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Regularity, but Spooky

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Writer. Gamer. Escapist Adjacent. Writes #CarolJess, #AerTi, #Imodna. FFXIV, PLD. Stan Jessica Drew/Spider-Woman. He/Him

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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 12h
In the new Carrie, all I can really think about is how much I like Tahmoh Penikett and I wish he'd land like a 15 season sci fi series or something so I could consistently watch him over the years. IDK i just think he's neat.
Tahmoh Penikett turns his head from a side profile to looking off-camera to the right. He's got short, unkempt hair and a loose tie around a loosened collar. A lamp and a series of aerial photographs with sticky notes on them is in the backgroun.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never not pushing the #CarolJess agenda, fam. Today I allowed for the possibility of CarolMatt and CarolJessMatt also.
A reddit reply chain where the original comment (me) is saying "Let Carol have passionate flings I say"

A reply says "Yeah I always find the online overreaction to these sort of things so overblown, as if superheroes randomly hooking up is something new to comics. CarolxMatt? Sure why not. Maybe it be something or just a brief fling, let's see it play out first."

I replied "I'm also of the opinion that Jessica Drew and Matt Murdock would make a disastrously tasty pairing, and I also think Carol x Jess is destined, so why not toss the blind boy into the grinder as well."
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm crossing the aisle, folks. Diana with a huge sword was like gravity pulling me in
A screenshot of the cover art of Absolute Wonder Woman volume 1
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just me being totally normal on Reddit. Moving along.
A reddit thread where a user (redacted) brings up Will Macon from Lanterns Episode 4 (Garret Dillahunt) as an example of nudity that isn't meant to titillate. I replied (also redacted) with "Garret Dilfahunt still got it". 
Another user replied "His name has DILF in it? Figures!"
And I replied "It does when I pronounce it" which has 7 upvotes.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Garret Dillahunt more like Garret Dilfahunt
Garret Dillahunt poses nude in his home office, hands up and back behind his head. His lower body is masked by John Stewart in the foreground.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I spent basically all of ARR through Shadowbringers as a cowgirl, and then switched it up for Endwalker by being a pilot. I never took a screenie of the pilot look, so you get the purple cowgirl. Your main glam is very cute!
A screenshot of FFXIV depicts a dark-skinned female Au Ra Paladin. She is wearing gear colored purple to give her the appearance of an archetypal cowgirl, with a cowboy hat, chaps, boots, and a red scarf around her neck. She stands with glowing sword and shield with the red panda minion on her shoulder, in front of the Azim Steppe wall decoration.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Life IS a bitch, Major. You so right.
A screenshot of Major Kusanagi from the 2026 Ghost in the Shell anime, Season 1, Episode 5, in which she's standing against a stark white wall with rounded corner rectangles. She's got her iconic blue hair and red eyes, pointing a gun at the camera as she says "Life's a bitch." in the subtitles.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yall I clicked *so fast* and still got beat by 70k other people. $100 for 3 months of pasta would have legit helped so much. Hope everyone who gets one rakes Olive Garden over the financial coals with their cards.
a screenshot depicts a graphic with cylindrical pasta shapes falling. text next to it states that 70k people are ahead of me in the queue for the never-ending pasta pass.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Went AFK for a bathroom break and came back to this achievement popping, lol This has been on my backlog for ages, and a friend recently bought it for me, so Nier Replicant here I come, baby!
a steam screenshot snip of the All Aboared! achievement in Nier Replicant ver 1.22. You rode a boar for at least five minutes. 7.4% of players have this achievement.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
funniest god damn "our message is in direct violation of our motto" you could ever see
Playstation store graphic that says "Play has no limits" as their motto at the bottom of the image, stock imagery. The content of the message is that they are removing and deleting purchased movies from the store and people's video libraries due to licensing arrangements ending.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Buc-ee's stop on the way home from a wedding. Tasty treatssssss
Bucees fudge Bucees habanero nuggets Bucees storefront
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New call to action just dropped. HO UP
A cardboard case of Horizon milk has HO UP as part of its shorthand product description
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Well well well, look what just showed up in my email. @zoewithasword.bsky.social @jpjordan.bsky.social @longtalljodie.com @cerealpancake.bsky.social @laurenknight.bsky.social Everyone did an amazing job, and I'm enjoying this so much. Sink Your Teeth In is a great project!
