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Stairs are in my house. Trans rights are human rights. he/him.

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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 25/09/2026
the divider can't believe what it's seeing
There are two screws and a smudge in this cropped closeup of the smeared red dividing thingy. One of the smudges is beneath the two screws, making it look like a shocked face
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 18/09/2026
kash patel's favourite book
It is a cover of a book. The book is titled INSIDE OF A DOG: What Dogs See, Smell, and know by Alexandra Horowitz.

There is a close up of a cute dog, presumably one which has not been defiled by the director of the FBI. A red sticker on the book says FULLY REVISED AND UPDATED (possibly with sections pertaining to FBI's news SOPs regarding dogs, which, if they exist, were absolutely written to Alexandra's objections).

At the top of the cover it says "Causes one's dog loving heart to flutter with astonishment and gratitude" - The new york times book review. There was an alternate proposed copy of this review which had something to do with Kash's boner.

It also says #1 New York Times Bestseller. This is the #1 book for new FBI agents, at the very least.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 16/09/2026
it's so unbelievably sad that it's hard to find stuff like this cool in the current climate
Cropped screenshot of a Github page. It says Contributors (1).

There is Claude's avatar; a closeup of an anus. No other contributors are listed - just the Claude butthole guy.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/09/2026
i don't smoke but i do crimp cat6
It is a sordid mess of plastic sleeves from cut cat 6 cables, all white. Amassed on the underside of a lid of a gravy tub, looking a little like cigarette butts in an ash tray.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 09/09/2026
the internet is well equipped with a tepid well ack chully
An accursed youtube comment thread on an audio-only upload of the song Aqualung.


@anneominous7172
2 years ago
Growing up the thought of Aqualung (the man) rather frightened me. Now I'd quite like to meet him.
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@cathycaron9697
2 years ago
Awesome. Music, not tv!😂
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@Vinnyyy23
1 year ago
What? I don't know if you're joking or didn't read the lyrics.
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@annettecartee8410
2 years ago
Well youre in luck!! I haopen to know the one and only aqualung..
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@lilspeth
1 year ago
After I moved to the E Village in NYC did I find Aqualung warming himself over a burning rubbish barrel.
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@motorologist
5 months ago
"You don't understand the lyrics" - People replying to your comment who don't understand the lyrics
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 27/08/2026
got a sick upgrade for my NAS
photo of a Quantum 280 hard drive, 80MB
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 24/08/2026
You have been banned from Clickbait Tycoon Community Hub by a Clickbait Tycoon developer for your post in "Clickbait Tycoon - Early Access Now Available!":

just asking for people to pay for some ai slop like it's a totally reasonable and normal thing to do

Ban Reason:
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 13/08/2026
gonna tell my grandchildren this was Joe Rogan
It is a youtube thumbnail of LGR standing in his warehouse which is full of vintage computer tech and software boxes and it's very cool. LGR himself is a bald white man with glasses and a beard with his head turned at a very slight angle looking sidelong at the camera with a Joe Rogan-esque smile.

LGR is nothing like Joe Rogan at all, of course. LGR is a pure being of light and goodness and we will protect him with our lives. Joe Rogan on the other hand would not be missed if he died.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 27/07/2026
logging into my emotional support web site because i'm not allowed to be racist anymore :( :( :(
Screenshot of a tweet from twitter rendered in nitter. The poster is called Greg Molnar (and he is VERIFIED! so you know he's got the best opinions), handle @GregMolnar. Posted 1h ago.

Tweet text says "Today's lesson is not to go to bsky :D They are trying to murder me over there."

There is 1 reply, no reweets, 2 likes, and 114 views (I think that's views?)
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 23/07/2026
>>...
>>       A LLM can never "know" if its output is correct since
>>       it merely produces syntactically likely combinations of the 
>>       training data.
>>...
>
> The way Claude has organized itself on its own has similarities with a
> theory for consciousness in the brain[1]:
>
>   More broadly, these findings have changed our understanding of how
>   Claude’s mind works, revealing a privileged mental workspace that
>   can be used for deliberate reasoning, operating amidst a sea of more
>   automatic, inflexible processing. Rather than being a chaotic jumble
>   of numbers, Claude’s internals have organized themselves in a way
>   that is reminiscent of our own minds.

