RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025just found out short people can get pregant?? how does it that work logistically? does the baby reach its arms out and just rip their mother open? and then like walk out or smth? /srs 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025god i want to watch the walls melt so bad one day I want to get so high i forget how to speak and transcend this reality so i can finally be at peace actually nvm jerking it time! #lotion 010
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Yo this sunflower dogged me so hard she wrapped a collar around my neck and walked me around n I was blushing and stuff :3 010
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I wish modesty was abolished. I want to walk to work and stare at jugs flying about the joint #LetThemHANG 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I couldn't think of a single funny joke that I could write about getting the cookies that were just out of reach when I was younger. I'm so angry and full of hate and jorking it oooh #penisinthecookiejar 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Me in a standoff: I'm going to win because I have my arms spread out wide, inviting the danger which shows I'm ready. YOU CAN'T WIN! The cop the old lady phoned after I stole her virginity: I'm only gonna ask one more time, please give it back 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Kung fu master: listen, my pupil, its not the force exerted, its the efficiency of said force. Me: I, I think I'm starting to get it! It's ok that my penis is only 2 inches as long as I know how to use it! (He stares into my eyes): No actually this has nothing to do with that 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025(Playing peekaboo with a baby) Peekaboo! *Puts my hands in front of my eyes* where am I?? (Moves hands away, revealing i teleported to the scene of 2 girls 1 cup) man not again 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Tried to connect with you telepathically and found you daydreaming again. Now what did we say about fetishizing MLP characters in thought again? Yes thats right it IS just as bad as doing a horse in person! Now let's walk the streets of Tokyo honey. 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I cast my net out into the sea and all the fish I caught were ugly or stupid. Where are the D-cup fish people were telling me about 😒😒😒 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Door with a knocking fetish: knock me up daddy! Burglar trying to get into my house: what??? nope *walks away* Me in my room surrounded by CCTV footage: ah yes, my home security system is finally perfected! 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025*Sawing off my shotgun because I saw it done in a movie* oh you're in for it now buddy The bully I'm pointing the gun at: welp, looks like this is the last time I'm stealing lunch money! My mom in the break room: he's a good kid, he'd tell me if he was getting bullied. 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025JOI coach making sure you're keeping the rhythm: dude you're dragging, feel the beat this one was a collaborative effort 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Friend had a miscarriage, devastated the family. Now they're throwing a baby shower for their new child. I'm happy and all but I didn't get a gift; I need to see if it makes it first. 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I'm letting nightmare Freddy in, I don't care. My body is his to use and abuse. 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Me: *glances cutely* I hope you liked my Steve and Garrett the garbage man garrison fanfic, I wrote it just for you... Server at dennys: ok... *sighs loudly* and how did you want your eggs again? Me: over medium yeah 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025*someone watching me play* Heh, I was the waterboy for the houston rockets, I know a thing or 2 about overwatch. *solo ults a flanking tracer* HAHAHA TAKE THAT, FEEL MY AURA Person watching: bro are you slow you're playing zen Me: *aura* 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025*whispers to my girlfriend* there's a monster under my undies... can you capture it for me? Hehe hehe My gf: of course I can! I wouldn't want you to sleep badly tonight *goes down on me* Me: *looks at camera* we got that? Good. Get away from there now. *stares* in your dreams pal 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I'm better than most people realize. I'm an adult that has fun. I play games. Today I counted the amount of bricks on my house. Why? For fun. There were 0. Life is full of misery and despair #ijustbrokedowncryinginthetub 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025*girlfriend riding me* me: hey i know you're having fun but i'm trying really hard to beat this level *dies at the upside down cube* DANG IT gf: babe it's ok you'll beat dry out eventually 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025dude i'm so out of it i thought pharah and moira were the ultimate character 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025all the best tweets are written with heart and real emotion value poured into them so if a tweet of mine resonates with you just know i really put my all into making it meaningful for you. please like me 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Guy: I'm addicted to urinals, I love peeing in urinals its euphoric to be able to relieve yourself while standing up His date: heh, I hear ya (is blind) 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Seeing so many spires around lately. Just some architects compensating. Pathetic. I create nothing because I dont have anything to compensate for. The people already know it's massive. 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 03/03/2025actually can we also get more neo wax bloom too i would really appreciate it waiter: we only got peanut choker, super ink burst or bug thief me: YES PLEASE 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 21/02/2025new saya gray album isn't as experimental as QWERTY II, but still very much feels like her. 83/100 standouts being 2 of the 3 singles, LIE DOWN and SHELL (OF A MAN) 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Will finish when I get home but Carrie and Lowell is very sad and awesome music please listen 010
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Yo shoutout Ghais Guevera for having "the old guard is dead" before and after the halftime show I'm not a real fan bc I didn't notice but still very awesome bro deserved it 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 07/02/2025me not tapping into maruja sooner whilst being an avid post-rock listener might go down as one of the greatest fumbles of the 21st century AND THEY'RE RELEASING A NEW PROJECT IN 2 WEEKS please for the love of all that is holy if you enjoy post rock listen to maruja :)) 100
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Ineverforgetu on xamd's new ep is a very good song and I might just make a gd level to it... 100
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Listened to veteran by jpegmafia yesterday and its easily mt favoruite album of his that I've listened to Gonna listen to OFFLINE! Soon. BTW baby I'm bleeding is awesome and rainbow six is also really good 110
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 13/12/2024It's supposed to be 0° on Sunday. Why. Stay cold. Stay -30° for me. Please. Please. It's the only thing keeping me going. Please stay cold. 011
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 13/12/20244/6 exams done i got 2 more to go then I'll give my soul to big run 000
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Only -23°C it needs to get colder Drop it another 20 please :> 010
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 04/12/2024This was the first year where I actually cared abt spotify wrapped and it was super underwhelming Just a bunch of incorrect stats in both who I listened to the most and my favourites You telling me Rkz has 8 / 25 top songs, Lena Raine has 0 but she's #1?? Ok sure bud 010
RePeace @repeace.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I have been on an absolute musical tear the last like 15 albums I've listened to I've loved Life is so great <3 000
