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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 8h
do you know how good you have it??
it’s my honestly sometimes ungrateful but perfect beautiful angel baby berlioz, a small russian blue, licking at a churu, here eyes are crossed and she’s got a lil churu on her nose. she’s VERY cute. but she lives a life of leisure and luxury.
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 26/09/2026
screenshot from fire emblem fortune’s weave feed bird relationship result screen saying “Perfect Bird Time”
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 21/09/2026
from her ig
blair white
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 21/09/2026
mfw your religion doesn’t differentiate between venial and mortal sins
an image of pope leo smiling wryly
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/09/2026
it’s the issue of new york magazine that had bill clinton on the cover and the headline said bill clinton: who is this guy but it says Katie Tightpussy: Who Is This Gay?
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/09/2026
@kissphoria.bsky.social look at how they massacred my boy (blueball69hive)
screenshot from a houston chronicle photograph of houston astros pitcher aj blubagh (pronounced blue bah and kinda sounds like blueball) however the attribution text says: Houston Astros pitcher Enyel de Los Santos (65) prepares to pitch in the ninth inning against the Chicago White Sox at Daikin Park in Houston on Thursday, Sept. 3, 2026. Houston Astros won the game
6-2. Credits: Elizabeth Conley, Houston Chronicle
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 01/09/2026
genuinely no idea what i did (or didn’t do??) this time but still counting this slate of Concerned White Guys as a dub
screenshot of bsky dm 

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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 11/08/2026
baseball rules because i do think it’s the one sport where you can’t really say a certain type of person, physically, is gonna succeed. like, both of these men are considered some of the best to have ever played the game. they’ve both won mvp awards. but tuve could fit inside judge like a mech.
aaron judge (too tall, 6’7” or some shit) standing on second base. just behind him is short king (5’6”) altuve. it’s also got a getty image wm.
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 06/08/2026
here’s me,
switch friend request QR code
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 12/07/2026
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 26/06/2026
james carville and popadopalous or whatever his name was the little greek one, looking down excitedly, as if reading the quoted post and rather enjoying it. it’s from the war room doc about the first bill clinton campaign, huge recommend if you are the kinda sicko that enjoys like, prestige documentaries (genuinely well shot, like it is THEE blueprint for so much) about your least favorite kinds of people (political operators) and cinema verite
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 10/05/2026
poop balls pig
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 29/04/2026
idk why this video looks like this but you get the idea
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 28/04/2026
it’s don’t tread on me snake but it says 
don’t you
come on me
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 15/04/2026
this is still the absolute worst thing i had to deal with tho
guy leaning over a game table with a pistol tucked into the side of his pants, the grip protruding next to his exposed love handles
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 05/04/2026
this is a little more obscure because idk how big waxahatchee is really but i do know she performs on Much Larger stages than mangos on montrose (rip) these days
katie crutchfield (waxahatchee) performing on a dingy little stage with a white backdrop. 
she’s playing a guitar and wearing a tank top and black leggings with brown chelsea boots
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 05/04/2026
this is still one of the best shows i’ve ever been to
it’s a pic of mitski bathed in red stage lights on a small stage wearing a slip dress and holding her bass guitar while looking to her left, viewer right. her guitarist is behind her tuning their guitar.
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 05/04/2026
idk why this is so funny to me
just the above post with an opened rude tag above it
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 05/03/2026
*gunshot soundboard noise*
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/03/2026
anotha one
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/03/2026
something about this is poetic
a cropped screenshot (scandalous!) of a comment chain that starts with our strongest soldier bitdizzy replying to someone (cropped out) with “your pfp literally has the ai piss tinge” and then someone replying to her but the reply is being hidden by the rude tag. then below that my reply to the rude tag with “lol”
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/03/2026
😔 i am driven by my worst desires
order placed notification for a food delivery app (no fee ads) showing winston arriving on time 6:40-6:50pm from wingstop
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 03/03/2026
lmao hell yeah
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 11/02/2026
WHERE MUNY
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 10/02/2026
i live in the golden triangle of good posts
it’s the users map in the original post zoomed out to show the american leftwing media and comedy node the large queer leftists and artists node, and the queer creative works node. my circle is kinda in the middle
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 09/02/2026
it’s rust cohle hitting a weed bag from a volcano instead of a cigarette looking 👀
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 09/02/2026
lmao
it’s a snip it my timeline showing the post i’m replying to and then above it my post: 

