relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Has Shrek been reached for comment yet? 020
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Space cat also needs their own space cat. 010
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope to one day try a McDonald's. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kangaroos say this about us all the time. 010
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Aside from the idiotic notion that you can't criticize others on the Internet without having saved the world first, this is his bio: "Chris Alvino. @ChrisAlvino. Writer. Men's sex & dating coach. Former engineering director. Systems & stories nerd. Somehow this makes me good at sex advice." 060
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Appeared in an episode of Game of Thrones one time. 110
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One of those guys is an infamous freak responsible for countless murders. 030
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wonder why he has so many followers, including people that I would otherwise respect. There must be a point at which it becomes preferable to isolate and ignore some people and their arguments, rather than give them sustenance by responding. 170
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wait, so what are your mile, 5k, and 10k PRs? 100
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"we even saw a moose" aww hey that's nice little buddy. *ruffles hair* now go help your mom with dinner. 001
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think we'll have to shut down bsky now. 001
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I use interpretive dance and jazz hands to convey meaning quite frequently. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The first known treatment was called 𝘢𝘩𝘢. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026appreciate the subtlety of your campaign. 😉 040
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"We" refers to all the demonic personalities trapped inside that human-shaped skin sack. I am Legion, etc., etc. 030
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've read that mind numbing phrase so much here that we're surely on Fetterman 3.2x beta by now. 050
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 04/09/2026More like David Dumbawful, or Dumboffal, right, right? Ahhh, fun times with words. 010
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comBilly Squier Classic RockALT: Billy Squier Classic Rock 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026MCU Thor taught me that all words are made up. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 03/09/2026All my homies love the Queens Midtown Tunnel. 020
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 02/09/2026AES needs a wrestling name. Medica Libre from the top rope with an atomic elbow cracking into Mike Dodger's cranium!!! The crowd goes wiiiilllld!!! 020
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Some families are complicated I guess. 040
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Morpheus asking Neo: What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? 140
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One of a kind voice and a righteous bro. Killer mustache too. RIP to the goat. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Surely, you're thinking of former Secretary of State Anthony Blumpkin. 0140
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What in the sweet actual fuck? It's a challenge to simultaneously remember that Democrats are much better than Republicans (who should be annihilated), while also observing that many of them are straight up worthless trash. 060
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's so silly because everyone knows...Ray Evans and Jay Livingston...wrote the classic song Mona Lisa. 050
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Congrats. Also, you're looking incredible in that red. Like it's ridiculous.static.klipy.comDudu Angry: Stop It!ALT: Dudu Angry: Stop It! 130
Reposted by @relaxedninja.bsky.socialShecky @shecky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026FRIENDS IN THE NYC AREA: Okay, this is a tough one, but please bear with me. My wife's lifelong friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and is desperately seeking a home for his two cats when that time comes. The elder, Wally, is something like 13 years old and DELIGHTFULLY dim. The younger, Doris, 31995840
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My liking thumb is getting a workout in this thread. Yay to all blessed kitties. 020
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hey, "Don't Die" is a dumb slogan. It's lame. At least use Latin or Greek or maybe some kanji? 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I think that was under IEEPA or some shit. This be some other shit . 020
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Art show with you and the neighborhood cats. 040
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Probably because she's a demon sent from the Dark Dimension to hasten our descent into the abyss. I wouldn't worry about it. 000
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That's outrageous. Cantonese? Sure, that makes sense. But I draw the line at Mandarin. 080
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 16/08/202619 to distract him, 1 to steal that fucking beanie off his head. Otherwise, I have no interest in this format. 071
