kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026being in your 30s is like your 20s but on New Game+ mode 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026remember when ppl complained about 13-episode seasons. we really had it good back then 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026now i’m 32, i think they really should have 30+ clubs 140
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i’ve been stopped arguing with ppl. i just do silent cutoffs. we ain’t speak in awhile it’s probably cause of that. 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“you’re a straight man you’re a huge Beyonce fan?” well yea. didn’t know it was “gay” to had women as your music idols 040
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the next Marvel movies are Doomsday, Beyond the Spider-Verse and Secret Wars. that is a fucking insane 3-peat 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 02/08/2026#nowwatching Never seen this movie “Problem Child” before but it’s been on my timeline lately so now i HAVE to watch 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 01/08/202635 is honestly the right age to accept being called unc/auntie 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i’m the type of friend that always has hand sanitizer because places be NASTY 120
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Happy new Ariana Grande album and Spider-man weekend to those who celebrate both 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026if you’re gonna be damn near $20 for food at the movie theatres, at least go to Chilis and buy a triple dipper and take it with you 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think people forget that shutting the fuck up is also an option. And I highly recommend that option for most people. 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026pizza & wings is really the greatest combo ever. idk who thought of pairing them together but shoutout to that person 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i love going to the movies solo. why would i need to wait on somebody to go see a movie??? that’s just weird 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Nolan Wells dies and the media doesn’t wanna cover it. white girl Gabby Petito goes missing and she’s on every single news station possible. 021
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026whenever i go to a fast food restaurant i ALWAYS use the app. best believe imma collect them POINTS ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i stopped being cool with ppl who can’t reach out. i hate one-sided friendships 011
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i asked for a cinnamon roll from Einstein Bros and this is what they gave me🙄🙄😒 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I got two gray hairs that refused to disappear no matter how many times I pluck them out. I guess this is what your 30s is like😭😭😭 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026it’s so frustrating when one of your favorite restaurants is closed on Sundays. like yall ain’t Chick Fil A??!! open the doors and rev up those fryers 😩😭😭 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026they need to bring back Are You The One. that was one of the best and most entertaining dating reality shows ever 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the music world is so interesting. Ella Langley currently has the #1 song in the country for 14 weeks and counting. and yet soooo many never heard the song once by accident or on purpose. you can have BIGGEST song in the country and ppl will still have no idea who you are. it shouldn’t be like that 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i can’t stand when someone random you haven’t seen in years comes and starts a conversation with you. unless you’re trying to re-form a friendship, reconnecting for 2-3 minutes is a waste of my time. 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Drake curse is real. Argentina is losing today 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026congrats to Spain ahead of time on their World Cup win. how do i know they’ll win? Drake put money on Argentina #WorldCup 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026all music from the 70s probably wouldn’t exist without cocaine 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026if there’s a movie that i REALLY wanna see, i’ll watch it on opening Thursday night. i wanna see the movie with the DIEHARDS 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026one of the things i love about The Odyssey basically being a 3-hour movie is, I get to justify buying all the movie food 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i don’t do one sided friendships. either this is mutual or your ass is GONE. 000
Reposted by kenny jonesPixie Thinks🧚🏽♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Me rn @ 29 trying to hype myself up: 041
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026we are celebrating the 10 year anniversary of 2016 and I still have no idea why these artists aren’t celebrating their music this year. Like 2016 was the last major music year we had we should be seeing so many anniversary celebrations but yet it feels so quiet. 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026it’s so hilarious watching ppl try to be racist in 2026 because your heart clearly isn’t in it like your ancestors 😂😂😂 000
Reposted by kenny jonesThee Wagon Empress ✨ @nizzynaeee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hope so I keep hearing this.. 021
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026your 30s is really everything you thought or imagined your 20s was but better & cooler 0135
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i’m so glad i had the Boomerang channel as a kid that played me the old cartoons. i really had a great childhood where i could watch my current shows AND be in the know of the old ones 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026you ever listen to your own music playlist and get surprised at how great you are at making playlists 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i never understood why ppl over 50 like dating/hooking up with ppl in their 20s. like why is ppl in their 30s & 40s so looked over 😭 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i’m so happy i got to be a kid and teenager in the 2000s. there’s really never been a more perfect time to have a childhood 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026chick fil a diet lemonade really tastes better than the sugar-induced version 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 09/07/2026nobody born before 1997 should really be dating anyone born in the 2000s 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i only plan on getting married ONCE. so imma take my time with finding the right person cause i only have the emotional capacity for one marriage in me 010
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 08/07/2026idc man. if there’s an english dub, imma use it. i have no problem using the original dub but im not gonna use it if i don’t have too 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026July 4th 1776, black ppl were STILL enslaved and Native Americans were STILL treated like garbage. fuck a 250 celebration. 132
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the way to see someone’s true colors is to disagree with them, call them out on something or tell them no 030
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026happy 4th of July to Native Americans & Black Americans ONLY. the REAL ppl who founded & built this country. today is about US more than anybody else. argue with a history book if you disagree. 031
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i actually WEAR glasses because i need to see. now ppl gonna be wondering if im secretly recording them 000
kenny jones @relientkenny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026yeaaa i’m not rocking with the whole Meta Glasses thing. the losers are already using it to film “skits” and other weird ass content for their social media. it’s a BIIIG no for me dawg 000
