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Renée Millette

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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i love to send my friends emails that look like phishing scams
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The joys of emailing your friends stray links like an illiterate boomer
It's not spam I swear! But if you want to give me your credit card I won't say no...
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
time to start grimace posting again
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
sometimes your body does weird shit and it throws off the whole day
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Fuck my fucking life fuck
Fun start to the week!
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
one thing i'm going to miss about working in an office is the free diet coke. it is my one vice
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
it was bring your kid to work day and they had sheets to fill out. one of the questions was "what does your parent do here?" answer 1: ... answer 2: computer ain't that really the truth
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
here we are, back again
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Horoscopes for Taurus Season 2026
I had to listen to a PINKY UP/CRANK mashup to give my brain the juice to finish this.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
instead of doomscrolling i doom-watch guys on youtube doing stuff
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I am now watching a guy hike through America on YouTube
Well, it's actually two different guys (read for more).
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
these are hard times for the chicago northside party community
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There is an epidemic of bad times for the girls who just want to shake ass
Following another tragic closing of a good bar to go dancing at.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
horoscopes just in time for a warm day
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Horoscopes for Aries Season 2026
Spring AND baseball season is here!
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
second year write-up that took way too long to do for the payoff
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MASCOT MADNESS
68 mascots, only one can win
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
speaking my truth as a born-again justin bieber fan
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It is the Bieberaissance and I am a Belieber
Number one on my wrapped, number one in my heart.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i saw 'scream 7' to see what this trainwreck could produce and it was worse than i ever imagined
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‘Scream 7’ was really bad
A legacy dies with greed.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
rejected for an mfa, it's fine. i'm fine.
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Hello rejection, my old friend
Hey now, this is not what dreams are made of.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
pisces season is starting off great so far
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Horoscopes for Pisces Season 2026
Starting on Ash Wednesday, no less!
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
super bowl post!
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Super Bowl more like...super boring except for the live musical acts, which were good. I love live music and hate late-stage capitalism.
Complaining about the disintegration of fun advertising over time.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
hoping this immortal groundhog was incorrect this year, i am tired of this cold!!
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I am a little tipsy, so what is the deal with Punxsutawney Phil?
Gobble on YOUR Knob.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
had a weekend inside because it was too cold and besides going to the movies i felt a bit insane
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Do I actually yearn to do nothing?
Thinking about the quietest weekend I've had in a while.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
it's that time of the month again
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Horoscopes for Aquarius Season 2026
It's Aquarius season.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
doing everything i'm supposed to do in a day and this is supposed to be every day? impossible
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I had a day of really good habits and it sucked.
Doing "good" has an extreme cost.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
movie list of the year is here
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Favorite movies I saw in 2025
(That may or may not have come out this year)
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
my favorite part of the marty supreme promo is that it is physically impossible to have 1000 marty supreme blimps there are only 25 blimps in the whole world
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
once again i am late writing my newsletter but here you go
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Horoscopes for Capricorn Season 2025
There's a new year, but will there be a new you?
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
look at this stupid fucking hot dog i made when i was like 14
a hot dog with eyes made out of felt
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i'm saying goodbye to a home i haven't lived in in years and it's bringing up a lot of...feelings
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Good riddance!!
It's a time of endings and beginnings and lots of cardboard boxes.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
are you freaking out about getting the right present for that someone this holiday season? don’t worry, i have an amazing and perfect gift guide that is sure to help you on your gift giving journey
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My holiday gift guide for 2025
Perfect gift suggestions from a perfect person, me.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
cleaning out my dad's house to move him to a small apartment and hating every moment of it
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Turkey thoughts
A debrief from the long weekend.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
i love how the bears have been so bad for so long that competitive fans of other teams are just wishing us the best
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
love to be an old man sometimes and complain about people having fun in ways that i don't like to
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So many bars with karaoke.
Old Man Yells at Cloud: Bar Edition
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"i love listening to the local radio station there's always something different playing." then the radio plays a 20-minute long jazz song
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
food posting again
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Wheat Thins: the perfect food?
Food scientists went crazy with this one.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong
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The Skims bush wig thong
I do have four minutes of bush material, if you were ever wondering.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
it's once again the horoscope time of the month
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Horoscopes for Scorpio Season 2025
I like my drinks like I like my mornings in October, dark and translucent.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life
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Affair of the Diamond Necklace - Wikipedia
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you
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Fun, Sexy, and Unique Sexy Halloween Costumes Perfect for this Year Specifically
The world is terrible, but that doesn't mean you can't be sexy about it
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
wrote about the the epic highs and lows of shopping local
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I bought yarn to make a hat and now I can’t afford to feed my family
I don’t have a family, but that’s the cost of shopping local
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
they should make a riverdale movie
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
may be old news by now, but everyone needs to know about this
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Does the guy who plays Archie on ‘Riverdale’ have an alter ego named Mr. Fantasy?
Actor KJ Apa is shockingly silent about this.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
once again going into the sabrina carpenter discourse (spoiler alert: i'm pro 'man's best friend')
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The problem with horny
So sorry! Gonna talk about Sabrina Carpenter some more.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
a big week for me and some of the most annoying people on the internet
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A huge week for blonde popstars with bangs.
Big Sabrina and Taylor news.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
you could say…this kid opened up a can of worms
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DCOM #6: 'Can of Worms' (1999)
He really did open up...a can of worms.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i've been obsessed with reading this hiking website i found even though i'm not a big hiker or a rock climber at all
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I’m obsessed with this guy’s hiking website
I just want to see the world this guy gets to see.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
i have a friend who, before seeing me do standup at a show, asks me what jokes me and the other people on the bill are doing so she can be 100% assured to have a good time, which is actually insane
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
been traveling across america and a lot of that would not be possible without friends who pick me up from places
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Taking transit in a non-transit city
Traveling as a girl who cannot (will not) drive.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
this movie had me in a chokehold at 6 years old, i wanted to be zenon sooooo bad. a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted
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‘Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century’ (1999)
Zeetus-lapetus! The future didn't turn out this way.
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
what if we…kissed on the shaq train?
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i kind of want one of these beautiful monsters
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Where did long Furbies come from?
My friends and I keep sending these to each other, but what are the origins?
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Renée Millette @reneeisverycool.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
huge boomer/millennial wage gap is my parents using up all their money (AND my college savings) to “follow their dreams” and fail so hard that i came into adulthood so financially destitute that i have to work this fuckass job
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