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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez

@relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social

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Ich sprecke kein Englais Kante dich spreck Suddenten Deutsch No hablo aleman Hablo un poco de portugues Fovoie !.

Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We have a few violent faggots around here. They porch pirated yellow 5 four days ago and screwed in a plug with a Rhodium cap. Left the tire without a valve cap. Sorry dudes, I have millions of faggots, I grow 1600 grafted trees.

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It's definitely Polysorbate 80. Took a bath with it 2-1/2 weeks ago and you can see how hairy my arm got. Put some on my head tonight just to test it out! That and 60 years old..

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My Aspiration!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I'd like to make this an Uncommercial for a $75,000 New American Truck.

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I don't wear this watch much, it's a Jaquet Droz, French watch. -About $8,000. I obviously bought it because I'm a huge fan of Dr. Oz.

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Took this photo of some of my dormant pecan orchard today. It's obviously not very scenic this time of year!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Vinyl flooring project finished! Took ten days with one lame installer who bitches all the time so I can legitimately call it my project. -Did every room including bathrooms excluding one bedroom. Results I could almost call fantastic.-It was worth it!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'm five days into having vinyl plank flooring installed over all my house including bathrooms. I've got one installer who bitches all the time about his sciatic leg and he's not entirely pro so I have to guide him sometimes and do a fair amount of work. Five more days-It'll be worth it!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

It's been a good day. Not sure I'm used to good days or even prefer them by much. Maybe I'd be tripping through life like Jiminy Cricket!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

After five years of living like a cave man, I finally got a new heat pump HVAC. Decided the next step was replacing the maybe 60 year-old sheet linoleum in most of my house with higher-end vinyl plank flooring. (looks flashy, doesn't it!) -I should have it torn off and sent to the White House!

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

In my spare time I'm a cat masseur. My cat demands a full massage with scratching under the chin and behind the ears every day. It's part of her regimen.

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Pablano Arugula Keiper Montez @relentlesswarrior5.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I have a black cat too. They always have that sober, wicked stare and need to be taken seriously-Or Else.

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