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Wasted a LOT of T&E trying to get him to say shit like that growing up, but I never really got it, there was always else I should be doing instead to fit his mould. Really twisted to know he had the capacity for this but chose to never use it. Saving it for an occasion like this.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I kinda had this exact realization when I came out to him, after the phone call he texted me an old photo of us together and said something along the lines of how he loved me how I was, not something he really ever said to me before that point.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Is that fucking Mac OS 9?? Peak shit. My first introduction to the Mac ecosystem via a blueberry gen2 iMac I found in a dog kennel at a friends house in northern BC

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can see something similar in my distant horizon. The foresight helps but can’t keep the cuts from going deeper. That’s a sour start to your big day but I hope the rest gets a lot sweeter. Here’s to good times and gooder friends.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Once again something you can thank Mulroney for, Air Canada was privatised by his govt in 1988.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s all over, I had a family member fall gravely ill a few years back up north in Prince Rupert, the last-minute flight up there cost about $1,400. That’s almost the price I paid for my first car about 2 years prior to that. For an hour and a half in economy on a Q400.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Water expected to declare how wet it is

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why do her glasses look like that

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Too tired to be up, too awake to be sleeb. Good morning nonetheless

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t wanna toot my own horn too loud but I’ve been keeping an informal list of all the good greasy spoons in greater Van, I really gotta put em to paper sometime. It ain’t the same but search up Kyle’s Cafe on commercial. It’s a nice homey joint. My favourite is the Golden Coin in Richmond.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t diss the driver we’re better than that

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(It’s got more seats for more friends)

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Literally just picked up my perscription. How does my ride compare?

Pretty new and shiny TransLink New Flyer articulated bus, painted in blue and green

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WE MUST REBUILD, DAVID WE MUST ATONE AND RECKON FOR OUR BYGONE SINS

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

man i love a good water feature

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They were pulled from service less than a year later and now rot in Egypt :(

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Omg you haven’t seen a wild ride till you’ve seen the ferries with fursonas. This is one of the Pacificat-Class ferries built by the Province of BC just before they kinda half-privatized BCFerries. They were huge, fast, gorgeous and also ended up having very destructive wakes that damaged the shore.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Alright this is the fourth weekend a guy in a white (Audi?) with a rolled back sunroof has driven by my house BLASTING Patrick Hernandez’ “Born to be Alive” I don’t know what this means but I’m here for it youtu.be/9UaJAnnipkY

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gah I fucking love the stal̕əw̓asəm. Catch me walking it every evening. Also RIP another queen. Someone’s gotta sneak me on there to grab a piece of that fuckin carpet.

View of Sapperton from the bridge. Two decapitated BCFerries in the foreground

Rocky Mountaineer train passing on a bridge underneath the bridge.

View of Schnitzer Steel in Surrey from the bridge. The Queen of Burnaby is sitting alongside two other smaller ferries, awaiting the scrapper’s torch :(

Photo I stole from Facebook of the iconic 90s/80s BCFerries carpet, in various shades of green and salmon with dogwoods and different little diamonds on it. It’s wonderful.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When life offers you a wrench, take the wrench. It’ll keep u safe on your walk home and now you have a big ass wnerch

Shadow of OP on a sidewalk wielding a comically large wrench

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Why’d we ever move on from this wtf

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@lucykwiatek.bsky.social okay it ended up being a large, still a lil big on me but gOD DAMN ITS FUCKING NICE

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Waiting for the day a random YouTube account with 20 followers drops clean recordings of all the am730 jingles. You can’t tell me these weren’t bangers.

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Iiiiiiii don’t like what I’m seeing Axon surveillance demonstration trucks at the VPD office in strathcona

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Incredible pun fodder with this one

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Darcy! @retro-wizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Xl, she’s gonna need an alteration

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