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ben "reschultzed" schultz

@reschultzed.com

maker of things, public historian, founder of bluepageswiki.org. governor of sevens. he/him, 26. find me at reschultzed.com

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 03/04/2025

i may not currently be posting them here, but you can, of course, find all 19,950 of the phrases that have previously been posted at docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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Seven-syllable phrases that can be sung to the tune of “Alexander Hamilton”, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”, or “Spooky, Scary Skeletons”

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 03/04/2025

in honor of the 20,000th seven-syllable phrase that can be sung to "Alexander Hamilton" and many other tunes, which is "My, The Little Children Vape", here's all 20,000 of them compressed into a single post! inspired by the very cool accessibility tool at inference.org.uk/dasher/

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "#grouppsychology" to "Fish a river confluence"

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Fish possess abnormal strength" to "Lovely flattened donut shape"

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Lovely people on my phone" to "Smoke alarm prank on my dad"

A graphical representation of 4,950 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Smokin balls and penis too" to "≥". At the bottom of the image, there is a note reading "April Fools (late)! There's only 19,950 phrases in these images! The other 50 haven't been processed yet. Also, while putting this together, I found that "vegan cheese alternatives" was on the list twice. It will be replaced by the time Volume CCLXXXVI goes out."

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 23/03/2025

thanks! it’s about time the rest of the world found out

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 22/03/2025

they carefully opened and closed thousands of stores at exactly the right times to create that pattern on purpose

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 22/03/2025

After years of research, my book about the turbulent history of the Kmart Corporation has just been published by Luminare Press! For more information, a free excerpt, and links to buy, visit reschultzed.com/kmart now!

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 19/03/2025

we didn’t start the fire

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ben "reschultzed" schultz @reschultzed.com · 31/07/2023

maybe, if this place starts to overtake twitter in popularity. i don't really want to post them all twice. or is this attached to something i can't see?

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