Using Anthropic as a source for Anthropic's product's potential
conciousness is not an argument.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 20/05/2026
it seems another attempt at getting ethernet twixt rooms happened
A dual RJ45 jack panel is dangling out of a wall cavity containing an intestinal jumble of grey cable. The end of the grey cable is stripped, with yellow, black, green and maaaybe teal(?) wires coming out and being split among the jacks. it is very cursed.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 19/05/2026
there is a lot of weird jank to this house; i noticed ethernet cables dangling out of the walls in the bedroom and living room. turns out a previous occupant punched a hole in the wall and snaked the cat5 around the outside wall
A terribly pale white person hand holding a black cable, in the foreground of a white brick construction. The cable is labeled CAT5e PATCH CABLE UTP
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/05/2026
he's writing an email!!!!
Closeup of mojave morph ball python's head, hovering over a white-keyrd Model M keyboard with a conspicuous Tux key where the Windows key would nominally be
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/05/2026
he's surfin the web!!!!
A mojave morph ball python, visible from the head partway down to his body, is resting on top of a computer mouse with a glowing blue Logitech G icon on it, which is placed on a woodgrain desk. He has greeny-brown patterns all along the visible parts of his body.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 03/05/2026
jagex stopped doing pride because corporate stooges thought woke was over or whatever, RenderScape did a nice vid explaining why that's all bullshit. choosing not to read too much into Kagi prioritising a bigoted response vid to that over the original in results for his name
Kagi search results for "RenderScape", the name of a Youtube channel.

RenderScape's channel is the first result, but the linked video underneath it is called "RenderScape's MELTDOWN Over Pride - YouTube", which is not his video, but rather a sub 400 views video by some bigoted weirdo who's feelings are hurt about RenderScape's distaste for the removal of Pride.

The third result is something unrelated called chaos dot com. Something to do with VR.

The "Videos" box further highlights the weird bigot's vid.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 27/04/2026
It is a picture of a fireplace, with a raised platform shelf in front of it, and an overhanging shelf atop it. It is between two rectangular tall windows, in a room with a wooden floor and beige walls.

Overlayed on the top of the photo is Dark Souls verb-nouned text reading "FIREPLACE EXAMINED" in sertif font, with a blurring effect flanking it, on a translucent black background
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 14/04/2026
paid the deposit on new place
Dark Souls death generator thing text showing the words "SNAKE-LIKING LANDLORD ACQUIRED" in serif font with yellow glow
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 11/04/2026
he's got that Rogan juice
It is John Carmack, alias Jacked Carmack. It is the same John Carmack head but it seems to have been transposed on to BJ Blaszkowic's body (derogatory). He has thick vascular arms; clearly a sign of HGH usage, constricted by his black tshirt that is now a few sizes too small.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 11/04/2026
"dafuk you mean we have to move????"
A Mojave morph ball python is coiled with most of his body between the glass doors of his enclosure and a grey water dish, with his head pointing upwards in despondency
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 17/03/2026
that's gotta be a troll
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie 2025 576p WEB-DL x264 AAC 2 0-EN-BAROOD new

Anonymous in Movies :: WEBRip  •   Adventure, comedy, Sci-Fi  •   8.4
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 16/03/2026
sure i guess
A truncated screenshot of the Jellyfin ui, showing a column of the artist page for Agalloch.

Bottom to top:
Agalloch

MusicBrainz Artist

Albums
[the cover art for Ashes Against The Grain; kinda an abstract black liquid swirl in a white pool]
Ashes Against The Gr...
2016 [nb: this is the incorrect date]

More Like This
[a black and white photo of John Lee Hooker holding a guitar; he is a black man in hat and kinda fancy jacket, giving a sidelong glance to the camera]
John Lee Hooker
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/03/2026
i am very upset
It is the Old School Runescape Set display name UI. It is brown colourways and orange text.

It says: In order to play Old School RuneScape, you must select a unique display name for your character, up to twelve characters long. This may be changed at a later stage.

In the dialogue box labeled "Display name" is typed, "LinuxTorvald".

Underneath that it says "Sorry, the display name LinuxTorvald is not available. Try clicking one of our suggestions, instead:

Crowborkdog 82 Worn 2400 3angelbork"

The "Look up name" button is greyed out, because it was already clicked.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/03/2026
jellyfin rocks
A Jellyfin now playing window. A song by Agalloch called Not Unlike the Waves is playing. Behind that, through a translucent grey/black background is a picture of Matt and Jay from Nirvanna the Band
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/03/2026
A youraislopbores.me prompt for "draw what u think i look like"

The responding picture is a crudely drawn, badly proportioned lil fella looking away from us, hunched over a computer screen. The figure has a bald head, glasses, and a very hunky ass.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 06/03/2026
is Max smoking or threatening Sam with a knife
I asked on youraislopbores.me for Sam & Max, Freelance Police. A crude sketch of the iconic duo has been returned by the denizens within. Max is a demonic figure with rabbit ears, and Sam is a doglike thing with a big hat.

