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Half-fox, half-wolf, half-engineer. Into electronics, radio & software. (Very) amateur radio operator. Talk to me about TETRA V+D. Talks about NSFW stuff sometimes - […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ furry.engineer/@ret, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 12h
Quality stuff.
Priority Notifications
Low SOC Reminder
Battery SOC is low than 20, please charge in time. SN is (redacted)
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Hmmm.
A supermarket shelf of condoms. The shelf edge says "Male incontinence".
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Pretty sure the rest of the thing is potted. I can see a port where they appear to have injected potting compound. It’s an Aspen Pumps Mini Lime Silent+ if anybody is curious. FP3321/5
The pump with the port visible.A closeup of the port
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
HE’S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!
A green hose dribbling some unspeakable horror liquid into a cup
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Taking the opportunity to give the plastics a good clean.
The plastic enclosure from the air conditioner, outside being cleaned
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Here we go…
A disassembled air conditioner on a wall. The condensate pump in the conduit elbow is missing.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Another dead one 🦀
A condensate pump.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
this is like when the runescape bot farm owner jumps on one of the bot accounts to talk to the person griefing their bots.
A Mastodon "verification" scammer tries to scam @Gargron.

Somebody (@schratze@todon.nl) points out how ridiculous this is.

The verification account breaks character and says "ahahahahah sorry bro have a good day"
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
oh my~ :blobfoxo_o:
A MikroTik product - the KNOT Embedded LTE4
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
blep
Summer the Labrador licking her nose
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
WINTER CLONE! WINTER CLONE!
Two black Labrador retrievers looking very similar
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I’d much rather have a big beige Daikin or Samsung job than one of these.
An Octopus Cosy heat pump outside a house. It’s a large public waste bin looking thing with a big pink Octopus logo
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
oh no
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
one of those days
A mug of tea

"Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work"

(The Onion)
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
“Extra Coconut” coconut water sure looks interesting
A glass of white liquid
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
The SIZE of these bad boys...
The window traffic light icons.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
what the fuck is that doing there?
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
been stuck here for like 2 hours. I don't think it's workin, chat...
"Preparing macOS 27"
"About 5 minutes remaining"
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Copying items to Documents.

Phew.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
As recently as 2012, O2's website had a "Txt Spk" dictionary built-in with some very... interesting... phrases in it.
A list of "abbreviations" on O2's website with all sorts of funny stuff in it like "BB" for "bareback"
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
sensible pricing as ever
International Standard :
3-5 business days to Europe. 
6-7 business days for Rest of World. £3.70

International Economy
15-80 business days £4.30
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Matrix mode.

Ivory
Unable to decrypt notification. Rebooting your device
should fix this problem.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
[drag'n wash / nsfw (minor spoilers too)] I mean, I for one don't mind edge cases during handjobs.
Fixed some **Edge Cases** when giving Ryan a hand job during the picnic level.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
and why the fuck would I do that, google?
Set Google Chrome as your default PDF viewer
Set as default
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Somewhat overlooked but I think the most egregious fuckery pulled by Apple this year... Pro camera controls (I.e. the ability to directly set stuff like effective shutter speed, ISO etc) are not just a new thing in iOS 27, they're feature-flagged to only work on the new iPhone 18 lmao. Fuck youuuu.
Pro Controls only appears in the feature list for the iPhone 18 Pro Max, not the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
"well I'd better get back to _washin' that dragon!_ err... I mean... upgrading the... _washin' that dragon!_.... server..."
Bubs and Strong Bad in Strong Bad Email #169 "from work".
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Radio manufacturers using backwards-ass fucking connectors is a time-honoured tradition. Fin.
The bottom connector, which is... something... flat... and weird... Idk, they're easy enough to find on eBay at least.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Plastics, a bit boring. Interestingly double-shot moulded with a rubber seal around the outside for water ingress protection. Visible also are mic/earpiece and loudspeaker which mate with pads on the mainboard and the little interposer PCB. For the record I […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
The front and back side plastics, the outer side facing up.The front and back side plastics, the inner side facing up. The loudspeaker, earpiece speaker, mic and keypad membrane are visible.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
The main board, removed. Really impressive bit of electronics design. Great looking, really compact. What to say... a few Tantalum caps at the top for the PA. SIM connector on the back. Random ATMega is one of the few bits I can read the numbers on - probably […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
Front side of the mainboard showing the keyboard matrix, mono green dot matrix LCD.Back side of the mainboard. SIM slot. 3 perforated RFI shielding tins. Heatsink for the PA.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Removing that 2-layer interposer board (which connects with a 10-pin ARM JTAG style connector - reveals a vibrating motor - another addition over the SRP-01. The motor is mounted with some rubber moulded material into what I assume is the heatsink for the […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
The interposer board removed, revealing a vibrating motor with gold contacts upwards.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Here we go. Sepura SRP2000 (1st Gen). Pretty radical departure from the SRP01 I've looked at before. Much more integrated, considering this is only 4 or 5 years newer the advancement is pretty impressive. Especially the miniaturisation. Unfortunately almost […] [Original post on furry.engineer]
The back of the SRP2000 with the cover removed. There are 3 large RFI shields and a small interposer board between the mainboard and the (removed) speaker.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Forgive me, Motorola, for I have strayed from your holy light. Teardown to come when I feel like it. #tetra #hamradio
A Sepura SRP2000, Gen1.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Mmm…
The duo case
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
most torypilled push notification.
Priority Notifications
Free bus travel for kids ends 31st August
Government scheme for free kids bus travel ends today.
Remember to buy your ticket on bus or Bee Network app
from 1st September.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
it’s this kinda day #dogsofmastodon
Two Labradors, one black one yellow lay next to each other, eepy
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Did some baking. Almond cookies. They’re a bit irregular looking because I couldn’t find my piping bag, but they will be great with coffee.
Almond cookies.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Yes moon
The full moon exposed. Awoooooooooo!PV string voltages at about 8-9V
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
No moon
The moon covered by a passing cloud.PV string voltages at 5V
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
best buddies
GitHub and Bluesky both having outages.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
[silly twilight meme] 🖼
Paul Lahote in his wolf form in "Twilight - New Moon" (2009) standing in front of his packmates in their human form. The caption says "Grrrr... they are my twinks, get your own!"
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
why does this look like the roof of the slop reactor building is about to be blasted off and radioactive slopcode is about to be scattered all around?
GitHub "Merged Pull requests per month", "Commits per month" and "New repos per month" are all basically exponential.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
[Spider] Oh, hi. Nice house, bro!
A house spider in a hole in a concrete floor.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
DEMIGOD SLAIN
The artist banner for evanescence. It’s very… dark souls…
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
blog.rust-lang.org/2026/08/20/suppl…
The "you're joking, not another one?" woman
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
What, no TikTok? No Mastodon? No Pixelfed? No GitHub? No IRC? No JobsworthHub? No OnlyBureaucrats? No FurAffinity (for the car furries)? No Last.fm (welsh hardcore house tracks straight from the DVLA office DJ in Swansea)?
A DVLA envelope with some social media icons. There’s Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and instagram
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
literally me every time I get a fedi notification
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Classic example of trades not talking to one another.
A newly built library. the LIBRARY sign down the side is missing the last "R". An alarm bellbox is in the way.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
"That's perfect. They should put that on our money."
Why worry about something that isn't going to happen?
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
The recent Emergency Alert finally made it to FolfNet subscribers.
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