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(almost) every rei/kaoru interaction & every time they talk about each other. posts every hour. check carrd for sources! quote count: 338 / last updated: sept 28 2026 reikao.carrd.co

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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 49m
Say what~? Hearing you praise me isn't going to make me happy at all though, Sakuma-san.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 1h
Mm-hm, mh-hm… ? Now I see. You want mama’s milk, don’t you Kaoru-kun? ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 2h
See you later, Sakuma-san. Bye-by~e ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 3h
Kaoru-kun acts like a 'summer breeze', but during our lives, he shows his passion and his sensuality.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 4h
Ahaha. If we could all become Rei Sakuma just by working hard, then all of us would push ourselves to the bone. But, unfortunately, the world just isn’t that fair.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 5h
Oh? Hakaze-kun! How you doin'? Here's a souvenir for ya. Macademia nut chocolates. ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 6h
Leave this to me~ Sleep well, Sakuma-san ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 7h
I'd never done anything like being an RA before~. They said there might be some suspicious person sneaking around at night, so I waited in the lounge, all nervous… But when I finally caught the “culprit,” it was just Rei-kun, wide awake and full of energy after a nap~
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 8h
Even when you're telling everyone they're one of your 'beloved children'. You're totally the type to choose an encyclopedia for a Christmas present, Sakuma-san.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 9h
Aah, damn it! There goes Rei-kun’s bad habit! How about you just act on your drive without thinking what’s gonna happen in the distant future for once?
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 10h
Hey, have you heard from Rei-kun? ...Ah, this is bad, hopefully he hasn't collapsed somewhere.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 11h
No need to be all polite around me~ We’re buddies from the same school after all, Hakaze-kun.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 12h
A vampire with their eyes shut close, lips stained with blood, don’t tell me he’s actually ascending to heaven in happiness? That joke isn't funny at all. You better not be in any danger, Sakuma-san...
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 13h
Say, Sakuma-san. Do you want to go to the arcade with me next time? There’s a new zombie game that’s just been put up.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 14h
Kaoru-kun is good at talking, so if he takes part then he would surely carry us through efficiently…
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 15h
(I’ve been uncharacteristically devoted to work… and even take part in jobs when asked by Sakuma-san.)
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 16h
Kaoru: Are all those fan letters in that box addressed to you, Rei-kun? You're a sinful man, captivating the hearts of all those girls. Rei: The ones addressed to you seem to be much more passionate, Kaoru-kun. I wonder, just who is the sinful man here...
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 17h
Sakuma-san is weak to the sun's rays, you know, if he performs a live in direct sunlight, he'll definitely collapse.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 18h
Hellooo.... ? Don't ignore me, Sakuma-san. Not that I care if a guy ignores me or anything, but you're so unnecessarily beautiful when you're quiet that it's scary.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 19h
I don't like asking Rei-kun for favors much since I feel bad, but... it's nice, isn't it. Anytime I'm careless about something unremarkable he's there for me. We help each other when we need it, give-or-take.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 20h
At last, you’ve finally come to know the charm of elders, Kaoru-kun. You’ve grown. I’m happy for you…♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 21h
I'll be watching over Rei-kun, so don't worry.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 22h
It was the right choice to have our School Festival booth indoors. If it had been outdoors, I mostly likely would have dried up. I have Kaoru-kun to thank, in that regard.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 23h
If you want us to be friends you better start treating me better, Sakuma-san~. Anyone else would’ve left by now, normally.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You've finally caught on to my charm, huh? Talk about late, Sakuma-san. ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rei-kun's got it hard. He has the agency's complete trust, so they leave tons of work to him. But it'll be okay. I plan on sharing all the trouble between us, as one of the two main attractions.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm? What's the matter, Little Miss? Ah, I understand. Did Kaoru-kun tell you that talking to me would be dangerous? Don't worry, I wouldn't hurt anyone without reason~?
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, I completely forgot about Kaoru-kun... Just kidding.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See you later, Sakuma-san. Bye-by~e ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hiiiiiihhh?! Ah — sorry! Was that loud enough to scare you? A lot of stuff just happened, so. I'll be real with you and just say that I don't wanna see Sakuma-san right now!
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sakuma-san is a person who is hard to disobey.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…you’re in an awfully good mood, Kaoru-kun. It’s kind of annoying.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Sakuma-san gets on stage it'll pull in a bunch of guests... and big profits too.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rei: Here, Kaoru-kun. Let me lend you my maracas. Kaoru: Eh~ me? Rei: Kukuku. Go ahead and shake them with all your heart for me…♪ Kaoru: Yeah, yeah. Shake shake…
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait. He's not here~? Don't tell me you're still sleeping? Sakuma-san, you know that school's already over, right?
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am weak, please help me... Kaoru-kun.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sakuma-san is always ‘napping’ at this time, so I can understand him not being here~
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My, if it isn’t Kaoru-kun. What a coincidence meeting you here like this.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It appears that I’ve still a ways to go when it comes to understanding the human psyche; I should look up to you as a mentor, Kaoru-kun, and study more.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How rude. It's not like I'm rotting. ... still. Thank you, Kaoru-kun, for being concerned on my behalf.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kaoru-kun is a boy as well, hm…? ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We have our photo shoot together next, and yet you had disappeared into thin air. I thought it couldn’t be helped and came searching for you, Kaoru-kun.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
During karaoke, I often sing ballads and the like. Speaking of which, when Kaoru-kun and I sing duets together, we both get really fired up and it's a lot of fun.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just got a text from Sakuma-san for some reason, so I’ve gotta go back to school. He sucks so bad at using the kanji conversion that his texts look like cryptograms. “i gave two talk to you about d3adpan”...?
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've had a ton of jobs with Rei-kun lately so it's not often that I'm up this early. It's not so bad every once in a while.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a little while ago, Kaoru-kun and I were at a clothing store together. As expected, his taste in fashion is impeccable - I was truly impressed. While he was picking out his own clothes, he even helped me pick out some for myself ♪
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We have our photo shoot together next, and yet you had disappeared into thin air. I thought it couldn’t be helped and came searching for you, Kaoru-kun.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kaoru-kun is as careless as he sounds, but when girls are involved, he changes. I wonder why he is so obsessed with girls, though.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kaoru-kun is as careless as he sounds, but when girls are involved, he changes. I wonder why he is so obsessed with girls, though.
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reikao bot @reikaobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to spoil you a ton, Ritsu-kun, but I also don't want to make Rei-kun jealous.
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