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Theo Morton

@residentcartoonist.bsky.social
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Dean '30 Writer, artist, actor, singer, dancer (occasionally), Muppetologist. sites.google.com/view/comixllc-art/…

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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Yes, I want to watch the emoji movie in 2026," said no one ever
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy #spyrocommunityday!!! Cannot WAIT for A Realm Beyond! Shouts out @canadianguyeh.bsky.social for coordinating this event every year and keeping our hopes alive 🙏 Original artwork, reference picture by @nicholaskole.bsky.social!
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
STOP THEY ACTUALLY LOOK SO CUTE IN THIS STYLE
Granted, I don't really know how they're gonna make a whole movie out of what's normally a seven-minute show, but this is a promising start
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How are we at the point where real humans don't realize the problem with AI judging how AI-generated something seems Are we cooked as a species
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So of course the news about PlayStation going all digital has been out for a while, but one thing I only thought of now How freakin stupid is the PS6 gonna look if there's no slot to insert a disk
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
HYPE!
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No shot are we actually about to get spyro 4 before gta 6
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I wanna say 2026 sucks so far but it's not for reasons unlike 2025. This hasn't been a great decade so far
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I literally just found out that Jess Harnell was the voice of Cedric on sofia the first I mean I hear it now but I also wouldn't have figured it out if you gave me a hundred guesses wtf
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
fuck yourself
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
god i hate instagram
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I kinda forgot this was coming out until recently, I consider myself more of a casual fan when it comes to Percy Jackson, I'll own up to it But HOLY SHIT this poster ✨️
PJO Season 2 poster
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
How did we get to the point where inflatable animal costumes are legit ragebait for half this country
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ok I know I missed #spyrocommunityday, but that's not gonna stop me from showing, drawing, and posting my love for the purple boy! 💜 #spyro #spyro4 #toysforbob
Sorry about the lighting, just a picture I took on my phone, original art plz don't steal hehe
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
#duckmeatcomix #comicstrip #cartoon #commentary #humor
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Bro I hate YouTube more every day, mainly because it's just easily allowing people to make and watch so much of the same shit unless it's political Minecraft shorts shrink attention spans and drown out quality until nobody knows what qualifies as content anymore
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I call it the Liquid Obsidian One part cranberry juice, two parts cool blue gatorade, feel free to add vodka or whatever's your poison if you want a buzz
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Matt, Trey, we love you. Give. Us. MORE roasts of Trump's cabinet members.
This time South Park went after Kristi Noem. She doesn't like animals very much. Or people who look different. Or speak out against the current administration.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Curious why Jesus hasn't returned yet? So are the people of New Bedford! See what happens as Curnel heralds the arrival of our Lord and Savior in a time as bonkers as this one. DUCKMEAT: THE JESUS SAGA available now on the Comix website! Link in bio.
https://sites.google.com/view/comixllc-art/latest-works?authuser=0
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Even as a liberal myself, I don't really understand why Kamala wrote a book about her campaign. I don't really know who it's for. We all know how it ends.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Dude, I gotta make a bold statement. Rick and Morty Season 8 is the best one yet. Yes, Rick and Morty is still alive and kicking, but no longer in decline. It is back and better than ever.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Trump hates it when people accurately describe him, it hurts his reputation
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Still not loving this, I'm gonna be so real, I don't think this is much of an improvement over the movie, but I mean, at least the CGI's not covering up his contour?
First look at Tyson the Cyclops in the new trailer for Percy Jackson Season 2.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
New blog post with an important message is up for the two people who are gonna check it out! sites.google.com/view/comixll...
sites.google.com
Comix, LLC - The Speech Bubble
The Cycle of Hollywood's Originality Crisis (July 24, 2025)
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Did you even know they made another one of these More than half the existing cast didn't return, but hey, the new guys are talented. I'm happy for them
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Finally something both parties agree on (if for different reasons)
So if you don't know, Mike Pence just praised Trump on social media for bombing Iran. Y’know, the guy who Republicans view as a backstabber and Democrats view as an idiot who briefly saved democracy, but still an idiot nonetheless. Bold of him to assume that anyone in either party would be happy to hear him speak positively of Donald Trump.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I'm convinced Matt Vogel just spins a wheel every time he has to perform as Kermit to determine how well he's gonna nail it down
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
PBS and NPR need our help. Please check out my latest blog post for details and ways to give. sites.google.com/view/comixll...
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Comix, LLC - The Tea
How We Can Help PBS (June 4, 2025)
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Is Gatorade a surprisingly good laxative for anyone else?
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I guess being woke now just means acknowledging that a black or gay guy who doesn't have such a drinking problem that he repeatedly sends highly sensitive war plans to his family group chat like it's his fucking wordle score, is generally a more qualified hire than a white guy who does.
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I always forget that Randy Newman is still alive Literally, does he just rise from the dead every time they make another Toy Story
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Theo Morton @residentcartoonist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Made this three months ago, but I still wanna give it some further reach :)
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