A screenshot of the digital version of Sink Your Teeth In, displaying the cover at large, and the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th pages in thumbnail on the left.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If the person who left kudos on all these fics in the same day read all this same day, that's like two novels. I ain't mad at it, this kind of thing makes my fuckin' day #caroljess #captainmarvel #spiderwoman
a screenshot of an archive of our own email, in which a redacted user has given kudos to four fics on the same day. The fics are named "The Spider and the Flight", "Powers and Promises", "Spider-Woman Complicates Everything", and "Passion and Potential".
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This girl's wearing like trashy flannel and her hair's a bit of a mess, but her eyebrows are on fuckin point. I can't decide if this is intentional character work, or it's just too much hassle to make eyebrows look bad. Film: Touch Me (2025)
A screenshot from the film Touch Me, with the principal star Olivia Taylor-Dudley in the middle of telling a story. She's got long blonde hair that's a bit frizzy and messy, and you can see she's wearing a faded flannel shirt from her shoulders. She's wearing minimal makeup, but her eyebrows are perfectly curated and blocked.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I will continue my trend of finding the most niche, unsupported ships and characters to think are neat. #gundam #rouxlouka #ellevianno
A snip screenshot of the Archive of our Own website's search results, showing only 4 works in Roux Louka/Elle Vianno for Gundam.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't pay attention to wrestling, but I know Rhea Ripley from thirsty fans. She's on lemonade! That's cool. That's fucking cool.
A photo shows a cold store shelf with WWE branded Minute Maid lemonade cartons, displaying Rhea Ripley.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rewatching The Magicians for the thirty-fifth time (maybe hyperbole, maybe not), and it occurred to me that this character (Gretchen) has no lines, but she's got a fire aesthetic, walks with a forearm crutch, and likes Star Trek/Leonard Nimoy. And now I'm like "let's make her the main character"
A screenshot from The Magicians season 1 episode 6 depicts a young black woman with an alt/goth aesthetic, holding magic textbooks while she speaks to Quentin, a shaggy-haired man in the foreground. She has a choker, long wavy hair with two pompoms up top, with several more necklaces draping lower than the choker.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Watching the Babylon 5 movie "River of Souls" and it's got Ian McShane and Martin Sheen in it! Maybe not the biggest pulls in the 90s, but I respect the hustle. And Sheen would start in West Wing in just ONE YEAR from this. THIS GUY to President Bartlett. Hell yeah.
a screenshot from the movie Babylon 5: The River of Souls depicts Martin Sheen as an alien with a large, bald cranium, pronounced ridges around the cheekbones and eye sockets, and a large, oval, yellowish stone or gem embedded in his forehead. He is looking to camera right with a wide-eyed expression
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Welp, I've never married Penny before, her story's a bit ehhhh. But at least she's gonna get out of that trailer and have a boatload of kids like she wants.
A screenshot of Stardew Valley's marriage ceremony, in which the femme farmer named Farangis is marrying the Bachelorette Penny.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Damn, the Miller team was really cooking on this book (Daredevil Volume 1, #174).
A comic panel depicts Elektra from Marvel Comics in a lunging pose, half in shadow and half in light from a window she spies through. She stands in water at knee height, wearing her iconic classic red outfit, while ninjas talk inside the building about an assassination
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Seen in my parking lot, I dare say someone's a fan of Child's Play I don't love anything enough to do this to a vehicle, but fuck I respect it
A vehicle with complete Child's Play wraps around every side, featuring Chucky and the other dolls. This is the rear view A vehicle with complete Child's Play wraps around every side, featuring Chucky and the other dolls. This is the side view
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Spider-Woman against Nekra from Jess's volume 1, #16. Just a really brutal fight that shows how much Jess will never give up, and also there's that tasty queer subtext all over it
A comic page depicts Nekra and Spider-Woman having an all-out brawl, neither giving up or giving in
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I didn't know McDonald's was cool like that. Kpop Demon Hunter-themed sauces, lol Hunter is sweet chili and pretty tasty. The Demon Sauce is motherfuckin' purple and that's a food crime. It tastes like bland mustard, but it's PURPLE y'all.
