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Retalora

@retalora.com
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She / They FFXIV enjoyer and serial reposter. Recently adopted a puppy from Ruff Start Rescue in Minnesota. (his name is Two Scoops Please - aka Scoops) I can't spell, or type, or make full sentences.

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Retalora @retalora.com · 15/08/2025
A screenshot of a steam purchase history page, showing 5 purchases from 2010 to 2013, all but one purchase are for gift copies of games.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 14/08/2025
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
A baby possum with the saddest expression on it's face.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 23/06/2025
Teaching my dog to look at the camera and be still for photos and I have clearly trained him to sit too well, at least it's still cute! #TwoScoopsPlease #dogsky
A black and tan dog looking at the camera, his tail is blurry because it's wagging.The same black and tan dog having clearly turned to face the camera and sat for a treat.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 15/06/2025
How about a puppy picture? #TwoScoopsPlease #DogSky
A puppy laying on the bed looking at the person taking a photo while he's being pet, in the background a mirror has nose smudges at puppy level, and another person who is also petting the dog.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 31/05/2025
Introduced our puppy Scoops to the pool for the first time today, he's a big fan - even if it took some convincing to get him into it at first. #twoscoopsplease
A large black and tan puppy in a grey pool with a blue liner. The water is up to the dogs ankles. He's looking off camera with one ear flopped over onto the top of his head and his mouth is slightly open.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 27/05/2025
Nick Frost in Hot Fuzz on the train reloading a shotgun saying "Shame." while clearly pleased.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 23/04/2025
Puppy break! He's looking very refined with his stick. #twoscoopsplease
A dog laying in the yard with a stick in his paws, he's squinting in the bright sunshine while looking toward the camera. His ears are flopped up on top of his head instead of out to the sides.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 29/03/2025
What about a puppy picture break? #TwoScoopsPlease
A dog wearing a harness and leash sith a stick longer than he is in his mouth while on a pre-dawn walk, there's blue light on the ground from the light on the dog's harness. The dog is named Scoops, and his tail is blurry in the photo because it's wagging.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 18/01/2025
Here's a picture of Scoops to help a little.
A photo of a puppy sleeping on his back next to a toy.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 13/01/2025
Just spent like 20 minutes outside in 8ºf because that's apparently a comfy leaf chasing temperature for this little guy. #TwoScoopsPlease
A Rottweiler puppy looking up at the camera because his name was called.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 04/01/2025
Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline. (Since I effed it up the first time, here's a twofer)
A photo of a snowy front yard taken at night.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 04/01/2025
A photo of ice on glass behind a wooden door at night, taken from the inside.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 20/12/2024
We got to break this thing out.
A man pushing a very large snowblower. It's not throwing any snow because the auger is off in this photo.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 08/12/2024
Made a tree skirt out of an old blanket that I had dismantled a while ago.
A Christmas tree with lights and a blue and white tree skirt.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 01/12/2024
Done! Since this is a test batch, they're going into plastic cups to hand out for taste tests.
Cheesecake cranberry parfaits in plastic cups, the two in front have a drizzle of cranberry on top, while the back two (on either side) are covered completely. The back middle container is filled with 1/2 inch square shortbread cookies.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 01/12/2024
Cheesecake curd and shortbread are chilling! Got a short break until the shortbread is ready to bake.
A pat of shortbread dough and a bowl of cheesecake curd sitting in a refrigerator.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 01/12/2024
Doing a cranberry parfait test batch before the family get together. Finished the cranberry part and now on to the rest!
Cranberries simmering in a pot with orange juice, sugar, and orange zest.A lovely red tart cranberry compote that's been puréed and strained into a smooth spread/jam texture.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 23/11/2024
There's something about a city at night. The honking seems a little excessive, but I can close the window I guess.
A photo of NYC at night from a hotel room.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 20/11/2024
Made a little cake topper for my coworkers son who's turning two in December and I think it turned out pretty cute!
A watercolor cut out of Winnie the Pooh along with the number 2 and the name Arden on white underlays, the name is on a red banner with a purple string and bow tied to it.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 02/11/2024
Grabbing breakfast at my favorite kolache place ever #Austin
The Lone Star Kolaches sign at a slight angle.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 02/11/2024
#Necronvember If you see a Necron post a Necron! This is one of two little guys I have actually finished painting because it turns out I'm extra slow specifically with Necron minis #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings #MiniaturePainting
A blue and gold and white Narhammer Necron miniature next to a piece of Azurite and Jasper with a little matching scarab in front.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 01/11/2024
Had a great time at the brain slug Halloween party, you guys should definitely check it out next year!
A woman with a crochet brain slug from the tv show Futurama on her head.
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Retalora @retalora.com · 29/10/2024
Making super cute cake pops for a work potlukc and I have REGRETS (and almost 30 cake pops)
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Retalora @retalora.com · 29/09/2024
Hispanic heritage night at #MNUFC VS #ColoradoRapids
A photo of a nighttime soccer match between Minnesota United (black and blue) and the Colorado Rapids (light blue)
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Retalora @retalora.com · 24/09/2024
My fiancee got us both copies of Tiny Glade today and I am obsessed!! #TinyGlade
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Retalora @retalora.com · 19/09/2024
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
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Retalora @retalora.com · 17/09/2024
It's been one (1) whole year since I joined!
A white box with "Celebrating 10M users" with an party popper emoji. The middle of the box shows the number 1,037,955. At the bottom of the box on the left, the user handle for Retalora (@retalora.com) is shown and on the bottom right the joind date for the user is listed as "Sep 17, 2023)
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Retalora @retalora.com · 30/08/2024
I always like seeing nice mushrooms in my feed, so here are some cuties from my garden this morning (after lots of rain lately)
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Retalora @retalora.com · 15/02/2024
Hockey time with @newbs.bsky.social and our SOs! Very romantic 😍
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Retalora @retalora.com · 04/11/2023
Won yarn chicken this morning, but it was close...
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Retalora @retalora.com · 22/09/2023
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