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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If I had a pussy it would be a mess I know I’d have ants in that thing
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
call me a 19 year old in 2001 the way im dying for bush
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
my body keeps telling me to drink water, but I'm not going to listen to a retard.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
if ass was not meant to be ate why they cut it in half then?
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the most beautiful part of a woman is her butthole
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
boomer music was like “ wow that retarded kid is good at pinball “
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Come here monkey, I got a treat for you 🍌
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
when girls are ovulating it's like they go on clearance sale. for 1 day only, you can get this girl for literally 90% off regular price
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bet it feels so good to shoot a load in someone
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
y’all ever wash ur ass in the shower and just stick a finger in it
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That first slide into some unmedicated BPD pussy
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s so hot in Ontario today that you can smell Brampton from Ottawa.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
here we go
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just bit my inflatable girlfriend on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out the window
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
the boy wipes his ass till its clean, the man wipes until he sees blood
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Had to shit immediately after my shower, this world is a prison built on suffering.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The town rapist and the town slut just got married and now I’m never gonna get laid again.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
grieving the lost art of sweaty disgusting sloppy dirty sex
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the only weapon is her ass
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
being a boober is straighter than being an ass man because men can have big asses but only a woman can have boobs. this is why the nietzschean vitalists despise honkers, because they love penis
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
whoever has my voodoo dol, lick the tip
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
watching cute girls take fat dildos up the butt.. heaven bruh
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
whoever has my voodoo doll stop putting so much poop in its butt
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i’ve nutted in parking lots you wouldn’t even park in
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In my house we do one minute on lips, 30 seconds per nipple and then it’s genital time babyeeee
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
me in sydney sweeneys septic tank
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I sleep butt naked in case any ghost ever want to eat my ass
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sucking titties is so awkward. she just lays there dead silent, thinking "I am mommy, you are my son now"
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was weed whacking with flip flops on and accidentally cut my penis off
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good pussy will eventually make you eat her ass.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Told the Jewish girl with double Ds at the Holocaust museum “It was at least 20 billion” She then rolled up her sleeve and gave me her number
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
pink eye is temporary but she'll never forget the rim reaper
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Morning sex is elite 😮‍💨 Waking up and sliding into her while she’s still warm and half asleep.
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The way she asks “Are you in?” When I’m already cleaning up and getting dressed
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've stayed inside so long I'm basically retarded
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
her pussy farted mid thrust and blew my pubes back like a leaf blower
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That pussy was so fire I can still feel it when I piss 😭🔥
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
has anyone ever tried to put their balls in a pussy
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Dog @renegaderobert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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