A hand holds two McDonald's sauce cups up in front of a computer screen playing the JoJo Part 5 second OP, and a black keyboard with purple lights is visible below that. The sauce cups are KPOP Demon Hunters-themed. Demon Sauce, which is on the left and has a purple top. Hunter Sauce, which is on the right and has a golden yellow top.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Look at that aura, but HOW DARE it give me minus for Violet Evergarden. That shit fucked me up in the best way. Most of these did that, actually.
An image generated from Komiko.app/anime-aura in which I've chosen 9 animes in a 3x3 grid as my favorites, and it then judges me with an Aura score. I picked Witch from Mercury, Escaflowne, Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, Gunslinger Girl, Claymore, Violet Evergarden, and Stand Alone Complex. It rated me "Existential Mech Pilot" with +54,000 Aura. "You are a trauma-bonded mech pilot with a taste for existential dread. +15000 aura for the peak mecha pedigree. -4000 aura for the Violet Evergarden emotional bait. +8000 aura for Gunslinger Girl taste supremacy. Touch grass before the depression sets in, bestie."
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Got a commission done by @bibinella.bsky.social for CarolJess! It's a silly idea I've had for literal years and I was so excited to have the spare funds to make it happen. Hire Bibinella! She makes the art go brrrrr #spiderwoman #captainmarvel #jessicadrew #caroldanvers #caroljess
A fanart commission by Bibinella. Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) is in the foreground, walking towards something. She is wearing her black suit from 2020, but over top of it she wears the light blue snow jacket from her yeti hunter outfit she wore in Canada near the start of the Civil War 2 event. Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers) is behind her, standing with her arms crossed in front of her with a smirk on her face. She's wearing her modern military uniform-looking outift, with her hair pulled back in a braid. Carol is saying, "You still have that jacket??" to Jess. Jess replies, "Not all of us can magic our clothes on, babe." The text bubble extends down and she continues, "Dry cleaning's expensive!" to suggest that whatever they are about to do, Jess grabbed the first jacket she found in her closet, because unlike Carol, she has to have her outfits washed and mended like normal people, insinuating that it might be cold but her standard red motorcycle jacket is unavailable.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Classy, Squaresoft. Real classy. #finalfantasyix
A screenshot of Final Fantasy IX, in Lindblum on your first trip there. Zidane has spoken to a Silly Old Man, who remarks "I have to go take a dump." They're standing in the middle of a lovely street, and two guards plus a family are within hearing distance.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Squonk for sure. Just a sad lil guy
an illustration of a cryptid known as the squonk, which in this depiction is a four-legged creature with an almost human face, with wrinkled pillbug skin, a short trunk of a snout, big black eyes, and a little pathetic tail. It is sad and crying, so much that a pool of tears has formed under it.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sploosh, heh. *insert Pam from Archer gif*
A manga page depicts Clare from Claymore, Volume 1, with catlike monster eyes standing in front of a Yoba (a humanoid monster) she has just sliced vertically in half with her giant sword. Blood sprays behind her and the sound effects on the page read "Splooosh"
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm sorry, Alexandrian Soldier, wtf do you mean by that? #ffix #finalfantasy #ff9
A screenshot of Final Fantasy 9 in which Steiner is talking to the women Alexandrian Soldiers outside of the Queen's chamber, and the soldier says, "Captain Steiner, guarding the queen's chamber is Squad Beatrix's duty, hehehe."
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Really, Amuro? Something you want to get off your chest? This is a safe space, trust.
A screenshot from Mobile Suit Gundam, the movie in which a closeup of Amuro Ray looking pensive has him saying "I may not like it, but I am a man."
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Have I mentioned I frickin love Moonstone lately 'cause she's pretty cool. From Thunderbolts #149
A comic panel depicts Moonstone suplexing a massive, Godzilla-sized shadow dragon by the mouth.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Gonna start a shitpost account that's just the Amelie profile pic, and steal shitty skeets from shitty people to repost with no attribution/credit.
An image of the cover/poster for the movie Amelie, with a green background, yellow text for the title Amelie, and the titular character with her iconic bob haircut and washed out white face with an impish grin.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sword-Wielding Space Lady (Phyla-Vell!) is, surprising no one, a total vibe and fun af to play. Marvel Cosmic Invasion is at least giving me SOMEONE to care about in the opening roster.
