Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If you had a choice, which job would you prefer besides your current one? 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 06/02/2026medicine for headache, loneliness, depression, heart-broken, insomnia, and stress. 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Good employees don’t ask for hikes. They accept offers. 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My company is increasing my salary and offering me an onsite opportunity after my resignation. Zero. Zero civic sense. 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Black Monday is trending on Twitter (X) because it’s the hangover after a weekend party with Saturday and Sunday! 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 07/04/2025hello guys, after a while, i am back here again. let's connect 🤝 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 15/01/2025What’s one thing you’d delete from Software Engineering? 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Are you Team MacBook or Team Windows Laptop? Choose wisely! 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025AI won’t take your job, but someone who knows how to use AI will.💯✅ 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We value work-life balance—until the deadline is tomorrow.💀 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Say Hi to Aria - a Life-size AI robot girlfriend for ₹1.5 crore! 100
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Interviewer: ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’🤔 Me: ‘Still Googling syntax errors.’😌 010
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 11/01/2025When your manager asks how long the task will take: Me:👇 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 11/01/2025This is among the most outstanding features of an #iPhone. 💯🚀 What feature do you prefer the most in an iPhone?🤔 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025After Infosys, I have removed L&T also from my checklist.✅ 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Work-life balance is easy if you forget about the life part.✅✨💯 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025People who cleared Microsoft's 7-8 rounds of interviews are Underperforming!!! How?🤔 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025My bank account and I have a very complicated relationship… mostly, we avoid each other.😌😬 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025If you could replace your boss with any cartoon character, who would it be? 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I just burned 1200 calories…💪 . . I forgot the pizza in the oven.🍕😭 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Why do ‘five more minutes’ feel like five seconds in bed but five hours at work?🤷♂️ 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Life hack: Tell people you’re bad at something, so when you’re average, they think you’re a genius.💯😎 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Can’t wait for AI to take over so I can blame it for my bad decisions. 000
Vijay @relatablevijay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Mountains or oceans? Which one steals your heart? 🌄🌊 000