There is an object emanating from Max; it might be cigarette smoke, or it might be a knife. Who knows?
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 06/03/2026
i guess
I ask for the "AI" of yourslopbores.me to  draw me Napoleon Dynamite. The mechanical turk within the machine has drawn a figure in a tricorn, looking kinda despondent. The figure's body is a stick of dynamite, the fuse is lit.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 05/03/2026
street view in a random spot in the UAE
it is a shadow on desert sand of a camel being led by a human figure. The camel has the shadow of mounted 360 degree camera equipment on their hump.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 04/03/2026
Seriously, look, you can
A screenshot of Orly's Draw-A-Story running in 86box. The window titlebar is XP-themed (fisher price blue with big chunky buttons - but don't worry, it is KDE Plasma). The main UI of 86box is visible, with menu bar (Action, View, Media, Tools, Help) and icon buttons for VM operations.

The screenshot of the game shows the funky UI, with Orly sitting in the bottom right corner. She is portrayed as a young black girl with dreads and a gap tooth, and a bright yellow dress with zig zag black, red, and green lines on it. On her head sits a bored looking frog with a hat.

The UI is comprised of big chunky elements; the colours to select are dripping wet paint cans, and a selection of patterned swatches are available as wet splops.

Further UI elements involve the "New" and "Undo" buttons. These are portrayed as two black guys who are very goofy looking.

The canvas shows a crudely drawn plank of wood with pink heels and big red lips and big pink glasses. One hand is on her hip (such as it is), and the other is holding up a cigarette with smoke lines coming off of it.

It's a good game go play it. ScummVM might support it some day. It's the same engine as Myst, isn't that crazy???
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 01/03/2026
just launching DOOM, from 1993
USER AGREEMENTS

ZeniMax Code of Conduct 2.0
DOOM + DOOM II EULA v1.0
[Skull icon] ZeniMax Terms of Service 7.0
ZeniMax Privacy Policy 6.0

I confirm I have read and acknowledged the Privacy Policy, and I agree to the End User License Agreement, Terms of Service, and Code of Conduct. [Checkbox]
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 27/02/2026
it is the party man at a party standing in the corner saying "they don't know" meme. The janky proportions of two pairs of dancers are in opposing corners, while the forlorn dude is in the far corner.

The text reads "they don't know they have a treasure inside them"
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 26/02/2026
Alt text is good because bsky's buttons cover up some of the text.
URL bar of Firefox mobile is visible, showing bsky.app.

Screenshot is on zoomed in portion of email screenshot. Truncated, it reads " A. I would love to get sc[unreadable] ct
[...]munication between living[unreadable]".

The unreadable parts are covered up with the "next image" button
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 26/02/2026
my what
Subject Your Escape is confirmed Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

To protect your privacy, Thunderbird Beta has blocked remote content in this message.

 Your escape is confirmed for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

For the latest and most up-to-date information, please refer to your digital tickets below.
View tickets

A PDF version of your ticket & receipt is attached.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 22/02/2026
It is another monpoly-ish poster. This one says HUSTLE and the monopoly man's hand is holding a megaphone which has stacks of dolla bills erupting from it. There is a giant connect 4 for some reason.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 22/02/2026
Weird monopoly poster on the wall of a 5 million quid home. Monopoly man has green Matrix/Ozzy Osbourne glasses going on. He's opening up a case full of dolla bills with a big gold $ on it. It's in the general theme of a 100 dollar bill. I'm very confused.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 18/02/2026
a mystical artifact procured in cambodia
It is a box. The top lip bit says "POKOMEN GO"[sic]. Next to it on the right hand side are some Pokemon-esque type creatures that are either legally distinct from the real thing or from a generation of Pokemon that I do not recognise.

Underneath that lip reads "MAGIC ELF EGG". There is a Pokeball to the left of this; red top, black middle accented by the button bit, and white bottom.

The contents of the box are where it gets weird. There is the supposed MAGIC ELF EGG; an orange orb. This sits on top of a snowman who I think is from Frozen with a carrot nose and goofy smile, holding a walking stick.

Flanking the snowman are two robot type things; on the left a white chubby robot with flappy arms, and on the right a red chunky one.

