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Darth Relyk

@relyyk.bsky.social
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's crazy how on-the-money they were with this
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
They're never beating the false flag allegations
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How about when she said Hitler was only bad because he looked outside of German borders? Can..can we denounce her for that? Or when she constantly defends Kanye and his Hitler love? Is that ok to do the denouncement thing over?
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is this true? I swear liberals keep telling me that money actually doesn't have influence in politics and Americans actually just want billionaires to have everything
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Something they don't like such as *checks notes* bombing them and violating the ceasefire agreement from less than 24 hours ago
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's true. That's why I knew the votes were delayed until after the war started. Cuz I didn't know they happened. I definitely wasn't talking about how leadership didn't want them to happen in the first place.
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The bill that leadership delayed until after the war started even though everyone knew it was happening and 4 Democrats voted against in the house vote that could've passed it? Thanks for the unearned smugness
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oh NOW we want a war powers resolution vote! Now that Iran is about to win the fucking war huh?
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Wait you're telling me ICE agents lie?
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Oh so he just has the public policy ideas of a 12 year old...got it
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Dawg....what the fuck are you talking about
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Kim Jong Un currently scrambling to figure out how to get his staff to praise him as hard as this
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Insane how we have spent years shitting on the right for being anti-empiricism but then the moment you have a gut feeling about something then your entire demeanor shifts. If you think something doesn't match what the presented data says, then you should probably find new data to present.
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I hope everyone knows this country is never recovering 😂😂😂
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Well...she said it not me
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm not sure that "I knew they would do but we were still powerless to stop them" is the flex he thinks it is
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Actually fourth war...I can't even keep track of which war we're on at this point
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*third war
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So the possibility that somebody takes over that is more radical and unhinged than Khamanei is....a....better case?
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Nobody is already anointing Newsom by screaming at leftists for weeks that they must show loyalty to him by voting for him"
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Feeling pretty gaslit over the past few weeks of liberals getting mad at Hasan whose whole problem was that Newsom is already being anointed for 2028
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
From The Archives:
theonion.com
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’
WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What a fucking loser
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm working on it
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I like how the number keeps going down. It use to be 4 hours a day. Soon we will be told that Trump never sleeps because he doesn't even need do.
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Remember that time like....a week ago....when Hasan said Democrats like Newsom would flip on gay and trans issues immediately if they ever thought it would gain them a single vote and everyone yelled at him for it???
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I would think that too if my company was prosecuted for a record breaking Medicare fraud and I somehow didn't go to prison
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2026
Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One way I know I'm innocent of something is when I keep repeating that I didn't do it even when the question isn't related to me at all
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The WHAT???
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Dawg some of the conspiracies ended up being true and he SUPPORTS the people doing the fucking conspiracies!!!
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So this is the type of stuff you can do when you...just....care?
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hell world
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hAvEnT sPoKeN tO HiM sInCe 2005!!!
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
*Me, looking through the Epstein files* "Famously, zero children have been trafficked under Trump's watch."
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Literally yes
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Of course it's an AI picture too
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Most transparent American politician
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
100% all AI "simulations" too
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ain't NO fucking seasoning on that chicken either
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Taking over/under bets on how many nazi tattoos he has
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"You guys are showing so much restraint" while running a B roll compilation of them brutalizing protesters is like a South Park episode come to life
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Rick Scott looking more and more like the Crypt Keeper skeleton every passing day
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is a lot of words to say that Don Jr is an actual cuck
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Presenting Legally Blonde except worse in every way
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Darth Relyk @relyyk.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer doing politics the right way By Ezra Klein
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