A game screenshot depicts Phyla-Vell from Marvel Cosmic Invasion, the demo. She is wearing a full body suit in red and dark blue, with gold trim, the Hala star on the chest, an da cape. She has short, white hair, and is holding the Infinity Blade upside down by the hilt with both hands.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Remember when Olivia Wilde was teasing a Spider-Woman movie and we had Volume 7 of Spider-Woman and Jessica was in Captain Marvel all the time? I miss 2020 somehow. The pandemic had no hold on me while I had Jessica Drew to look forward to.
A tweet from Olivia Wilde, August 19, 2020. Olivia's tweet is simply a spider emoji. She is quote tweeting a Deadline tweet that she has closed a deal to direct and develop a secret Marvel film project revolving around a female character in the universe.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It's taken a couple years, but I'm finally up to the very start of the Miller era in Daredevil Volume 1. Still a ways to go before he takes up writing credits, but dang it has been a ride so far! From Daredevil Volume 1, issue 158.
A comic panel that has the credits for an issue of Daredevil, in which Frank Miller is called out as a new artist for the book.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Continuing, I've read several of the bad/embarrassing situations Clint has found himself in, while reading old Daredevil and Thunderbolts issues. It's nice to have the necessary context sometimes 😌 And Steve's back! Bout time.
A comic panel depicts Daredevil and Hawkeye fighting over Black Widow, a callback to when Hawkeye came to Sam Francisco to win Black Widow's heart back from DD.A comic panel depicts Hawkeye and Moonstone kissing, a direct pull from an issue of Thunderbolts when they were dating.A comic panel depicts Steve Rogers up close, a grim but determined expression as he asks the Avengers if they're ready to finally do something about the Dark Avengers posing as real heroes.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hadn't read this New Avengers Annual 3 yet, and what a gd issue. Just banger after banger of my big three just throwing down. Carol and the Jess's, plus Bobbi? Dang I was missing OUT. And Jones put on the Jewel outfit! I didn't know she ever actually wore it outside of flashbacks/dreams.
A comic panel depicts Ms Marvel (Carol Danvers), Jewel (Jessica Jones), Mockingbird (Bobbi Morse), and Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew), standing around discussing what to do about Clint getting caught. Everyone is suited up but Jessica Jones, who hasn't been in the hero game since she gave birth, and she's coming out of retirement to helpA comic panel depicts Ms Marvel (Carol Danvers), Jewel (Jessica Jones), Mockingbird (Bobbi Morse), and Spider-Woman (Jessica Drew) in action poses breaking into a heli-carrier to free Clint Barton, who got himself captured.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I have a billion gd thoughts about this issue, holy hell. From New Avengers Volume 1, issue 57. Spider-Woman is depowered and dying and the literal first thought is about Carol. Also Bendis gave Mockingbird a cool-ass scene. Same Bendis who had Moonstone probably banging new Hawkeye (Bullseye) in...
A comic panel depicts a close up Spider-Woman's legs and boots as she's incapacitated by depower tech. A bunch of thought bubbles are over her body as she's worrying about Carol and assessing their situation.A comic panel depicts Mockingbird on a SHIELD jet yelling "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!" to the fugitive New Avengers A comic panel depicts Spider-Woman and Spider-Man back to back on a shattered street, fending off attacks from off-panel. Jess's only concern is getting Carol to safety as she yells out for someone to get Carol because she's still unconscious
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Is this supposed to be Jessica Drew as a Hydra agent? From Earth-X issue 7 #spiderwoman
A comic panel depicts a woman with long black hair in a green, white, and purple suit that looks like Spider-Woman's classic outfit, colored for Hydra.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Wow, Fraction, way to slut-shame Karla. And it ain't even true! In the 30 years of her character up to this point, she's been intimately linked with Graviton (essentially coercion), hinted at Zemo, definitely Hawkeye, and Noh-Varr. Kinda shitty.
