r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There's probably a reason why the Zune isn't on here but I don't know what that reason is 100
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah I tried that but it got stuff everywhere. Had to do laundry 010
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think it's funny how it clearly has a dispenser and he still chose to drink out of it like it's a big cup. And also that his jaw is going to fall off because of radiation poisoning 020
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If this episode of Doctor Who has taught me anything it's vampires are afraid of people who believe in things 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am being bombarded by the sun's photonic missiles 001
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If this episode of Laurel and Hardy has taught me anything it's that people poked each other in the eyes a lot in 1929. That's probably why the stock market crashed. 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Andrew Jackson did the trail of tears so you could lay on the bench in Florida and cook your skin while listening to volcano by Jimmy Buffett 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ELO is a perfect example of a band where I only know two of their songs, I really like those songs, but I have no interest in looking up their other stuff 010
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why hasn't anyone came out with a skateboard truck company called fulcrum yet? 001
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I need twelve pictures of individual colanders for my colander calendar 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 06/09/2026🎶 There is a specter A specter A specter A specter that is haunting Is haunting Is haunting Is haunting Europe It's communism 🎶 000
Reposted by r(@oG LastnamePredator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’ve seen some badass bush before, man, but nothing like this. 001
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've been ostracized for getting my ostrich sized 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When you buy a stapler. Do you expect it to have a sleeve of staples in it? Like as a courtesy? Or am I just a moron 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 24/08/2026So the hair covers the drain. Allowing the water to collect in the tub. Exactly. So it's not gross. It's practical. Can you use the "hair cover drain plug" for a bath? No it's strictly for shower use only at this time. Just to have some water collect... On the bottom of the tub yes. 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why would you procrastiseven when you could procrastinate 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Ok I don't know how long I've slept on carts of darkness on means tv but I just watched it and it is so fucking good 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It would be so sick to live in a radio telescope. Like one of those weirdos who lives in a lighthouse but it's a radio telescope 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Scientists naming something: Scientist 1: That curve to the point on the fin should be called the Whoopee Joiner. Scientist 2: THAT'S THE FLOOBER KNOCKER YOU DIP FUCK That was two scientists naming something. Thank you. 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If skateboarding were around in the 1800s all the regular footed skaters would force all the goofy footed skaters to ride switch or lock them up for being possessed by a demon 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 09/07/2026How many billionaires are eugenicists? How many are malthusian? 020
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I don't think you could travel back in time before the time machine was invented 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Remember when it took 24 hours to change your pfp 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 05/07/2026From decoration to feeding a nation: the kale story 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 03/07/2026"I hate religion" says the guy who just asked me if I know Jesus haha sure buddy 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Brioche is so fucking good dude. I had a chip butty the other day that was so delicious I almost cried. I am still thinking about that sandwich and it's been like 3 days 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 19/06/2026How much fiberglass you think is in the ocean? 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is what peak bla bla bla whatever I just think they look neat 010
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Just saw a display in a gas station that made me realize that this whole 250 thing is gonna be real annoying 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Why is this in my phone notifications like it's news? I don't give a fuck. 001
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 15/05/2026*note to self: hang up big poster of an industrial fan Also get large poster of industrial fan. 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Every now and then I think of earth after humans are extinct. And alien explorers come to check out the planet. They recognize cities and structures like that and they are putting things together about how we lived. Then they see a skate park and are like well what the fuck is this 000
r(@oG Lastname @retaking-gyros.bsky.social · 22/03/2026The content sounds if dripping are nose to mine erlars 000
