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rekdt @rekdt.com · 22/09/2026

I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 22/09/2026

I guess you can say the FBI really screwed the pooch on securing that Oracle database

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 11/09/2026

Apple had to rush the updated iPhone Duo design when Tim Cook stepped down Here was his original design:

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/09/2026

They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/09/2026

They call me 007, the way I’m always getting fucked by someone’s agents

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 02/09/2026

cybersecurity: >pay the good hackers to protect you >pay the bad hackers to recover regardless, the hackers are getting paid

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 31/08/2026

Since it’s Tim Cook’s last day as CEO at Apple, here’s everything good Apple has made since Tim became CEO 1/n

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 31/08/2026

Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 31/08/2026

Schedule Cybersecurity interviews at 4 AM because availability is the most important part of the CIA triad

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 04/08/2026

Me every time someone says Las Vegas:

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 01/08/2026

Here’s my rough dc schedule so you know where myself and my stickers will be: >Thu PM: @SushiBurritoCon >Fri AM: walking around / near SECV >Fri PM: SECV MC >Fri Night: RTV / SECV parties >Sat AM: RTV volunteer >Sat PM: SECV MC >Sat Night: walking around CC >Sun AM: SECV MC 1/n

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 27/07/2026

Hypothetically, why would anyone in the US pay more than $300 for RAM when for the same $300, you can buy an unregistered firearm and get unlimited RAM

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 25/07/2026

People argue whether the first letter in gif is pronounced with a “guh” or “juh”sound, but both are wrong It’s actually pronounced like the G in gyro: YIF Make sure to tell everyone how much you love YIFs

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19/07/2026

Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro sudo rm -fr /*

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19/07/2026

We are back for Defcon 34! Sushi Burrito Con 3 @ JaBurritos (outside the Linq) Thursday 7/6/26 at approximately ~5:15-6:30 (I may be late, sorry) Free Sushi Burrito Con 3 stickers will be provided at meetup and also anywhere I am throughout dc / bh, while supplies last

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19/07/2026

Since France was eliminated from the World Cup, it’s time to also eliminate the French language pack from your Linux distro sudo rm -fr /*

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19/07/2026

Microsoft update seeing you with a functional computer

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 15/07/2026

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 15/07/2026

FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 14/07/2026

PSA: while you are likely to see me in and around both black hat, defcon, and n+1, you should know I don’t have the energy to memorize both your real name and your hacker name Choose a lane

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 11/07/2026

If you’re shocked OpenAI stole Apple intellectual property, wait until you find out where all their training data came from Theft is OpenAI’s entire foundation

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 11/07/2026

Reduced lifetime of TLS certificates is a scam propagated by big certificate to sell more certificates

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 09/07/2026

It’s massively important to ensure your app user experience is exceedingly good As you’re thinking about user experience, never forget threat actors are also users The Threat Actor user experience is typically dogshit

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/07/2026

Imagine, instead of getting into Cybersecurity, you could have started your own portable toilet business and could have been making 10x the money and somehow also deal with 10x less shit

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/07/2026

The irony of breaking into CyberSec in 2026 is everyone wants the cookie cutter path but the cookie cutter path doesn’t set you apart from anyone else in the candidacy pool so why the fuck would someone hire you??

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 02/07/2026

Cybersecurity Pro Tip, demonstrate your mastery of employee culture by picking an over-the-top ass-kissing password for when the threat actors dump your corporate password onto the internet: iLove$companyname123!

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 01/07/2026

As I’m putting together my cloud Cybersecurity budget for next year at Megacorp USA, I’m making sure to include metrics such as each port scanned counts as a single hacking attempt And we’ve had more than a billion hacking attempts this year

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 21/06/2026

Breaking, a Las Vegas casino confirmed Mythos assembled a crack team of 11 agents and it was able to extract over $160 million in cash held in a secure underground vault Experts later confirmed Mythos did all this just to win back its ex-wife, Tess

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 21/06/2026

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Rachel Tobac @racheltobac.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Doing an AMA style panel for our ContinuumCon opening keynote tomorrow! We need your questions to answer, drop them below! What do you want us to talk about? List anything you want to know more about below! Cc: @johnhammond.bsky.social @rekdt.com @jun34u.bsky.social continuumcon.com/schedule/

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 06/06/2026

Cybersecurity: The only thing that stops a bad guy with a computer is a marginally better entrepreneur with a computer

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 06/06/2026

I don’t always do really dumb cringe shit But when I do, I make sure I’m wearing a shirt from a Cybersecurity vendor I don’t like

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 19/05/2026

If Claude is so great, how come Anthropic keeps rejecting my résumé fabricated entirely by Claude??

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 18/05/2026

It’s really funny to me that all the messaging platforms: Teams, iMessage, Signal, Slack, etc. which support editing your message don’t reset the reactions when you edit So you can gaslight the absolute fuck out of people by changing the message after they’ve reacted on it

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 16/05/2026

Hackers hate this one weird trick: sudo sh -c 'echo "ALL ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: /sbin/shutdown now" >> /etc/sudoers.d/shutdown-now' \ && alias whoami="shutdown now"

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 16/05/2026

Hackers hate this one weird trick: sudo sh -c 'echo "ALL ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: /sbin/shutdown now" >> /etc/sudoers.d/shutdown-now' \ && alias whoami="shutdown now"

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 14/05/2026

Friendly reminder Cybersecurity is a scam because I show up ~20 days a month to fight this mythical dragon known as risk which cannot actually be entirely measured or defended against and for some reason they keep paying me exorbitant amounts of money to try

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 14/05/2026

Pro tip for Arch Linux users: If your webcam doesn’t work, you can just do a bunch of illegal computer shit and the NSA will fix your webcam for you

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/05/2026

There’s nothing technical stopping you from aliasing sudo to daddy

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 03/05/2026

There’s nothing technical stopping you from aliasing sudo to daddy

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 01/05/2026

Explaining to a Jr security engineer about OSINT Me: there’s a place where you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy Jr engineer: Ah, you mean the dark web?? Me: No, LinkedIn

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 30/04/2026

Mad at your favorite software for requiring you to upload a photo of your ID?? Get revenge by uploading a photo of your credit card instead Welcome to PCI DSS, bitch

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 30/04/2026

Mad at your favorite software for requiring you to upload a photo of your ID?? Get revenge by uploading a photo of your credit card instead Welcome to PCI DSS, bitch

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 25/04/2026

Tell your catgirl malware analyst I said pspspsps

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 15/04/2026

Received a voucher for a free Google Cloud certification exam but then I found out the exam proctor isn’t even a licensed proctologist Smh

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 14/04/2026

Cybersecurity people big mad at Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters, TeamPCP etc. for doing the crime that do be profitable Meanwhile, if no one was exploiting all the poorly designed tech and incompetent people, the CyberSec industry wouldn’t exist Have you thanked an APT today??

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rekdt @rekdt.com · 14/04/2026

OMG, Mythos just sent me a GenAI picture of my family tied up in a basement and told me if I don’t hand over domain admin, it’s going to start doing the real hacking (off limbs) The future is now

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