A comic panel depicts Karla Sofen, aka Moonstone, currently as Ms Marvel, telling others that mutant problems require mutant solutions and they'd only cause harm trying to help. An information bubble describes who she is and ends it with "Hooks up with everything that moves"
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
*taps the fucking sign* From Daredevil Volume 1, issue 137
A comic panel depicts Foggy Nelson reacting with awe to a news interview with Daredevil, where DD is saying that a well-informed public is the best weapon against blatant lies.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Omg why are the Nelsons drawn so fucking UNHINGED 🤣 From Daredevil Volume 1, issues 129 and 130
A comic panel depicts a surprised Matt Murdock turning to hear a voice behind him, belonging to Candace Nelson, Foggy's sister. She has a supremely intense, wide-eyed expression A comic panel depicts Foggy Nelson with a wide-eyed, exasperated but pleasantly surprised expression as he comments to himself that his political rival is actually a good guy, honest, and he likes him.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
There are few ways to endear me to a character faster than to have her interrupt a tense moment with a ridiculous non-sequitur or joke. It's my go-to move and I love seeing others do it. -from Mighty Avengers #32
A comic panel depicts Iron Patriot (Norman Osborn) and The Wasp (Hank Pym) in the midst of staring daggers at each other for both declaring "Avengers Assemble!" at the same time. Stature is above them in her big form saying, "Jinx, you owe him a coke." to Iron Patriot.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It is SO ON BRAND for Karla to have her own picture above her own bed. She's in love with herself more than anyone else. Classic narcissist behavior. God she's delightfully awful. -From Dark Avengers #5
A comic panel depicts Karla Sofen (Moonstone acting as Ms Marvel) in bed post-coitus with Noh-Varr (Marvel Boy acting as Captain Marvel). A framed portrait of Karla as Ms Marvel is above the headboard.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
In reading Moonstone appearances, it'll be like two issues of a random comic and the summary page is always pretty short, easy to track. Amazing Spider-Man is like "let's go to the conspiracy board" levels of nonsense. Second image unrelated but funny.
A comic panel depicts a summary page from Peter Parker's pov, and it's dense and convoluted and hard to read.Norman Osborn is yelling to "Get that ******* unicorn out of my systems!"
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Comics are silly and fun and dynamic and definitely a little gay. From Daredevil Volume 1.
A comic panel depicts Daredevil holding a branch as he thrusts it at a villain off-panel. The descriptive text reads "his hands--his warm, strong, living hands--seize a fallen branch. And he feels and rejoices in every movement of his supple, powerful, living musculature... as he rams that snarled shaft of wood into the gut of death!"A comic panel depicts Daredevil with a bunch of others--Foggy Nelson, Deborah Harris (Foggy's fiancé), Ivan (Natasha Romanov's servant and protector), Black Widow, and Nick Fury. They all look gobsmacked at Fury's reason for being there (in his words): "I came here to ask your tubby boyfriend to join SHIELD!"
Below that, the words "Next: Foggy Nelson, Agent of SHIELD?"A comic panel depicts Daredevil and Black Widow swinging together in a dramatic and possibly romantically-charged maneuver. Daredevil has his arm around Widow's waist and she has her arm thrown around behind her.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
A collection of screenshots from Daredevil Volume 1, very little context
A comic panel depicts Daredevil and Black Widow swinging into action with a moonlit night over some tall buildingsA comic panel depicts Daredevil being huffy and jealous of Hawkeye, as they are fighting over Black Widow's affections. DD has his hands on his hips in a goofy, sassy poseA comic panel depicts Daredevil, Shanna the She-Devil, and her two big cats piling onto Silver Samurai, trying to beat him senseless A comic panel depicts Silver Samurai thrusting out with his body, knocking away Daredevil, Shanna the She-Devil, and her two cats. All are in funny poses as they get thrown. DD looks like he got nut-punched and is folded in on himself. Shanna has her arms and legs thrown wide, arching her back. The big cats are splayed out ridiculously
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
And nothing of value was lost. I can say this, I live here. From Mighty Avengers #21.
A comic panel depicts a GPS map of the southern Midwest united states. Where oklahoma should be is just an extended Kansas and texas.
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I read the first issue of Man-Thing on my Daredevil journey and wow that issue was doing SO MUCH. Also Howard just gets yeeted off a dimensional cliff 🤨
Daredevil and Black Widow inexplicably swing in through a portal and back out, interrupting a murder in Man-Thing #1
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