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Stuart

@repoocuts.bsky.social
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Software engineer in Lisbon. I work with Ruby on Rails, I like jungle. Pining for a better United.

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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We’ve all literally just been told anything Berrada and Wilcox might have done well at City was built on lies. Why on earth would they be given the chance to choose the next person to turn this around?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is laughable that Berrada and Wilcox remain in their jobs. My boss would never tolerate such multi year incompetence from me
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where’s the red cards for these Atletico dive ins?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bullshit red card that
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s more like it Youri Tielemans! So unlucky for Bruno
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Alvarez peeling off Dalot knowing he’ll get to the ball first
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some of the attacking stuff is good. United should have scored in that half. No words for the defending. Thought Baleba looked busy in a positive way
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Got away with that one. Santos and Tielemans need hooking at half time though. Putting in the kind of performances that make the case against “value in the market”
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just despair at everything Dalot does. He is the perfect encapsulation of why United as a football club is failing
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One ball over the top of Dalot and they were through
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looking at that line up I’m guessing we’re going for 70 minutes of containment and then bringing on the likes of Cunha, Amad and Mount to try nick a goal?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
loveremain.bandcamp.com/track/speech... #musicsky
loveremain.bandcamp.com
Speechless, by Love Remain
from the album With Every Cloud
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting to look like the total dissolution of the club is the only way the sport and Premier League save any face from letting the whole thing happen
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone caught up with him yet?
A Man City fan drinks from an Arsenal branded bottle as an attempt to goad them into believing Man City would win the Premier League. As it is Arsenal are the current champions and Manchester City have been proven to be one the most systemic cheats in all sports history
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
poolsideconvo.bandcamp.com/track/that-f... #musicsky
poolsideconvo.bandcamp.com
that feeling, by poolsideconvo
track by poolsideconvo
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1. I love Pepball at its best, definitely how football should be played 2. ⁠I still think his doped up diddies at Barcelona are the best team I’ve ever seen 3. ⁠I truly believe he’s a visionary who has changed the game 4. ⁠His entire managerial career is suspect
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Jake Callaghan @jakecallaghan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been obsessively consuming City takes all morning, and how it shapes how I view United today. 1) Clearly spending a lots brings success and 2) Where’s the evidence Berrada and Wilcox can succeed under normal fair conditions? Yes the story is very much City are cheats, but United can learn a lot
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only think it’s fair that the Premier League bring the full force of the law to pass against Manchester. Such is the shame the sheik’s have brought on the city. So yes I fully expect The Glazers and Racist Jim to also be turfed out please. It’s just the right thing to do now
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll take Anderson for £15 million now. Feel free to throw in a Doku or two for free as well
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is just the Vice fake restaurant bit from years back
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The article goes for more nuance, but a weekend where United fail to win again and Brighton smash the reigning champs 3 nil pressing the life out of them suggests that yes, United are absolutely being passive and not running hard enough
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just watched the game back after missing it live. Honestly struggling to understand what is the point of Man United now? Sack Carrick, don’t sack Carrick. What outcome do we ever expect to be different? The club is so completely broken as a sporting institution
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Contemplating a 20-post therapy thread, but why bother? What pisses me off most is I know the objective is profit 1st, football 2nd. Even though success in the latter improves the former. But the owners remain manifestly shit at their primary objective! Mbeumo, Cunha, Tielemans, Santos Baleba...
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was it worse than Grimsby?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lost to Hull and City, threw away leads against Everton and Brighton. Had a 15 year old demand to leave the club immediately. What are we even doing here? What is the point of the club?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again it’s the extent to which this is unprofessional from professional coaches and players.
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why take Lacey off? Only one with a bit of spark and he’ll not feature in the league anyway
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would love someone to have worked out what percentage of Dalot having the ball results in the other team gaining possession. I think it’s about 400%
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Would love someone to have worked out what percentage of Dalot having the ball results in the other team gaining possession. I think it’s about 400%
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shea Lacey is a proper United player isn’t he?
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s so bizarre that this willingness to ease off and let an opponent back in has spanned so many squads and managers now
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even by United’s standards this is one hell of a switch off
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But what we have to do is look after him. He’s 16 years old, you don’t see that in this league. In other leagues in Europe, that’s a totally different context. We really need to make sure every time we throw him in, he’s in the right context with the right ­preparation - Arteta on Dowman
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kicking off the day overmono.bandcamp.com/track/paradi...
overmono.bandcamp.com
Paradise Runner, by Overmono
track by Overmono
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see lots still stewing on the VAR fuck up, but come on, this is cope. VAR doesn't matter if Utd had used the numerical advantage to any effect for the other 70 minutes that are not when they score. Blaming the incompetence of 1 official gives 40+ Utd coaches & players a get of of jail free pass
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is this good? www.rubyhack.ai
rubyhack.ai
OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed cyber-attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just watched the game back now having been at baby rave when it was live and ooh boy there’s a lot to unpack there if we really want to. Main thing for me is the passivity. Man up in the derby and no one in red saw it as a chance to put in a legendary performance taking the game on for something big
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think that’s a soft penalty. I also think of all the teams who should get punished for grappling at set pieces it’s Arsenal
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is Baleba expected to be fit before the international break? Would like to see him start getting integrated
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Joshua Zirkzee redemption is to be the story of the season. What an assist 😂
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here. We. Go. Fill yer boots lads
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s a really good goal. I know they’re a poor opponent but think Tielemans is showing the extra bit of quick thinking and passing that we have missed pretty much since Scholes
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nicely executed goal. It should be that simple. Make the quality gap count
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oof what a pass from Mainoo
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It breaks my brain that I used to pitch Jack Clark shitty tech stories at ZDNet in my first job as a PR lackey in London
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Both full backs are going to undermine anything good United do this season
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Both full backs are going to undermine anything good United do this season
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Credit where it’s due, couple of huge interventions from Shaw in the last 5 minutes
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Stuart @repoocuts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I might be biased, but every time I watch Kobbie Mainoo I remain dumbfounded that Amorim and Tuchel are allowed to keep working in football
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