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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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a man and a woman are standing in a closet with the words they knew we were coming
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in a closet with the words they knew we were coming
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hello!
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Melania could end this at anytime and no jury would ever convict her…at worst she’d just get probation
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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a woman in a red hat is saying i cannot find the words to say how i feel
ALT: a woman in a red hat is saying i cannot find the words to say how i feel
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This is true!
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yeah and he’s also taken the vow of marriage on multiple occasions….i don’t take anything this man says seriously cuz it’s like a hooker saying they love u
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’m convinced that the people who don’t vote are the people who u could go up to and just smack them right in the face and they wouldn’t do anything
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Cuz of course they have….”birds of a feather”and all that😒😒😒
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
None of them are passing field sobriety tests I can tell u that much
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I mean technically Canada would have to become a republic first or abolish the Canadian monarchy
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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a woman with a white mask on her face is saying hello
ALT: a woman with a white mask on her face is saying hello
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Simon Chong @chongster62.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I try hard with these dances to make sure it feels like a character is dancing to a song that’s true to them, and there’s no universe where you could convince me that Linda isn’t an absolute Monster for Lady Gaga’s discography.
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
💯💯💯💯💯
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Oh will u stop cutting urself already? We have more than enough time to wallow,now dust urself off and get back in the fight cuz there are a lot more rounds to play
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It’s say “on”
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’d just find my press contact list and hit “send to all” and be all like “oops”
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
And I’m like bring it on u little bitches
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’ll give him 3 minutes
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Will u stop with the psychological cutting? It’s not helping anyone
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I was going to but then I realized I would have to clean it up also so I passed
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Tell me u have a problem without telling me u have a problem
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My Robert E Lee costume is at the cleaners
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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a cartoon of a girl looking at herself in a mirror
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m like:we’ve seen her naked and we know that she is a horrible person,who is quite possibly a worse person than her husband(didn’t know that was possible)quite possibly the only way I’d be interested is if they did it with muppets
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
These are the kind people who when u hear about awful things happening to them we’re like
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a woman holding a cell phone with the words " good for them " above her
ALT: a woman holding a cell phone with the words " good for them " above her
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m still going to be bitter on her behalf
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I mean…..that’s illegal and unenforceable but still part of me respects(a very small part)his frankness
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The more I think about it,the more I realize that the Bible is something that kids REALLY don’t need to know about
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The internet is 4ever! Just like of this picture of him motorboating Rudy
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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a woman says " i 'll be damned " in front of her face
ALT: a woman says " i 'll be damned " in front of her face
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I have the Streisand effect on line 1
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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a little girl standing next to a stuffed animal with the words he 's so fluffy i 'm gonna die
ALT: a little girl standing next to a stuffed animal with the words he 's so fluffy i 'm gonna die
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Alright people! Let’s punch some Nazis!
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Personally Its no business of mine what someone’s religion is as it has ZERO relevance to their ability to make good laws.
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Any country that can make Dolly Parton is still good
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dolly parton is sitting in a chair and says to me i 'm just a workin ' girl
ALT: dolly parton is sitting in a chair and says to me i 'm just a workin ' girl
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m clearly a bad gay cuz I don’t understand what’s wrong with just lipstick
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The corgi wears Prada Corgi and sensibility The English corgi Crouching corgi hidden dragon
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When AI has gone too far in the insult department
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It’s a car that looks like it’s from an early N64 game….
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Damn u! Such a great line im not even mad!
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homer simpson from the simpsons screaming with his mouth open
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons screaming with his mouth open
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
G-damn! I want her to be like my life-coach
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
But he’s not bitter at all😒
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Muffin is the breakout star of Bluey!
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The difference is that bluey has dogs and dogs make everything better
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If I was a congressional reporter I’d just ask members about their recorded votes. The public is conditioned to not care about statements and soundbites so id just focus SOLELY on how they voted
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It’s like 100 seats at the conference…..it’d be weird if they didn’t sellout
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Wow! Judicial independence means that another governmental body can’t dictate the actions of the court….it doesn’t mean that the public can’t think the courts are a piece of trash for doing one stupid ruling after another
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resistence.bsky.social @resistence.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Check his blood A/C levels….he looks like he finished a bender like 5 minutes before going on camera
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