Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Yes, I want to watch the emoji movie in 2026," said no one ever 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy #spyrocommunityday!!! Cannot WAIT for A Realm Beyond! Shouts out @canadianguyeh.bsky.social for coordinating this event every year and keeping our hopes alive 🙏 Original artwork, reference picture by @nicholaskole.bsky.social! 098
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026STOP THEY ACTUALLY LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS STYLE 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026How are we at the point where real humans don't realize the problem with AI judging how AI-generated something seems Are we cooked as a species 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So of course the news about PlayStation going all digital has been out for a while, but one thing I only thought of now How freakin stupid is the PS6 gonna look if there's no slot to insert a disk 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026No shot are we actually about to get spyro 4 before gta 6 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I wanna say 2026 sucks so far but it's not for reasons unlike 2025. This hasn't been a great decade so far 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I literally just found out that Jess Harnell was the voice of Cedric on sofia the first I mean I hear it now but I also wouldn't have figured it out if you gave me a hundred guesses wtf 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I kinda forgot this was coming out until recently, I consider myself more of a casual fan when it comes to Percy Jackson, I'll own up to it But HOLY SHIT this poster ✨️ 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025How did we get to the point where inflatable animal costumes are legit ragebait for half this country 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Ok I know I missed #spyrocommunityday, but that's not gonna stop me from showing, drawing, and posting my love for the purple boy! 💜 #spyro #spyro4 #toysforbob 032
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/08/2025#duckmeatcomix #comicstrip #cartoon #commentary #humor 010
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Bro I hate YouTube more every day, mainly because it's just easily allowing people to make and watch so much of the same shit unless it's political Minecraft shorts shrink attention spans and drown out quality until nobody knows what qualifies as content anymore 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I call it the Liquid Obsidian One part cranberry juice, two parts cool blue gatorade, feel free to add vodka or whatever's your poison if you want a buzz 010
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Matt, Trey, we love you. Give. Us. MORE roasts of Trump's cabinet members. 010
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Curious why Jesus hasn't returned yet? So are the people of New Bedford! See what happens as Curnel heralds the arrival of our Lord and Savior in a time as bonkers as this one. DUCKMEAT: THE JESUS SAGA available now on the Comix website! Link in bio. 010
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Even as a liberal myself, I don't really understand why Kamala wrote a book about her campaign. I don't really know who it's for. We all know how it ends. 100
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Dude, I gotta make a bold statement. Rick and Morty Season 8 is the best one yet. Yes, Rick and Morty is still alive and kicking, but no longer in decline. It is back and better than ever. 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Trump hates it when people accurately describe him, it hurts his reputation 100
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Still not loving this, I'm gonna be so real, I don't think this is much of an improvement over the movie, but I mean, at least the CGI's not covering up his contour? 100
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025New blog post with an important message is up for the two people who are gonna check it out! sites.google.com/view/comixll...sites.google.comComix, LLC - The Speech BubbleThe Cycle of Hollywood's Originality Crisis (July 24, 2025) 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Did you even know they made another one of these More than half the existing cast didn't return, but hey, the new guys are talented. I'm happy for them 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Finally something both parties agree on (if for different reasons) 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I'm convinced Matt Vogel just spins a wheel every time he has to perform as Kermit to determine how well he's gonna nail it down 011
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025PBS and NPR need our help. Please check out my latest blog post for details and ways to give. sites.google.com/view/comixll...sites.google.comComix, LLC - The TeaHow We Can Help PBS (June 4, 2025) 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Is Gatorade a surprisingly good laxative for anyone else? 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I guess being woke now just means acknowledging that a black or gay guy who doesn't have such a drinking problem that he repeatedly sends highly sensitive war plans to his family group chat like it's his fucking wordle score, is generally a more qualified hire than a white guy who does. 000
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I always forget that Randy Newman is still alive Literally, does he just rise from the dead every time they make another Toy Story 010
Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Made this three months ago, but I still wanna give it some further reach :) 001