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Remo BASTARD

@remoburton.bsky.social
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Lover of professional wrestling, video games, B-movies and other aspects of high culture.

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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 21h
Mike Flanagan's re-imagining of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Kenny then proceeded to build Omegaopolis, where only Omega dollars are the currency. #AEW #NJPW I would be down for seeing Kenny in the classic Bison uniform.
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Bad Movies Rule Street Fighter Movie
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was honestly hoping Moriarty/Hechicero/Alexander would be tapping out fools in #ClockworkCarnage #AEW
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll listen to this after I listen to Steven Seagal's solo album. #MusicSky
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Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw Me Want The Punani
YouTube video by undercutter6402
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm going to miss these two deeply. Rest easy, guys 🕊️ ❤️ #AEW 🤼
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart goes out to the Pac's family and friends, and to the AEW locker room. Not even sure what else to say.
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A "Kill and Kill Again/James Ryan" reference on commentary? Love it! #AEWCollision
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KILL AND KILL AGAIN Official Trailer [1981]
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tall Paul: "Danny Garcia's the kind of guy to fight a Bengal tiger in a phone booth" So... he makes terrible life choices? #AEWCollision
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there a Max Schreck or Zorin edition?
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feel free to book Hayter/Cross anytime, this is great! #AEWDynamite
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jamie you're awesome, but only one person is permitted to slap the tits off someone. #AEWDynamite
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Toni Storm: How Dare You!
ALT: Toni Storm: How Dare You!
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nick Wayne gets to the back and realizes he could just clasp the necklace back on... #AEWDynamite
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David Rose: 'I Might Have Overreacted' (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: David Rose: 'I Might Have Overreacted' (Schitt's Creek)
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I noticed that despite growing up watching the AE, I never have gone back and revisited except for a few matches. I'll watch older and newer wrestling, but there's enough from that era that adult me wants nothing to do with (bra and panties matches, anything Vince McMahon, etc). #wrestlesky
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Curt Hennig and the West Texas Rednecks have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's tour.
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there are a lot of "secret" relationships in AEW and in wrestling generally (if you're a fan you probably know who), but I think its important that everyone remembers to respect people's privacy and refrain from weird, parasocial discussion of these relationships. This is not fanfiction.
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was going to suggest that since he has a gun he was a Catholic Punisher, but then I remembered Castle was a Catholic so...
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Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kickout of this, Butcher.
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TeamKaos @teamkaoselite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn. Prayers for The butcher Andy Williams 🙏 #Aew
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The Butcher The Butcher And The Blade
ALT: The Butcher The Butcher And The Blade
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also I will be switching to using "gawk block", what a phrase!
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I guess my accent is painfully generic in most of the country. Also this test made me self-conscious about how I speak, so thanks for that! 😋
I guess my accent is painfull
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TK: #AEWDynamite
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The Doctor: Laws of Time are Mine
ALT: The Doctor: Laws of Time are Mine
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't like McDonalds. Therefore, I don't buy it. I don't walk into a McDonalds, buy a dozen Big Macs and toss them on the floor while cursing the restaurant and telling patrons they suck for liking it. I just forget it exists and move on with my life. How hard is that? #AEW
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bryan and Nigel at #AEWAllin
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Leslie Nielsen and O.J. Simpson in Naked Gun
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Kittawna221 @kittawna221.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reminder 🚨 Eddie Kingston never did anything wrong in his life. Eddie slander is not tolerated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! #AEWALLIN
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Wrestling Aew
Alt: Wrestling Aew Eddie with the gas can covered in blood
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I give this 3 out of 5 Skye Blues. #AEWAllin
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fack the curfew I guess? Or is there more time? #AEWAllin
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crazy Kenny might be my favorite Kenny. #AEWAllin
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mercedes comin out like she's gonna give Willow the gom jabbar #AEWAllIn
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stokely looking like he's gonna aggressively do your taxes. #AEWAllin
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My fantasy football draft was during Takeshita/Fletcher/Okada. Couldn't tell you who picked, I look forward to last place. It was worth it. #AEWAllin
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#AEWAllIn
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El Guapo's Hearty Laugh from Three Amigos
ALT: El Guapo's Hearty Laugh from Three Amigos
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's just how Roddy and Marina flirt. #AEWAllIn
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mick you better hope Thekla don't catch you sippin on her margarita! #AEWAllIn
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd like to petition #AEW to prevent Don Callis from using the words "Breed" and "Daddy". #AEWCollision
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Team America: A Spruzzo Vomit Scene
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cmon Thekla, I know you're wrecking Stardom, but we need you wrecking stuff here. #AEW
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Mida Gifs Stardom
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 (𝟷𝟿𝟺𝟼 ~ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼) 🖤
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Harrypotter Malfoy
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Alvarez during an overrun: #AEW
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Halloween 3 Season Of The Witch Ending
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Loved him in Fringe as the LSD dropping, snack loving mad scientist!
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. Samurai 1:87
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Parliament Funkadelic Johnny Cash David Bowie
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Post your fave Power Rangers/Super Sentai team. Wrong answers only. 🤼‍♂️
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shoutout to deadly-prey-gallery.myshopify.com (not associated with them aside from enjoying their work) They do some fun stuff.
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Deadly Prey Gallery
Hand-painted movie posters from Ghana with all profits from prints and merch going to the artists!
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finished up Disco Elysium yesterday. I liked it, but I think I expected more with all of the world building they did. I played the straight laced sober cop in this run, but somewhere down the line I'll revisit and go full self-destructive, insane cop. #games #DiscoElysium
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Bye The Nine Im Tweakin Disco Elysium
ALT: Bye The Nine Im Tweakin Disco Elysium
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A member of the DCF in a painting without Don's perfect body in it? For shame! 🤪 All kidding aside this is awesome. #AEW
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Final Fantasy VII. I don't hate it, it just never clicked. I haven't played it since it came out, so it might be worth a revisit.
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Remo BASTARD @remoburton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My two favorite title runs in #AEW were Darby's last run and Orange Cassidy's International Title run. Both out there every week against tough opponents, squeaking out the wins, but each defense took something out of them until eventually the wheels fell off. Such simple effective booking.
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Orange Cassidy Aew
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