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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bro dry begged me for my joint for 5 minutes. I finally give him the last of it and he asks me is it just weed? OHHH, SO NOWWW WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT A STRANGER IS SMOKING?! NIGGAS 🙃

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just had a man talk my ear off just so he could dry beg me for the rest of my joint 💀 I gave it to him and he finally stopped talking and left

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They might stop selling Crown Royal in the US and I WILL travel to Canada just for that. I have so many bags. Please don’t play with me 😭

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bro just cancelled my food…I wanted that fucking burrito so bad 😭

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ain’t nothing more irritating than ordering DoorDash and getting a mfa on a damn bike…

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is the first time in my life I don’t live down the street from a good taco spot and I’m pissed

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I accidentally bought pumpkin fritters instead of apple fritters 😒 I’m pissed

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gas is $5 a fucking gallon now…don’t ask me to take you no mfn where if you ain’t got gas money

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anxiety was literally crippling me. That shit is not a joke, it is not a game, it’s not fun

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I feel like everybody has that one friend that doesn’t know they’re gay, but you know. You’ve known for years 😂

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not going from a que dawg to a chihuahua…I’m just not

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If I’m ever involved in another near death experience, the first thing I’m doing is thanking the most high 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Keith Lee ain’t the problem. The fact that he has a humongous platform and everyone isn’t religious is the problem. He was his usual self and this time people didn’t like it. A lot of people expecting him to have survivors guilt, but he chose to Thank God…that’s the issue

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Straight belt to ass 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I lost the most important person in my life with zero warning. Bitch I will cry about about it whenever I feel like it. Nobody understands shit until they go through it themselves.

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was told that my mom has been gone for 7 years, so I need to stop taking it so hard. I asked how long it’s been for their Grandma. They said 2 years. Does it feel like 2 years? No. Can you still remember it vividly like it was yesterday? Yeah. Okay then, don’t tell me how to grieve

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It might be wrong, but I just wanna pop a Benadryl and finally try sushi 😭

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I love my older black family, but I’m sick of the “that’s still your family” shit. Family can easily hurt you like every fucking body else and they sometimes do it WORSE

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cousin got out of jail for fucking a teenager. Can’t use a smart phone period. Told my older cousin I was disappointed in him and she said, “Don’t be disappointed, just pray for him” PRAYING AIN’T GONNA CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE’S A PEDOPHILE 🗣️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Crown Royal has a collab with Juicy Couture and I NEED that bag 😭

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A nigga DMed me, showed his interest, I researched him cause that’s what I do, turns out he was married 😂 If you’re gonna try to cheat, at least don’t have your marriage public dude.

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

With the way the world is currently set up, I’ve been looking at Thanos perspective a little differently now 😬

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I made some homemade tomato soup last night with a chicken grilled cheese on sourdough bread 🤤 I’ve never been happier to have leftovers

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Still trying to figure out why my ex from 7 years ago contacted me 💀 “I’ve thought about you everyday”. Please go think about somebody else, anybody else. Nigga almost 31 telling me he’s still trying to get from up under his Mama…

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hate that fucking Thotiana song. Hell, I hate Blueface

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There’s so many recalls that I’m either gonna be skinny or die. There’s no in between

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Kyla Pratt's Francesca Shrug

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My nephew has been in jail more times than he’s been out. He hasn’t been in jail in almost 2 years now, he’s learning different trades, and he’s staying out of trouble. I prayed for this and my God came through 🥹

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I truly love seeing black boy joy 🥹

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Cause the thing about it is, it doesn’t need to be attached to me. It’s more insulting cause I can just go buy one and throw it at you. At that point, it’s not just “SUCK MY DICK” it’s “GO FUCK YOURSELF” as well

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I hate bananas so much. The smell of it literally makes me gag and they over power everything they touch

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

TikTok changed their whole format and now the shit looks like instagram…I hate ever part of it. It’s ugly as hell

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

IV’s have a fucking recall cause they might contain fiberglass…I’m so sick of this bullshit 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My nephew just told me that if you have over $9800 on your books in jail that you have to pay rent…IN JAIL. In a place YOU HAVE to stay in 🤯

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My first dessert table 🥹 I worked every part of my ass off for this. 3 tiered cake, 75 dessert shooters, 50 brownies, & 50 chocolate dipped Oreos 😵‍💫 All from scratch She also had me make a pan of Mac and Cheese cause yep, I still sell food outside of desserts 💅🏽 It didn’t last 30 minutes

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can somebody please explain to me how in the fuck the MANGOS got salmonella

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m trying so hard to get over my fear of spiders. I can do little ones, I think jumping spiders are adorable, but I still can’t get through that damn Harry Potter scene

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My Granny, my Mom, and my older sister were all teen moms. I’m about to be 30 and I broke the cycle

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

People who think Texas is the biggest state obviously forgot about Alaska 😬

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I truly don’t have too many friends anymore cause I feel like I can’t trust too many people. I’m open to new friends, but I’m not open to bullshit

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Men complaining about having to drive an hour to see a woman. I’ve had a man come from 2000 miles away and didn’t bat an eyelash. Give a damn where you’re coming from and you better not be late

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Tamar Braxton's 'Huh Tuh' Reaction

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really want to work on my plating cause I love baking down, but I’m not about to keep letting people put me in a baker box 😂 I’ve been cooking almost 20 years. The baking started 3 years ago. You can do both and be great at both

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This might be one of the coolest cakes I’ve made thus far. Hand painted AND hand sculpted out of modeling chocolate 🤭

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Literally on the phone with a man RIGHT NOW talking about this 😭 He said that “The titties are part of the legacy. You can’t really leave them out” SHE AINT BEEN DEAD A DAY

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I never even read that AI book by Daddy bought me…I want to feel bad, but I don’t 😬

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I never got a chance to show off this beauty. My nephew wanted a Sonic themed, Blueberry Cheesecake Cake and that’s what he got. The rings are even candles. I’d say TT snapped 🤭 #blackfoodsky #happybirthday

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Madam Fluff 🤪 @respectmyfluff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Every time I watch The Help, I just get repissed off, then the chocolate pie scene comes in…EAT MY SHIT!

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