Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Terrific, terrific piece, especially as someone who grew up in DC in the Freddy Adu years. 040
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At a parent- principal coffee. I feel for these teachers and administrators. One parent complained about not enough communication. The next one complained about getting too many emails so she doesn’t know what’s important. 🤦🏻 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He’s thrown three over 102 mph. Also, he blew the save and was a Mike Trout leaping catch from blowing the game. 100
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m out here minding my own business, catching strays from Mikel Arteta. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026That’s going to steal a lot of viewers from Infrastructure Week programming. 000
Reposted by Patrick ReillyBrian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Somebody went to school to learn how to make graphics like this and gets paid to post them with a straight face. 65914
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Any suggestions for good books about the English perspective of the American Revolution? My kid has read everything he can about the founders and from their side. Perhaps @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, you have some suggestions? 000
Reposted by Patrick ReillyMatthew J I Wood Design & Illustration @matthewjiwood.com · 23/02/2026With so much AI-generated imagery about, being a self-employed illustrator can feel a bit daunting. To support someone who takes a couple of days to produce each illustration, please head over to matthewjiwood.com and take a look, or simply share this post - both hugely appreciated. Matthew 212164
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026wapo.st/44nUZYz Appreciate the first term callback! Gotta make sure all the story arcs are linked. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“This is a Hersey Bar. It’s inspired by Christian Pulisic. You may not have heard, but did you know he’s from Hershey, Pennsylvania?” 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Overheard in Alexandria: A women at the bar in a Lilly dress, 40s, drinking wine, who just told the person she’s with at the bar, “I’m not changing my G&T schedule for you.” Can we be best friends? 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It bet it was from drinking raw milk. *investigation closed* 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 24/05/202610000% this. My sons U11 tourney ended this weekend in a forfeit in the championship game because some adults take 10-11 yr old soccer WAAAAY too seriously. 010
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Little Trophy!!!! #COYG Never thought I would see. 020
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A cabinet secretary took a 7 month road trip but I can’t telework?! 020
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Player on my kiddos travel soccer team took a shot and missed wide. Hit a goose. Then they stopped the game because the two geese wandered onto the field and interfered with play. Never seen that before. 100
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Ian Eagle: “Stojaković will always be compared to his dad, but they have different games.” Grant Hill: “Well, they do have the same last name Ian.” Thank you for that insight Grant. Really adds a lot to the viewing experience. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Astronauts have the same work IT issues that have. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026IRGC quickly starting up remedial swimming classes for all troops. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Pretty strong comment on the state of the world that Chuck Norris decided he was gonna head somewhere else now. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Arsenal on TV. Two breakfasts all for me. Love Idaho. @The Kneadery 010
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026This is really gonna tarnish the storied legacy of the FIFA Peace Prize. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“It’s a full media timeout and we’re gonna sort out this mess.” #UvaNCState cc: @sickoscbb.bsky.social 0141
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Heard a great story last night: A friend was working in the European Parliament and was sitting with Otto von Hapsburg at the bar. Someone came up, and thinking they were clever said “Austria-Hungry football is tomorrow. Who will you be rooting for?” Otto responded, “well who are they playing?” 120
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026This is going to be great! Bunch of Saints fans roving the streets of Paris, correcting peoples pronunciation of things, boiling shellfish on the sidewalks, and generally getting revenge for them selling out NOLA 220 years ago. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Cris Collinsworth: I like seeing Caleb Williams so cool. Chris, it’s 2 degrees in Chicago. They’re ALL cool. 010
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026It took 2 years, but finally have my bluesky feed all set up 040
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Did not expect to cry to @paulscheer.com, usually I laugh, but damn, nice work! 010
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Last night 6 yr old: Santa isn’t real because he uses magic and magic isn’t real and so he’s not real. Me: Well, we’ll see how many presents the guy you think isn’t real leaves under the tree for you on Christmas. 6 yr old: Oh, I like Santa, I just don’t believe in him. 040
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025ND would have been in if they had won the ACC championship. Maybe being an independent doesn’t pay? 020
Reposted by Patrick ReillyMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!mcsweeneys.netThe New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa ClausFor several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a... 542276601
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 04/12/2025For your daily nightmare fuel, the trees around Cherynobl are not decaying b/c the microbes, fungi, & bacteria that help them decay are not there. So it’s greatly increasing the fire risk in the no-go zone, which is its own kind of terrible b/c the forest is radioactive. (I know it’s from 2014).wildfiretoday.comChernobyl’s trees are not decaying normally, increasing the risk of a nuclear wildfire – Wildfire Today 020
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Symbolism too on the nose.nbcnews.com'I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield,' North Carolina driver tells 911It’s not clear if the feline slipped from the eagle’s talons near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park or was discarded simply because the big bird didn’t have a taste for it. 020
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025In symbolism a little too on the nose, the venue hosting the UNFCC climate change negotiations in Brazil caught on fire yesterday.npr.orgFire prompts evacuations at U.N. climate talks in Brazil; 13 suffer smoke inhalationOfficials say a fire that spread through pavilions being used for U.N. climate talks in Brazil has prompted evacuations on the next-to-last day of the conference. 020
Reposted by Patrick ReillyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/11/2025"Pretend you don’t know how to pitch a tent. When the Alpha moves in to take over, leave and go bang the guy scavenging for root vegetables who’s never questioned your skills." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...mcsweeneys.netHow to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can BangVillage dynamics can be complicated. Everyone has to work together to make sure things run smoothly, all while keeping the Alpha’s ego intact. Here... 017229
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025@paulscheer.com, the monkeys are not getting paid!nytimes.comThese chimpanzees starred in a hockey movie. Their lives are much different now 020
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025John Smoltz just said “less than nobody out” so clearly everyone is raising their level for game 7. 110
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Dave Holmes does it again. www.esquire.com/entertainmen... 010
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025AI is going to take over the world. Right after we fix the translation part. 000
Patrick Reilly @reillykp.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Is that too many frogs? local12.com/news/nation-...local12.comWoman hospitalized after swallowing 8 live frogs for back painAn 82-year-old woman was hospitalized after swallowing eight live frogs in an attempt to alleviate her persistent lower back pain. 010