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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My hobby is to count the number of cars I see in a traffic jam, and compare them to the capacity of a single bus.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20mph zone, rain, twilight, blind cresent. None of these stop excessive speeding.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An internal app at work used to be just an enumeration of options. Now it's a sleek chat prompt to help guide you through the process of finding the option you're looking for. There are only ~10 options to choose from. The list used to fit in a single screen.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As long as gas is fungible and the assets are not nationalised, then it'll make not difference to anyone except Shell shareholders.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isn't Jackdaw set to employ about half a McDonald franchise worry of people?
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Luckily them motherfuckers were dead soindy
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the title is a question......
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What about heating water for a whole apartment block?
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It'll still cause some shitstorms, don't you worry.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
But it regurgitate Chrome...
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Carrying a mason jar of methane
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Lib Dems are the new right wing.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As an outsider with no skin in the game, DC statehood makes about as much sense as Manhattan statehood. It makes way more sense for DC to be absorbed by Maryland or even Virginia.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nah, should deface them more. Go into B&N stores and sign the unsigned copies, just to mess with the store clerks.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Willie Nelson is dead?
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ah, in Saint Pierre & Miquelon. Got it!
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Grant Jack Aged 10 a lordship so he can be made Net Zero minister.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was at a party yesterday where we played a game of musical chairs. We all sat on chairs arranged in a circle when the music started. When the music stopped the chair I had been sitting on was still there, yet I still found myself having to sit on the floor.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
£20 is very expensive for a free event.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My biggest and fastest growing expense is my housing cost. Housing costs are excluded from CPI.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This most be the most carbrain'd take I've seen all year. We can't cross the bridge by car? Surely we must then invent a new kind of special bridge crossing car. What else are we going to do, walk? A whole 200m? Absurd! #carbrain #hammersmithbridge www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Hammersmith Bridge: Driverless pods proposed to help connectivity
The 139-year-old Grade II* listed Hammersmith bridge was closed to motor vehicles in 2019.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's not a fossil, and it's not renewable. Fits pretty perfectly in the 'other' category.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A simple static steel mount is also more expensive than the solar panel. But that's because the solar panels are cheap as chips.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And this, my friend, is why publicly traded companies are so short-term minded.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vintage Trump
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Everyone's out walking their dog at the same time. #argeng
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_...
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I reckon it's a turnout game. And I reckon being beaten by Binface is funny enough to turnout for.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And before 25.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well done. Excrement joke.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Be more weird. Make your own deodorant youtu.be/eJ2y-QwH8hw?...
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Why is deodorant getting more expensive?
YouTube video by Flavor Lab
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Surely 40 minutes of explosions is a security problem.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Looks like subsidies only buys you two years.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A car that size going 60mph will hit something with the same energy has a projectile fired by a tank.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What happened there?
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That'll only make the few remaining cars more cool.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I refuse to believe the land of Boaty McBoatface will leave these robots unmolested.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I do suspect these cars are going to become retro-cool in about 30 years time.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That is a very good point!
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Fun fact: if you take pictures of them with a telephoto lens, print them, frame them, and hang them up in a gallery, then it's an art exhibition!
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The amount of time I've been on Zoom calls with my NA colleagues where they've been driving a car is insane.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I installed a portable aircon in one of my windows. The installation can only be called a botch. If I tried, I could not have engineered a window to be less suitable for installing an aircon in.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Currently at 36.3% of UK demand.
grid.iamkate.com
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Two counter points. 1. The more solar energy is produced -> the less gas is needed -> less often electric prices tied to gas -> cheaper electricity for everyone. 2. It can also just go through an open window or door.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Your polling place closes at 4pm?
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Northern Ireland in particular is usually pretty evenly split.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_S...
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think religion has exactly 26 places in politics.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Football refers to ball games played on foot, as opposed to on horseback. The -er suffix is old Oxbridge slag, eg. rugger, soccer.
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The plural of car is traffic @registereddisorder.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Another war stopped!!
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