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We’re going to dance And have some fun MUFC. UWS.

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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen this weekend……
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who exactly is angry? Stop making things up. We’re laughing our tiny little cocks off.
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Cream of Manchester @creamofmanchester.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In Bot We Trust... The very latest on Manchester United season ticket sanctions as MUST "consider" referral to regulator. substack.com/@goatwillacr...
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In Bot We Trust – but MUST fans invoke the regulator?
Thursday is D-Day for the many hundreds of fans sanctioned in Manchester United’s latest bizarre war with their own loyal fans. Some of them would like restitutional sanctions imposed on their club…
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gordon’s ALIVE!
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
England - Doctor, doctor, I’m shrinking Dr Congo - I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to be a little patient
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Some of these countries are just putting scantily clad ladies on thinking that will win my vote! #eurominge
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I see a few Chelsea fans are phoning in sick today……
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m really trying to get kicked off Twitter. Like Jesus. Crucified on Good Friday.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Chase Infiniti on BBC1 you dick
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A Uruguay team without Suarez just seems a bit toothless…..
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Shit
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Maguire MOTM
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I see The Black Keys have released their song again. American Status Quo.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Follow me for my daily Cheltenham tips service! Like and RT to get my NAP for tomorrow and don’t complain if it’s 8/13 because tough shit.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Now everyone over there is telling me to come back over here and FUCK YOU UP.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh yes I can. Just watch me.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Every candidate for our boss midfielder has been very average against us this season
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Arsenal will win the league by 5 or 6 points. They won’t win anything else though. I have spoken.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I cannot and will not allow it.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I know a local one. Justifies it by saying all city’s trophies are bollocks anyway.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There are United fans who would rather city won the league ahead of Arsenal. Does my head in.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Infantino
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Grok is that a compliment?
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What about me?
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I can’t hate Arteta. Us lego-heads have to stick together.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Which European country will be the first to have a proper anti-America protest? Burning flags and the like. It sure as shit won’t be us. I’ll go for France……
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I will never understand why they give Anthony Taylor the derby. Everyone knows he’s United. It’s fucking mental, and it works against us more often than not.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Well that was an enjoyable day
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I thought he did pretty well tbf
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nothing funnier than the Seth bastards only getting two minutes of their favourite feeling.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I’ve just got to finish an argument with some racists on Twitter first……
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas everyone on here. I keep forgetting to come over but I will more next year. Defo.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
We watched that tonight. The swimming pool scene always gets me.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Going to spend this weekend driving round Yorkshire grassing on people using hosepipes.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This happened with us once. It involved a xylophone. Turned out it was his son’s but we only found out after we’d smashed it to bits.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Also a possibility, yes.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Absolutely buzzing to lose 2-0 away at Leeds first game of the season
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Another offside decision for the knicker-sniffers to enjoy. Still - save it for Wednesday, Harry.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Think I’ve been blinded in my right eye by a nerf gun bullet but no way am I going to hospital. Feels like my way of honouring VE Day.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Bruno slipped against Spurs earlier this season but, you know the rest……
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sam Smith is a good red though, so there’s that.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Breath of fresh air this season, Villa 😬
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Ah bugger…..
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Barcelona v PSG final for me. Because it would win me a lot of money.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie says " leave it " in a prime video ad
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " leave it " in a prime video ad
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Feared the worst when he started. He’s not been arsed for ages but today was a pisstake. A 3/4 fit Mainoo would be infinitely preferable.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’m not sure I want to see Eriksen in a Manchester United shirt ever again.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m old enough to remember city fans singing about Munich. It was 6 hours ago.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Penalty first minute, don’t care what anyone says. Moral victory to us.
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Remo @remo260599.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Presume we’ve got a buy-back on Elanga yeah?
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