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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“ . . . “ “You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase. I’m calling Scarlet right now.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Nothing to worry about, Raymond. Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Something about a statue of Janus, that Greek god guy with two faces. I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“I’ve had worse concussions before. This is nothing.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Fellas - If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection? Asking for a friend.”

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Arsenal. @recurve.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 ────────────

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Sees me? Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning? The elderly guard they employ?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Tripped over one of those tubes for the AC units. And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”

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𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅. 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥 @beforethelaughs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

📌 𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Stealing the Declaration of Independence… I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

“Were je not for the laws of this land, I would have slain you.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh — I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip. No old man related jokes, please.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

“Wait — New Year? Is that today? I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

“What if I come across a real big douchebag that totally has it coming?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

He repeats it all the way down to the batcave. “No way — ? Nooo way. No. Way. No way — ! No no no no… no way.” Jason whoops excitedly as he checks out his newest ride. “Oh you beautiful little twerp … You magnificent bastard.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

“You ever get hit in the back of the head by some crook with a lead pipe you overlooked? Not me. You know why? Helmet.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

“You’ll actually love this one — It’s God. Just God. His name’s just God.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

“It’s this worldwide holiday where we celebrate the birth of a demigod. It used to be in November but the demigod’s religious following usurped a pagan holiday and combined the two.”

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✡︎ Dr Darcy Lewis ✡︎(Parody) @dlewisphd.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

“Have fun in prison!” Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU. Descript/Lit. SFW NON-LEWD. Ships with high chem. Tony Stark’s daughter. Pansexual. 18+ #Parody #NotKatDennings Writer Tag: #rocky

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Outlaws Christmas gifts • A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy • Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro • A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper) • Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

• A novelty version of UNO for Selina with a cat theme ($9.99) (He doesn’t know her that well) • Onyx inlay signet pendant for Cass Cain ($350) (He’s terrified of what she might do if her gift sucks)

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

• Costco 20 pound ham for Bruce ($19.99) • 500 piece puzzle of the Panama Canal for Stephanie ($9.99) • Katana from the mall (that will definitely shatter the second you take it out of the sheath for Damian) ($19.99) • Dyson hand vacuum for Alfred (stolen)

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

He’s got his Christmas shopping all figured out — And on a budget was well! • A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90) • A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99) • An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

“Come on, Bruce. It’s Christmas!”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

“How about no guns — ?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

— Into his ear. Jason calmed himself, and stepped back into the role of the aloof smart-ass. The act he knew everyone could see through but decided to put on anyway. “Okay, pint-size. Do you want to stand here and discuss our respective histories all day or do you want to get chicken nuggets?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

— This was not the truth. Damian was a victim of their manipulation, same as he was. The anger and resentment he felt to Damian were no different than what he felt toward Bruce and Tim all those years ago. A fabrication of his mind. Residue from the venom that the League of Assassins poured —

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

— To be what Bruce Wayne could never be. Damian was their perfect prince. Damian was their royalty. And Jason was just a rabid dog. All he was supposed to be was an insult to the Batman’s legacy. Beside that, he was expendable. Jason quickly perished the thought from his mind —

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

— To be a living, breathing reminder of one the darkest days in Bruce’s life. Jason lived only to break the Batman’s spirit. For a moment he felt a sting of anger toward Damian. He had been there too, but not for the same reason. Damian was to be the perfect heir to the Demon, Ra’s Al Ghul —

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Jason grimaces as the memories of those days creeped back into his mind like an unwelcome guest. Back when all he felt was rage and aggression. Fear and pain. The assassins had cultivated those in him. They had brought him back from the other side with a singular purpose: To haunt Batman. —

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“Oh, and obviously everything I did the first time I was Batman doesn’t count either.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“Give me ONE good reason. And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“So can I count on your vote? You can be my Robin. Or — better yet, you can also be Batman. They’ll never see it coming.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“What? Why not?! I would kick ass at being Batman.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“I don’t drink coffee to stay awake. I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions. Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time. You know, like a real man.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“I don’t dispute that they’re experts in their field. But it also happens that their field is ‘Ninja cult bent on purging society from undesirables’ So I put very little worth in what they had to teach me. Also their diet was all unseasoned chicken and rice. All protein and no flavor.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“Does it at least have pictures?”

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Jules || Advantage 🏳️‍⚧️ @advantagedsaves.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

“You can certainly try.” Julia ‘Jules’ Alexander aka Advantage, your friendly local game master and comic store manager. Full-time nerd, part time superhero with legendary resistance. ♡/↺

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“I wear a bright red helmet when patrolling the streets at night. I am not a very subtle guy.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Jason’s smile fades at Damian’s nonchalant dismissal of his jabs. “You’re such a dork — But let’s take the Lambo Murciélago, travel in style.” He had a joke about a children’s car seat lined up, but he pushed it back down.

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“Truly, Dick Grayson’s greatest contribution to society was being the namesake of the ‘Night-Wings’ chicken wings at Batburger. Thank you for your service, Dick. I take back *some* of the things I’ve said about you.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“Okay, well you know what that means: you’re getting a side salad in your Batmite meal instead of Robin Nuggies.” Another chuckle, he finds himself much too amusing. “So - Are we boosting one of the old man’s cars or are we taking your tricycle through the drive-thru?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“Tsk, tsk little man. Don’t you know you need at least three meals a day to grow up big and strong?” He chuckles and tussles Damian’s hair with a gloved hand.

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“A man can dream — Hey, are you craving BatBurger right now as well?”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

“I’ve been thinking about it and I have come to the conclusion that ‘Red Hood and the Outlaws” makes us sound too much like we’re about to rob a train. So I’m considering changing the name to “Jason and the Argonauts”. Thought Artemis might appreciate it - being Greek and all.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

“Well — Probably not, but it would be nice to have both. Best of both worlds: Good mental health and also having a BatBurger menu named after you.”

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THE BA̲T. @knightsnoir.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⠀ ⠀ 〝 from this day FORWARD, #𝙽𝙾𝙽𝙴 OF YOU 𝘢𝘳𝘦 ( ..͟.͟.͟ ) SA̲FE. ׅ⎖ 〞 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #DCRP ⠀

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

“Babs seems weirdly well-adjusted. That’s probably because we was raised by a reasonably normal parent. Well, there’s Tim. But his dad got whacked by Captain Boomerang. And that’ll give you a complex.”

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Jaybird @renegaderobin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

“You should consider therapy, little man.”

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