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RenElise

@renelise.bsky.social
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Therapist, writer, avid reader, animal lover and I probably eat too much sugar.

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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That guy is ridiculous. It’s very clear the videos are free to watch on YouTube
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a lot of competition for that
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Pull off the toupee of the screwworm on the left and you’ll find the screwworm on the right. Bad disguise screwworm!! I’m in the know about this stuff cause I watch doctor who
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Donald Trump has not passed the test.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He goes last, I’ll care after they get the ones at the top.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trumps list of diagnostic codes that he meets the criteria for would be multiple pages
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hopefully it’s a brain from the wizard.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Eat real food instead of Twinkie people
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I think he gave his base all “free lobotomies“ because they thought they were getting an Italian sports car.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Id use my refund to make a new game, it’d be a Trump voodoo doll, not a stuffed one but like a g I Joe but soft enough so you can stick really sharp pins in it or pull parts off if you want, cards with genuine curses, I’m not sure what the actual game would be, I’m a therapist not a game designer
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This could have all been avoided if someone would have explained the difference between the words “start” and “end” to him
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
People can be so disappointingly, stupidly simple and simply stupid. I knew I shouldn’t have read the comments on Facebook but I was being hopeful.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’m going to need more Xanax.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Exactly!
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Couldn’t get to St.Louis to join friends because the storm made the roads impassable. Joined my hometown protest in Edwardsville Illinois, also very wet. #MeidasMighty #MeidasTouch #NoKings
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
My brand new sign paid for by George Soros. Trump is small and whacked.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yes , actually innocent not republican innocent
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Hell is freezing over
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Huh. We used to just be called citizens.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Truly. Epic.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Uh no, the greed of the forprofit healthcare system made it skyrocket.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Right?! He’s not even arguing that fact
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Oh my mistake. I didn’t mean to SUGGEST that it was inappropriate. It IS inappropriate . “
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Or begun I always get those confused she says
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yes fire them first then do the investigation. That’s the proper order.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Good job pronouncing such a hard word buddy!
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Why is it just on the women to send this message. Fathers once again getting a pass for whatever reason
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Wax figures are happier
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
That’s exactly what I’ve been saying.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
You’re a little late to the party chuck.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I never thought I would know what it feels like to live under a dictatorship and it’s just the beginning
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
In what universe?
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Killing is wrong unless it’s someone we hate says asshole Brian. Fuck that guy.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Eat a bag of dicks Stephen Miller
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I get it. Love to you💙
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Crime is rampant clearly but also someone could slip on a banana peel
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That would be the best birthday present ever
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That’s not my phone number, that’s the scammers! 😀
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Putins regime is already in the White House, snuck in by a Trojan Cheeto, dismantling America so insidiously that anything that remains will be served on a silver platter to Putin in the next five years.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
lol aww .. miss those days. That’s all my kid packed when he threatened to run away when he was four.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yeah but it feels like he’s just putting a spotlight on Trumps idiocy. If he were genuinely calling names and being childish and cheating I personally wouldn’t like that. The hypocrisy of the faux news is laughable when they cover it and I see them starting to squirm
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I don’t feel like it’s going low since he’s clearly mocking Trump. I wish everyone had called it out from the very beginning, plus it’s fucking hilarious! And South Park has always been comedy gold.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
He’s a sweet sensitive man. He only wants to be loved. Love him JD. If he were a couch you would love him.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
How could it not be. They’re the ones committing the crimes
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
lol I crack myself up and that’s really all I’m going for
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Let’s just print one up and send it to him, maybe then he’ll shut the fuck up about it.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I’ll tell you why. It makes us feel like we’re not fucking crazy and we’re not alone. Very proud to be part of the Meidas mighty for years at this point.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
When my son was little he also achieved some miraculous feats. He used to a power ranger after all. Guess we should have hired a press secretary to spread the word.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yeah or they could just do it.
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RenElise @renelise.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Definitely not !
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