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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 1h
Remember when Youtube and the Internet was this 'cool, edgy place' where you'd see things that wouldn't be on TV outside of maybe premium cable? Good times, good times. If age-restricted videos weren't so heavily penalised and Youtube not so ridiculously prudish, it really would be fine.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah, sure, "rogue" It's really very obvious that all these 'rogue' actions are very much allowed to happen, as it would be trivially easy to stop them if so desired. Why? To drum up publicity, free advertisement. Fear generates more profit than apathy. And it's clearly working.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks a bit like its being crushed by an invisible hand or is inside an invisible current.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they did, it'd be a canon event. Hehe.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean Henry Kissinger and Woodrow Wilson both received a Nobel Peace Prize, might as well pull double duty. And if you consider nominees, oh dear... Then again, trump doesn't even deserve that price. At least the other two did 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. Nothing good but he just fucks things up without thought.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Cat's Hilarious Reaction to a Cucumber
ALT: Cat's Hilarious Reaction to a Cucumber
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Fourier transform done quick" would have been a lawsuit waiting to happen. Also instead of killing them, could uou give them the formula a couple years earlier? Was originally needed for a comprehensive nuclear weapons ban. Ah who am I kidding, we'd have had a bunch of conventional wars instead.
en.wikipedia.org
Fast Fourier transform - Wikipedia
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Na dann ist sie ja in perfekter Lage zum hingerichtet werden. Man würde ja nicht jemanden ungesunden Hinrichten. Diese Witze schreiben sich buchstäblich von selbst, der Größte bleibt die US """Justiz""".
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See, that's the fun part, you can both exploit fear by warning of things getting worse while also making sure nothing gets better by doing nothing. You get money from both top and bottom end. I mean what's the alternative? Challenge power to help the people? They're the *establishment* democrats.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh no, we totally messed up, however could that have happened? At least we've ensured that corporations will still have billions to bri- I mean we can still ensure that 'things won't get worse'[ᶜᶦᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ]"
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Why isn't everything handed to me. Everything else was!" - billionaire's child and "artist"
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ich dachte du machst seit über 50 jahren schon AltF4Games.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Und gleich darauf noch aufbauend: "The plague can be easily treated with antibiotics. Some countries, such as the United States, have large supplies on hand if such an attack should occur, making the threat less severe." Es sei der sie sind multiresistent gegen *alle* Antibiotika ist relativ chill
en.wikipedia.org
Plague (disease) - Wikipedia
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mal selbst lesen: "Erreger, die sich nicht von Mensch zu Mensch übertragen lassen, wie zum Beispiel Milzbrandbazillen." Anthrax ist eine der klassischen Biologischen Waffen eben weil es nicht überspringt und somit sich nicht ungebremst überallhin ausbreitet im Gegensatz zur multiresistenten Pest.
en.wikipedia.org
Anthrax weaponization - Wikipedia
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ross explains how the EU Kids Act is cover for making private servers without age verification illegal, and expanding surveillance under the guise of protecting kids. Here's how to fight back: - Spread the word and this video far and wide! Let the public know what's happening! ...
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ja, wenn man nicht rechtzeitig behandelt wird sieht es bei keiner Krankheit gut aus. Und bei einer Biowaffe ist eine globale Pandemie wie Corona dumm. Steckt man sich nur selbst an. Kann man es zur Biowaffe machen? Klar. Super ansteckend sollte sie aber nicht sein, nur extrem tödlich.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"My work is complete. Now no one will call me 'pea brain' ever again!"
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zweifelhaft, die Lungenpest wird immernoch durch ein Bakterium und keinen Virus verursacht. Heißt: Antibiotika funktionieren. Selbst wenn es modifiziert/durch aussetzung gegen Penicillin immun ist, gibt es noch *einige* andere die man nutzen kann (und u.a. deshalb auch nur selten benutzt werden).
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beschreibt so ziemlich alle. Warum auch echte Politik machen, wenn man die Leute auch einfach mit propagandistischen Blödsinn ablenken kann? Brot und Spiele, nur ihr kriegt kein Brot. Die Milliardäre brauches das Geld mehr.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But see, that is beneficial slop built on stolen material. It doesn't challenge, it doesn't analyse, it has no voice and nor is it meant to. An endless funnel of unchallenging slop meant only to fill space until there is neither time nor appetite left for anything of actual substance.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I still think that there'll almost certainly be a 4th one for three reasons: 1. They already shot part of the 4th so sunk cost etc. 2. James Cameron holds massive power in the industry 3. At 1.49B at the box office it still made a tidy profit (and a lot better than many other big budgets movies)
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The two were made in parallel with each other: "Avatar: Fire and Ash started shooting simultaneously with The Way of Water in New Zealand on September 25, 2017, and filming wrapped in late December 2020" A third of 4 is already filmed due a 10 year timeskip post act 1 and the rest is up in the air
en.wikipedia.org
Avatar: Fire and Ash - Wikipedia
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally a word to describe me.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No he was allergic to dying, which is why it took a dozen attempts.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula The original vampire, the original gay vampire and also way cooler than that Dracula dweeb: Carmilla
Illustration of Carmilla lurking over a sleeping Laura.

