𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚
"Well, it finally happened. Some poor, lonely old man confessed his love for me as soon as he finished...
After getting dressed, I turned to find him on his knee and begging for my hand in marriage. A better woman would've let him down gently.
I kicked him out."