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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

CNBC has given every last one of these corrupt, fascist assholes nothing but on-air blowjob after blowjob. Kernen just fellated Trump the other day, in fact. Are you too stupid to realize democracy is pretty fucking good for capitalism? Or are you just THAT dedicated to the wealthy enslaving us all?

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

How CBS uses its platform today: picking photos that imply gas prices are about 50% lower than they actually are.

Bari Weiss's propagandists pretend gas prices are $2.05

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

This photo choice by Bari Weiss's state media propagandists is wild. AAA says the national average gas price today is $3.986

Bari Weiss's propaganda outlet pretends gas prices are half of what they actually are

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Oh it's "the death throes of a dying regime" alright but

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

John Stamos looks like he's preparing for a role as John McAfee.

John McAfee. Or possibly John Stamos. Who can really tell anymore?

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Imagine inheriting EVERY possible advantage from the generation that won WWII (incredible economy, cheap health care/eduction/real estate, little national debt, etc.), enshittifying every one of those things (via Boomer presidents Dubya and Trump), then concluding "We Boomers made a perfect world."

Sundowning Boomer's skeet says, "The Cold War was ended peacefully. The Energy Crisis was solved. In Watergate the rule of law prevailed. We Boomers made a perfect world for you young people and just look at what you've done to it."

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Sir, Matt Walsh doesn't "get" Bad Bunny.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

You're welcome but also I'm very sorry

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Come on, that's Michael Jeter (fondly remembered as Mr. Noodle's brother Mister Noodle on Seasme Street) in a cowboy hat.

Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the Noodle, said up drop the Noodle

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Easter Island looking motherfucker

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Sigh. Tom Lee has of course been touting crypto for a long time, so I've been hodling a little. But much more importantly, Carter Braxton Worth's final trade on Monday's "Fast Money" was "sell SLV," which I did on Tuesday.

Friendship ended with Tom Lee. Now Carter is my best friend.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

CNN did it deep into last night. Look at that bullshit chyron. "DHS says" - well, fuck what DHS said, because HOURS EARLIER a video showed Pretti being disarmed before he was shot.

Surprising exactly no one, the network that pays Scott Jennings explicitly to lie also gleefully pushes DHS lies in its chryons

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I bet we could've found a coach with character and integrity who isn't dumb.

Aaron Rodgers says Mike McCarthy has a low football IQ

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Yes, thank God we have video - specifically the one showing Pretti had been disarmed BEFORE he was murdered. And yet HOURS later, CNN's chyron was still helping DHS spread the lie that he was armed.

In its capacity as state media, CNN's chyron cites DHS without mentioning that DHS was brazenly lying

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

CNN's chyron said "DHS says man was armed" HOURS after video clearly showed that he had been disarmed before he was murdered.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I dunno, CNN is pretty busy helping DHS spread lies in their chyron.

CNN chyron pushes DHS lie that was debunked hours ago

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Would be nice if CNN didn't actively help the propagandists. It's been HOURS now since the video dropped with clear evidence that the murder victim had been disarmed, and CNN's chyron still says "DHS says man was armed." Well, DHS is lying, you assholes.

CNN helps fascists by repeating their lies

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

"Safe spaces are BAD - for college freshmen. They're very good and necessary for Republicans who are terrorizing entire cities."

Tom Nichols: Brave opponent of safe spaces ... for dipshit teenagers. He supports safe spaces for Nazis who look like him, of course.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

"You should revolt against the United States Army with whatever shit you have laying around the house. Not me, of course. I will be thousands of miles away, drinking caipirinhas. But you should."

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

People who interview coaches are easily impressed. Belichick dazzled the UNC Board of Trustees by getting back on Zoom after his wifi briefly dropped.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Same easily-impressed energy as this imbecile on the UNC Board of Trustees

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Looks like somebody slapped a cheap suit on one of those canned hams my momma used to get at Easter and it came alive like Frosty the Snowman

Thumb-looking loser who has almost certainly never known a woman's touch

Racist ass ICE prosecutor Jim Rodden, before a magical suit brought him to life

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

<record scratch> "Yup, that's me - a soulless Fox News host. You may be wondering how I ended up here, listening to my guest tell me Appalachian values don't include government agents shooting people in the face."

Random Fox News dipshit is surprised to learn that Appalachian values don't include government agents shooting people in the face

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Proudly, openely a liar is exactly right - and CNN rewards him by credulously accepting his framing, time after time. Look at how they're positioning the Alpha News video. "Here's what JD Vance says it shows" as opposed to what it actually shows.

JD Vance implores us yet again not to believe our lyin' eyes

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Look at how CNN is framing the Alpha News video. JD Vance says "it shows the officer was endangered." OK but JD Vance is a deranged, gleeful liar - so instead of lending CNN's credibility (such as it is) to that lie, why not say what the video ACTUALLY FUCKING SHOWS?

CNN credulously repeats JD Vance's lie, as always

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

CNN is filth. The best time to stop watching was 10 years ago. The second best time is today.

Scott Jennings enthusiastically supports the federal government shooting Americans in the face

CNN shovels money at Scott Jennings specifically for his willingness to be a depraved ghoul on television

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Hope you get invited to the next dinner, champ.

Grifting Putin allies Mike Flynn and Jill Stein fine with their boss.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Her PA suit was "regarding the recount" but as even that propaganda piece admits, it did not in fact result in the recount that her grifting ass promised.

Pro tip: Never donate money to obvious grifters who dine with Putin

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

This is from 1998. Maybe I should feel bad about laughing at it for 27 years, but I do not.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Honestly that arrogant asshole was impressed because Belichick got back on after the Zoom dropped. Lol. Lmao, even

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Tell us more about the world getting dumber.

NY Mag hilariously assets Nuzzi had no bias while getting plowed by RFK

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Guy who never lost an election: "'Defund the police' is a counterproductive slogan." Ilhan Omar: "lol YOLO!"

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Dems in tight 2022 races: "For the love of God, please stop saying 'defund the police'." Cori Bush: "Eat shit."

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If anyone ever said this about me, I'm not sure I would recover.

Someone who, presumably, is a supporter of Katie Wilson (who is evidently a candidate for Seattle mayor) says she "is about to prove you don't need to be hot to succeed."

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

On CNBC, Sen. Mike Rounds called for an end to the shutdown because "people want to see the trains run on time," which may be the GOP talking point that causes @kevinmkruse.bsky.social to descend into madness.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I fed this interview into an advanced AI and asked it to create a visual representation of KJP's answers.

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

But Carl, I'm told the guy is on a roll!

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

This is what happens when your TV gig is predicated on being a clown who fellates oligarchs: You think 7 million people protesting this kleptocracy don't matter and you shouldn't fight Trump ... because CEOs love him. Don't want soldiers on your streets? OK - but don't go too crazy! He's on a roll!

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Relatively Easy @relativelyeasy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

This is what happens when your TV gig is based on being a clown who fellates oligarchs. You think 7 million people protesting this kleptocracy don't matter and you shouldn't fight Trump ... because CEOs love him. Don't want soldiers on your streets? OK - but don't go too far! He's on a roll!

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