r.e. parrish @reparrishcomics.bsky.social · 30/10/2025michael myers attempts to kill a graduate student 1246
![random man approaches atticus finch and says "finch? you must be that lawyer fella!"
atticus: "yes. i'm a lawyer."
random: "yeah! i've seen your roadside billboards!"
atticus: [annoyed] "no. i'm ATTICUS finch. you're thinking of my twin brother."
[a billboard is shown advertising a man who looks like atticus but in a hideous suit, and it reads "INJURED?????!!!!!! 'When you're in a PINCH, call JOE FINCH'"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:s3arrvwma2ikit3djqyeksqy/bafkreifnxnbvdfvnldp2mgsop6pzua66lvdtyto77lg6tl7qfwy4hddrku)