“running through the wall the second gasolina starts”
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 07/02/2026
proof
Seasonal Affective Cat o... @tess.bzk... • 12m
• she/her
• she/he © UTC-07:00
No break greater than 4 hrs yesterday
Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 05/02/2026
i agree with only roughly 25% of any one of these apparently
i got low in every single one of the categories
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 04/02/2026
it’s the blurry corndad post about showing his dick
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 22/01/2026
was still there until i closed out of the app
play controls for audio on an iphone lock screen
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 20/01/2026
their logo rules
a logo that says DONT YELL AT ME with a funny looking sketch of someone happily drinking a cup of tea
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/01/2026
wow this one is a lot
same as the others but this one is about “theo kaczynski” 

THEO KACZYNSKI
9 (SHE/HER)
MATH Major
6 Foot
Eng/old Eng
27
-Born in Chicago, Illinois, raial
n Evergreen lark
- Moved
to Montana, lives Alone
- Cottage Core Trasbien
- Been on hurse Piss E for I year ene she was to she to
to the pharmacy,
- Hasn't Brushed hair in Sycars
- Quiet. Just lihe her Squirrel Fursona
- Loona Stan, doesn't talk abunt it
Since She thinks its "basic"
- Does it have Aphone, loves to write letters and sand pachages
- Saws all her cloaths by hand
- Thinks she camembroider, cont
- Kan a Amethest Tumbr Ask blog in 2017, got banned for bung horny
- Volcel, Sex is civ
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/01/2026
feel like this isn’t something i should press enter on
searching the internet for miku binder jeffery epstein
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/01/2026
this one my favorite if i’m being honest
GEORGE W. BUSH
Q(nernin).
sexEducation
Major
Eng/Fre/somespn
6'0
거y/0
-born and  Raised in texas
- Furry, taking Japanese lessons
- thinks hecan cook, but can't
- dated Melania before his transition, her dad calls him "Bushy"
- OBSESSED/anime
- frequents CrackerBarrel
AND Applebees so naturally runs into Jeb alot...
- used to be addicted to bathsalts
- bills former drug dealer
-crochet artist makes shitty dream catchers
- Pretends to like jpop , but is country TRASH
- Flambayant, loudmouthed-and
BADat LO000 VEEE

shirt says i met god and shes black
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/01/2026
miku binder hillary clinton. text says 

HiLLARY CLiNTON
§ (ste/her)
Law Major
eng/french
5’5”, 17ylo
-Born and raised in Chicago
- has been dating Bill since Lth grade
- met Joe while cosplaying at an anime convention
- hates Don but stil hangs at with him becave she's friends with her
- special interest is Pokemon Go
- On E for 3 years, her parents are open minded
- confort food is pizza
- writing emails gives her anxiety
- hates Monica
- president of the Feminism and Women's Rights club in her college
- does art commissions to pay for her surgeries
- deviantArt Famous
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/01/2026
aha 😤
it’s the bottom of katie’s post showing when i liked it just now i was the 420th like. yknow the weed number even tho katie hates weed
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 10/01/2026
lmao
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 07/01/2026
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 29/12/2025
i have a couple good ones but my favorite is the time i was napping in a terminal at LAX kinda up above the terminal where they have some couches and stuff and i woke up to see Billy Ray Cyrus sitting there, i don’t say anything to him and leave to my gate, turned around before boarding and got this
image from the ground floor of the terminal in LAX looking up at the “lounge” area i was napping and you can see billy ray cyrus leering over at me from behind the railing
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 28/12/2025
y’all think this is a joke but this has been staring at me all week and it’s taken everything in me not to draw a lil whitesox hat on him
an image of the current pope that must have been given to my mom at some point and is now displayed prominently in her house.
it’s a picture of him in robes and below it says 
his holiness pope leo xiv robert francis prevost elected supreme pontiff may 8, 2025
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 26/12/2025
dang couldn’t find the original post
it’s the nev from catfish in an elevator post but instead of him saying he’s pledging to keep that elevator safe for women but the post text has been replaced with the bsky copypasta:

Bluesky is rightly celebratory of trans women's penises. I was shocked to see this language weaponized anew.
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 21/12/2025
oh yeah well, care to explain this, francophile ?
image of the text box for the reply to jazz’s post and it has a little pop up thing at the bottom that says:

The post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French?
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 17/12/2025
woo
a vic's vapoinhaler ad that has a woman peacefully inhaling from her vapoinhaler with the words 
INHALE.
EXHALE.
CARRY ON.
like one of those keep calm carry on ads i guess but it doesn't really work with the same meter
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 15/12/2025
idk what the big deal about this is, you'd think people would be more supportive about securely accessing websites
HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS)
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 26/11/2025
what y’all know bout them texas boys comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise
a bottle of shiner cheer their holiday beer. it’s an ale brewed with peaches and pecans. i’m holding it. the lighting is reddish, this is due to our kitchen lights being pink
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 25/11/2025
"worms"
snip of a click-baity headline that says:
I asked 3 Pastry Chefs How to Make the Best Thanksgiving Pies—They all said the same thing
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