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githyanki u.x.o.

@regularjinks.nachos.lol
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not hijinks, not low jinks, just regular jinks ★ queer & enby & jewish ★ thirtysomething history student ★ crossword & word puzzle nerd ★ boston outpost in kentucky they/זיי

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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 05/11/2025
i know no one cares about the cincinnati mayoral election given everything else going on, but i need y'all to see the guy who ran on being j.d. vance's half-brother getting absolutely fucking smoked
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 30/10/2025
i know there's a bunch of terrible shit in the world right now, but i got the meta-achievement for the current world of warcraft raid. the mount for it is kinda cool and the guild i've been tagging along with is a bunch of nice people
a warlock in world of warcraft wearing void-themed set armor, sitting atop a mount. it is a large purple-and-grey bird with ruffled feathers and a hooked beak, wings partly outstretched, with a grey-gold saddle
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 11/10/2025
I have painted my first Warhammer Guy super special thanks to the Warhammer store owner (I think) who taught me the basics This is not a mini for my army but he can hang out and do his Space Marine thing on my desk
A freshly painted miniature figurine of a Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000, done mostly in blue and brass
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 02/08/2025
i just need y'all to see the best poached egg i will ever make. i will never be able to recreate this aesthetic
A very aesthetically pleasing, almost perfectly twirled poached egg sitting in the bottom of a slate blue bowl
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 25/07/2025
my husband learned this the hard way and still married me on purpose
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 25/07/2025
this is my new "I don't feel like cooking" workhorse
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 22/07/2025
lrp if i served these biscuits to my mother-in-law she'd be drafting my divorce papers herself
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 06/07/2025
THAT'S JUST A FUCKING VACATION
A snippet of a Fast Company article I refuse to link here that says:
"While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called 'micro-retirement.' Micro-retirements involve taking a one to two-week break from work every 12 to 18 months."
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 09/03/2025
bah. just a hair off orthodox marxism and council communism in that order though this definitely presents me as less of a unionist than I am. I waffled on several questions because the real answer was "it depends", and imo "neutral" suggests indifference rather than ambivalence
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 06/03/2025
hey man i got this new mouthwash for you, it'll get whatever the fuck this is done a lot quicker
an image of Meltonian Boot & Shoe Cream Polish
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 26/02/2025
all posts that are afflicted by hitting the discover tab can and should respond with this
A snippet from a dialogue between Dionysus and the chorus from Aristophanes' The Frogs:

DIONYSUS speaking at a slower pace:

Oh dear, oh dear, I do declare
your beat's too fast for me to bear.
Shut up with your infernal hum,
I'm getting blisters on my bum.
You rowdy disrespectful lot,
it seems that you don't care a jot!
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 12/02/2025
no ethical consumption under capitalism
A news headline:
TB cases linked to high schools in Michigan, California
News brief, dated February 3, 2025
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 11/02/2025
so about those egg prices
A news headline from LinkedIn:

Updated 1 hour ago
"Major grocers enforce egg limits"
By Laura Entis, Editor at LinkedIn News
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 29/01/2025
modern politicians would have fucking hated william ellery channing
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 21/01/2025
so i finally built my dream computer and, naturally, i have somehow pissed off the RAM gods
a memtest86 failure screen, after my brand spanking new RAM failed a test run. it says FAIL in comically large red letters on a black background.
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 20/01/2025
you can just say ferngully
a tumblr screenshot which says "Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger"
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 14/01/2025
MECHA ANIME ALIGNMENT CHART:
form purist: a Japanese-made 2D animated episodic television show or original video animation
form neutral: any traditionally animated episodic television show, movie, or original video animation
form rebel: must be animated

content purist: must have non-sentient mechanical suits with human pilots as a primary focus
content neutral: must contain a robot that can play any role as long as it's larger than a human
content rebel: must contain a robot

form purist + content purist: Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury is a mecha anime