There are more legally distinct and/or unrecognisable Pokemon on the bottom of the box, as well as some Chinese(?) characters I am unable to transcribe accurately.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 17/02/2026
Order summary

 	SAMSUNG 16GB DD4 2Rx8 PC4-2666V UDIMM M378A2K43DB1-CTD DESKTOP MEMORY Q × 1

$85.00
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 12/02/2026
send this to ur friends who stay on discord next month (youwouldntsteala.website/editor.html)
A crib on the YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR thing; it has a VHS scratchy effect and janky letters that read "YOU WOUDLN'T UPLOAD A SELFIE TO WECHAT". It was generated on https://youwouldntsteala.website/editor.html
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 10/02/2026
The greyhound on the train; he is grey with a little white snozz, with his head resting on the blue carpet.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 05/02/2026
she is terribly upset about having had a boat up her ass
It is three figurheads. On the left is a dopey looking muscular fella, with wavy black hair and a toga type thing which is red. He has tremendous sideburns.

In the middle, suspended, is a female figurehead with outstretched hands and a forlorn look. Her breasts are exposed as a blue sash goes into her cleavage and wraps around her waist. Her bottom half is covered by a red skirt thing. She isn't a real human person, she is a wooden figure, so the naked boobies is okay.

On the right, partial view of a figurehead with a centurion helmet thing, a proud upwards look, and a purple cloak/robe.

All three are quite shiny.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 29/01/2026
a slop image was hiding on the GOG patron page this entire time lmao landing-pages.gog-statics.com/assets/image...
CRT, lava lamp, desktop computer with a kind of CRT filter over it. It's AI/LLM slop and it's shit and GOG should feel bad about themselves
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 28/01/2026
that was incredible
Rocco Botte from Mega64 in a red drag wig, in drag makeup; pink highlights around the eyebrows, wonky exaggerated lips. Behind him is FIRE. Slaaaaaay
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 26/01/2026
A screencap from Mega64's Room-B stream. Rocco is in the foreground, sitting in a chair, wearing a blue Walmart beanie. He looks very surprised and caught off guard. Behind him is a fully assembled Mariachi band; from left to right: a trumpet player, a violin player, a guitarro player, and a guitarron player.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 23/01/2026
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 20/01/2026
pure psycho shit
On a pink background, an ncurses dialog box reads:

Configuring thunderbird

Upgrade to the thunerbird snap

Starting in Ubuntu 24.04, all new releases of thunderbird are only available to Ubuntu users through the snap package.

This package update will transition your system over to the snap by installing it.

It is recommended to close all open thunderbird windows before proceeding to the upgrade.

<Ok>
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 20/01/2026
Grainy lil picture of Mega64's Rocco Botte, looking a little snoozy. He has a hoodie on.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 17/01/2026
that didn't go very well
An espresso machine steam wand is submerged among a gross bubbly mess of milk froth.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 13/01/2026
it was me....i did this.......
Screenshot of a Discord message from a user named Tea, whose name is dark orange. On the right hand side of the name is a lightning bolt icon and label "M64". The timestamp is "Yesterday at 14:07". The avatar is a shrugging Max from Sam & Max (a rabbity thing).

The message reads "dibert guy is in a hardcore twitter/grok hole, and has possibly convinced himself he is dying"
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 12/01/2026
rainbow-wool.com/Shop/Sponsor... wow look at those gay boys what incredible animals
A brown, cheeky looking sheep with very big low ears. He has rather impressive eyelashes and a beautiful brown wool jacket. He has some sand or something on his nose, and he is subtly licking his top lip. The whole affair is quite gay, sheeply speaking.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 11/01/2026
Can you add more pubic hair options?

I believe three packages is enough, any more would be redundant. 

Why do Ciri, Triss and Shani's pubic hair don't fit their actual hair color?

For Ciri, her eyebrows are dark by default, so having dark pubic hair isn't too far of a stretch. In a more practical sense, I simply do not like how 2D white hair looks in game. As for Triss and Shani, they use generic woman_average body textures, meaning I'd have to modify their .w2ent files to give them separate texture paths for them to have their own hair color. This would bring countless compatibility issues that simply don't exist if I limit myself to simple texture replacements. I would recommend using paulr0013's great Unique Character Textures mod if you want such a thing in your game.
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Nobody Interesting @reprehensibleworm.com · 09/01/2026
Second iteration
"GabeCube" redirects here; not to be confused with GameCube.

History
After discontinuing the original Steam Machine concept, Valve revealed t
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