reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 6hThe incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed up zombies for tax purposes. 070
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What is “the former Soviet Republic of CzechoSChnozzlockia”? 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sure, but don’t tie me up like we’re gonna have fun, then rob me. I’m not falling for that a fourth time. 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is positive?: Jump into pile and nap. This is negative?: Whack-a-mole (I’d find it a delightful surprise, but hey, some people just don’t care for whimsy) 020
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“Yes, I am here to buy ‘Doctor Fate.’ What did you think I was coming in for?” 120
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The last time I got together with my friends from high school I started singing this under my breath, and two of them joined in without realizing it. 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It looks like he just saw a picture of himself. 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why there’s nothing at all that rallies the troops like a man in a suit half a world away from the fighting telling them to “Suck it up! I have it much worse than you!” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So that last photo of Prince Phillip, was that her having called up that which she could not put down? 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think this friendship is one of my favorite things about these two. It’s always Ollie going “Hal, I know you are a good man, but I’m never not going to call you out on your bullshit.” And Hal’s response of “….thank you.” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Bob, Bob, it’s your cousin Sideshow Tom! You know that new long gag you’re looking for, well listen to this!” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This lets you tacher your Ninjasa creatures? Hell yeah! I can break out my Vision block cards!!!!! 020
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026DeForest: “Throw out the damn sparkle effect already, Walter’s about to pass out!” 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of the most memorable scenes from the “Wicker Man” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“How did you even get on top of the fridge?” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“You wouldn’t like me when I’m Scottish.” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Proof that, no, it isn’t easy to “Just make a Big Lebowski”. 011
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Mornin’ Jeff.” “SSSSSSsssssssss” “Yeah, they really took it on the chin over the weekend, but ya gotta stand by your team.” 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This would be a hell of a fun episode and an unholy nightmare to figure out how to film. 080
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is how I find out there’s a Biker Mice from Mars comic. 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026…the titular gallows rebuilt in seconds some guy in the middle of the theater let out the loudest, most dramatic gasp I’ve ever heard and the entire theater erupted in laughter. We were all just freely, loudly riffing on it, it was the best. 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One of the best theater experiences I’ve ever had. Me and my roommate had just finished seeing that years live Rifftrax show, saw this was playing and made it a double feature. Early on in the movie when the camera pans across the stage to show the entire set wrecked, then pans back to show… 110
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For those thinking this has no downside, you need to be aware that the original name for what we now call “Lands” was “Hydra Coulders”. This is why you’ll sometimes hear older players call “Land Destruction” cards “Anti-Hydras”. 020
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kirk: “…and that’s just the auto policy, we haven’t even gotten to Homeowner’s Insurance yet.” 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyone remember what Ilkbok had for stats? I can never remember the keywords from Homelands. 030
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No, I think it’s also a Golden Era for Moleman Intelligence. Just last week my information was hacked by Grimulon: Lord of the Deep. 011
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The stress of being Alex Keaton’s father would eventually drive him to become a crazed survivalist living out in the desert after remarrying. 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The millennials have been doing our part! We were the first to grow up with internet in the house! 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We all are, Mel. We just don’t all feel the need to flaunt it. (Admittedly most of us don’t pull of “sexy flaunting” like you do) 000
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Grump fans, we found the micro-penising chamber! 010
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If that’s who I think it is (have to watch the show still, very behind) I think in the comics Barry was already gone. But yeah, nothing would keep Ollie away. Maybe in a few years we get a surprise Spectre spin-off? 110
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’d think as the Lizard King he’d have some kind of diplomatic immunity. 001
reiverimp.bsky.social @reiverimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“She’d be perfect, but she keeps knocking everything off the table…” 000