form purist + content neutral: Transformers is a mecha anime

form purist + content rebel: Angelic Layer is a mecha anime

form neutral + content purist: Megas XLR is a mecha anime

form neutral + content neutral: Iron Giant is a mecha anime

form neutral + content rebel: The Jetsons is a mecha anime

form rebel + content purist: Armored Core 6 is a mecha anime

form rebel + content neutral: The Bionicle commercials are mecha anime

form rebel + content rebel: the Discord robot sticker is a mecha anime
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 13/01/2025
farts this offensive should be legally prohibited from emitting from something this cute
a small, very fluffy white and grey dog laying on a bed and leaning on a pillow. he is facing away from the camera and looking over his shoulder, slightly obscured by an unfathomably fluffy puff of a tail
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 12/01/2025
i forgot to mention that i bought a bunch of history books as a consolation present to myself for getting laid off. this is not a complete image, it's just the most i could fit into a picture
a large stack of nonfiction history books, from top to bottom: American Midnight by Adam Hochschild, Sweetness and Power by Sidney W. Mintz, Hog & Hominy by Frederick Douglass Opie, The Larder by Edge, Englehardy, and Ownby, Empire of Cotton by Sven Beckert, Cahokia by Timothy R. Pauketat, Masters of Empire by Michael A. McDonnell, Dying to Eat edited by Candi K. Cann, The Spanish Inquisition by Henry Kamen, Custer Died For Your Sins by Vine Deloria Jr., Neither Snow nor Rain by Devin Leonard, and Women in the Inquisition by Mary E. Giles. This is not a complete picture of my nonfiction backlog.
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 11/12/2024
a shiba inu with its paws on two toy shiba inu figurines facing each other, making them either fight or kiss (you decide). one figurine is captioned "poorly managed executive dysfunction", the other is captioned "hating anything i produce that isn't perfect"
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 10/12/2024
SKYLINE MENTIONED
two small coney hot dogs smothered in Skyline chili and thinly shredded cheese, the true and correct hot dog toppings
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 25/11/2024
Valheim update: later-biome sets are much more stylish
A Valheim avatar standing in long grass at dawn, looking down and to her left. She is wearing a long-sleeved leather top and hood made of green scales, a wide brown leather belt with a garish gold buckle, and navy blue pants with knee-high brown boots, lit by torchlight from the front with a mean-looking dark metal axe brandished in each hand
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 18/11/2024
three guesses which show i'm sitting my partner down to watch next. first two don't count
an un-mounted cross stitch piece. "damn fine cup of coffee" is embroidered in red letters with a pine tree on each side, a coffee cup below, and a brown owl on a branch above
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 18/11/2024
in other news, can we agree as a group that coconut and seltzer just don't work
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 14/11/2024
I cleared out half of a Fuling village in Valheim and finished the rest off during lunch today, which my partner restated as "it came out of the swamp, slaughtered half the village, and then *it came back*" which is not inaccurate. but it did make me feel a little bad about my video game war crimes
a player avatar from Valheim wearing a greenish-brown root armor set, lit from below by an offscreen fire and holding an iron mace
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 14/11/2024
🎮: I find my most unhinged Valheim ideas come around the middle of the iron age
a piece of pixelated map from the game Valheim, with a white icon of a campfire labeled with "Butthead Sniper Zone" situated on the border of the forest and the plains
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 13/11/2024
anytime I get in the bath, if I forget to close the door all the way, Astro considers it his solemn duty to inspect the premises to make sure it's up to his standards, then posts up to guard the tub from intruders¹ ¹ my partner, mostly, and there was once a single stinkbug
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 12/11/2024
there is now literally zero excuse to be playing FFXIV and not know what a stack marker looks like
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 09/11/2024
you know, there are a lot of reasons SMT games tend to be rated M, but "fan-favorite recurring monster is a literal dick in a chariot" has to be the funniest
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 09/11/2024
i will probably play veilguard at some point, but after finishing metaphor: refantazio i've caught the SMT bug again real bad i'm sure the companions etc in veilguard have a ton of interesting depth but counterpoint: no one does chaotic gremlin quite like mothman
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 08/11/2024
wasn't expecting Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance to give me Theodicy Thursday but I'm here for it
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 07/11/2024
what? kechup is evolving!
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 07/11/2024
unrelated: Astro gettin his snug on
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 03/11/2024
he's right tho
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 03/11/2024
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 15/09/2023
on the up side of all the moving nonsense, in about a month i will be living with this goofy lil man (the best boy in Kentucky), among other wonderful people
a small, fluffy grey and white dog with his head on his paws, lying on a patterned fleece blanket
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 04/09/2023
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 26/08/2023
roses are red perfume has a smell
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 26/08/2023
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githyanki u.x.o. @regularjinks.nachos.lol · 26/08/2023
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