Illustration from The Dark Blue by D. H. Friston (1872)
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's that mixed with the power of the youtuber parasocial relationship. 'What? He wouldn't lie to me! I've seen all his videos, they meant so much to me!" While in reality, you know nothing. It's called editing, makes you look however you want. The job is literally called influence-r.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, I thought I was losing my fucking mind! Wanna earn forgiveness? Fine, 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻! Just admitting it and saying your sorry is less than nothing. It is the barest of bare minimums for a first step. Accept a 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 punishment and then spend however long trying to make up for it.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Technically still working on my visual novel, though I haven't touched it in a month since I'm now a slave - I mean a temp for fedex. That I already put over 150 hours into hundreds of rendered images (about half of what's needed for the 20 min episode) for it is the only reason it's not canned.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Und diese 'Genies' wollen all unsere Daten um "uns zu beschützen." Dazu passend, die ach so tolle und sicher 'altersverifikations' (aka. Spionage) app der EU wurde in 2 MINUTEN gehackt Man merkt, der 'Schutz der Menschen' ist höchstes Ziel und sie sind sehr gut dabei. Egal ob BND oder rest.
proton.me
EU age verification app hacked in 2 minutes – now what? | Proton
The EU unveiled an age verification app and called it technically ready. Security researchers hacked it in under 2 minutes. What it means.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Buy my book people, before it's too late!"
Scene from Transformers 3 where Agent Simmons interrupts a disrespectful interview with a (disgraced) real life fox news host (whose name shall be condemned to ignominy) by yelling: "Buy my book people, before it's too late!"
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Public flogging? Maybe not, but a real price has to be paid. Be it a few months in jail/ kicked out of nebula/ donating a (large) part of your wealth to survivors etc. Wanna earn redemption, pay your debt. "Mercy without justice is the mother of dissolution; justice without mercy is cruelty."
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh go fuck yourself, Jacob! I really should just take my own advice and never admire anyone's work, ever, ever, ever again. Why am I this fucking naive to expect any of you Influencer trash to have even the most basest of common human decency?
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Become so tired with them, so much more aware of an unfortunate amount of them being slop coded?
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell, as long as the results are good and your path works for you/doesn't significantly slow you down, who cares? Now of course, there's an advantage to a standardised way of working in a team environment, but that's a discussion to be had for the team members themselves.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Small correction, the CEO would ask "what's that?" Instead of "who". "Who" would imply the ceo seeing them as a human being, rather than their property.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having corpses stink up the place really lowers the resale value. Blood at least can be painted over.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sagt die Krähe zum Raben: Du bist doch schwarz!
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gar nicht, mir scheiß egal. Besser die als dich hier.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Der Typ ist ein Troll, antwort ihm gar nicht erst. Siehe auch, alle anderen seiner Posts.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*23ct actually, like that's much better.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's not even a joke really. The reality is unironically pretty close. The cartridges misreport being empty all the time and blue is injected into black and white copies. The actual ink also costs like 3ct to manufacture in reality. youtu.be/AHX6tHdQGiQ
youtu.be
Ink Cartridges Are A Scam
YouTube video by AustinMcConnell
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Würde hierzulande zum Glück niemand machen: www.dw.com/en/german-po...
dw.com
German police expands use of Palantir surveillance software
Police and spy agencies are keen to combat criminality and terrorism with artificial intelligence. But critics say the CIA-funded Palantir surveillance software enables "predictive policing."
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know where the power lies Which side are you on?
A comparison of messages between Stop Killing Games and the European Commission: Stop Killing Games wants to play the games they paid for, the Commission wants you to submit your face or ID to play private Minecraft servers with your friends or else you're breaking the law. At the bottom, text reads "Which Message will Resonate with Voters?"
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wer braucht schon demokratische Freiheiten. Religionsfreiheit? Pluralismus? Nicht in Benito Meloninis Italien.
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop Killing the Internet has launched its own European Citizens' Initiative and needs your support! If you are an EU Citizen of voting age, please sign it! Anyone can help by sharing this with your communities, friends, and family! eci.ec.europa.eu/066/public/#... Thank you! #StopKillingInternet
eci.ec.europa.eu
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's nice. Heaven forbid they have to expend a bit of effort to implement their mass surveillance. You know to "protect the kids", just not from their largest donors.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The easiest way to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit is to just not do it. Learn proper units!
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hättest du den charakter sich im Kreis drehen lassen sogar dreideutig. Und mein Freund Rob sagt immer, dass das am Besten ist während wir Gyromite spielen.
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seit ihr einen Gyro essen gegangenen?
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Relvean @relvean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a recomp of Symphony of The Night for PC in the works anyway. Currently is in Beta and is (relatively) close to done. Is even gonna have native 16:9 rendering support. And unlike some other recomps, this one isn't slopcoded (according to them). github.com/BlackLabelHQ...
github.com
GitHub - BlackLabelHQ/SymphonyRecomp: Recompilation project for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Recompilation project for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - BlackLabelHQ/SymphonyRecomp
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