuation mark.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
+1 Corporate Armor. European 4-in-1 with Byzantine weave for around the neck.
A necktie made of chainmail, worn by a person in  a blue men's dress shirt.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
#MeowMonday #CatsOfBluesky I can tell if I sit down, this cat has plans.
A black cat with yellow eyes looks directly into the camera. He is relaxed and has one paw slightly in front of him as he lays on a gray couch.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
#Caturday Late night Maki cuddles💜
A gray tabby cranes his head so that his human servant can give him chin scritches. He seems well-pleased with himself.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Just finished @ninajankowicz.com 's book How To Be A Woman Online. I've kept a low social media profile in the past due to the reasons she details, but I feel more empowered to speak up and out with what I learned 💜
The cover of the book "How to Be a Woman Online: Surviving Abuse and Harassment, and How to Fight Back", by Nina Jankowicz. The text is red sans-serif font, and the cover itself is light pink.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
So glad my teachers gave us all those 'how to write directions' joke assignments... Second iteration of "Shower Instructions", now with *shaving*. (Yes, they joked about whether a towel was required for #7.) #Neurodiversity #Parenting
A laminated sheet entitled "Shower instructions".
1. Turn the shower on. Get wet.
2. Apply shampoo to your scalp. Use fingers or a tool and make small circles all over to wash.
3. Rinse! (Apply conditioner to the ends if needed.)
4. Wash your face & neck with face cleanser. Use your fingers or a washcloth.
5. Start at your shoulders and use the silicone mitt to wash your body with a quarter-sozed amount of body wash. *Pay attention to underarms, elbows, knees, and FEET.
6. Shave if you need to.*
7. Rinse, turn off the shower, and pat yourself dry.

Then there are two memes; one is a gold star with the words 'yay you did a thing congrats' and the second is an image of a showerhead with the words "I did it. I survived taking a shower". 

At the very end, there's an asterisk referencing step #6: "Why at 6? Because the hair will have softened in the shower by this point, making it easier to cut."
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Birthday funderwear tradition complete at 23:58 (not the last literal minute, sooo... I'm ahead of schedule!)
This picture shows a set of three men's boxer briefs in different Doctor Who patterns. One is owls dressed up at the different iterations of the Doctor. One is the TARDIS repeated over and over. And the third is a blue and white TARDIS argyle pattern on a plain white background. 
The boxer briefs are laying on a cutting mat with some fabric rulers in the background.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We should try this again this year. *Reshoot*
A woman shoots at an archery target with a wooden recurve bow while wearing a baby on her back in a purple wrap sling.
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My kids' enrichment program has a lot of learners who didn't see the point in phatic language, so I did a presentation about it. I ended with this meme (which went over well):
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Morning pollinator check in. Since I started letting Bidens alba grow along the outside of my vegetable garden beds, I've seen a large increase in beneficial insect activity.
A green sweat bee pollinates a Bidens alba flower (white petals with yellow center).A tiny green baby grasshopper with a yellow eye perches on a Bidens alba leaf.
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