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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Ayup I don’t come on here loads- but I do try to follow everyone back, so if I haven’t followed you back please shout up on the comments HERE and I’ll follow back

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Eid Mubarak to all of our Muslim family and friends 🌙🫶

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The world’s gone so woke that, if he were born today, the star of Iron Man would’ve been called Robert Hypoallergenic-filling Jr #Oscars

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Omid Djalili? Omid Djadavid Icke more like! #Iran

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Trump has just fully endorsed Jake Paul for political office, live on TV. I dread to think what tomorrow brings. PS If this is you Beadle, it’s time to own up.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

My Auntie Anne is mad for the Batchelors, it’s so embarrassing! Not unmarried men; Cup O Soups! #NannyJokes

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I dunno who needs to hear this but Disabled people succeeding in-spite of all the difficulties and obstacles that your idea of society imposes upon us is NOT inspirational. It’s actually sickening. Sort your heads out ffs.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Which artist’s songs sound the same back to front, upside down and diagonally? Neil Sudoku 🫶

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

What’s the name of this US led campaign against Iran? Operation Epstein Fury??? Bit weird.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Sorry this comes a bit late but I’m pretty sure that Ally Mcbeal was having hallucinations of the Fairy soap logo.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

It’s so funny when there’s an online Sheffield Utd fan who is poorly, cos the rest of us are like “Good luck with the op pal! *BIG KNIFE EMOJI* ⚔️” 🤣🤣🤣

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My boyfriend asked me to wax his backside at the weekend. Talk about bare-faced cheek! #NannyJokes

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What’s the term for when Germans tell jokes whilst skiing cross-country? Land laughing! #NannyJokes

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What did the Chuckle Brothers say when they saw a double asteroid? “Two meteor!” #NannyJokes

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I heard that Isabel Oakeshott wanted a less fatty vagina, so she went on that new Minje-aro. Unfortunately, no chemical known to man could make her any less of a cunt.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Can Omaze PLEASE stop offering me the opportunity win a fabulous mansion that I can’t afford the Council Tax for please? Jheez!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Trump live on the News this morning. Or something like that…

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

TrumPutin. Two sides of the same face.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Macron at the DAVOS podium, making a serious political speech in full voice, whilst wearing mirror lens aviator shades. Amazing.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

There’s so much evil in the air that they should rename it the DAVROS summit #DAVOS #Whovian

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Who is the chap in the brown blazer? His facial reactions during this short piece on Sky News were hilarious when Gavin Newsome said the world leaders “The world leaders require knee pads, they are rolling over so much!” 😂

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I haven’t seen so many bottles lobbed since Daphne and Celeste performed at The Reading Festival!!! #AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

In light of recent events, retailers have announced that Battenberg cake will henceforth be known as ‘Berg’. If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Oooh I just can’t decide which one to go with. The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Q. Why did the chef make his customers go down the lane to drink Tetley? A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Furious that I’ve, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize. So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles. What more do they want?

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Do you ever look at someone and think “What did I ever do to you?” Only for it to turn into a case of them worrying about what you’ll do to them? *smile* 📸

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Why did the moth devour the Mohair jumper? It was an all-you-can-eat fluffy! #NannyJokes #ItsACracker

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Q. What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink? A. Guinness and Penny Black!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Sheffield: Bring the washing in! 🌧️

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

So I hear the London Bomber is due to get out. That’s great timing isn’t it? Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’ve got a touch of the ‘Palestine Action’. Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Last weekend I donated some items to a car boot sale and in a totally unforeseen turn of events, I bought my own sandwich toaster… But still…better the Breville you know!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Okay ladies, hear me out… You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah? How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’? Think about it Explains a LOT!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Q. Why did the tadpole have 57 wives? A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I’m a Blade but ffs even I feel sorry for what Owls fans are being put through. They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs! How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Guess who’s going to see @KNEECAPCEOL in Sheffield??? Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ? 🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸 PS Free Palestine Israel is committing Genocide Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Bloody midges and mozzies, I’m covered in bites. My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Rory Stewart pronounces ‘politics’ as ‘polidicks’ Everyone knows it. None of us talk about it. What’s the craic?

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Q. Why did the Hollywood Star name his child ‘Pineapple’? A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I’m amazed that no Right Wing comics have yet suggested that the new Lefty organisation should be called the ‘Fruit and Nut Party’, but I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I can’t help thinking that the phrase ‘An absolute disgrace!’ Is a tad overused at the moment, but looking around, it’s hard to think of many things that aren’t absolutely disgraceful.

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I went to Lidl today, was gonna by some Greek cheese… But that would’ve been a feta more than death! #NannyJokes #NannyJen

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

New T for my baby bestie “Nanny told me I could!” 🤣🤣 #NannyJen #Sheffield #Family #Grandson

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Please comment if I haven’t followed you back 👑🥂🖤🤪🤷‍♀️

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Relish_Hendy aka Jen @relishhendy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Why was the altar boy angrily waving herbs? Because he was absolutely incensed! #NannyJokes #NannyJen #Sheffield #CrackerJokes

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