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@regipsaloquitur.com
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Apple geek, law nerd, tea ſnob, Internet governance wonk, techno-animiſt, hedoniſt. Weirdly enamored of the DNS. USB condom fairy. I ſkeet (that really what we’re doing‽) ſolely in my own capacity. RS/❤️≠Endorſment ſhe/her

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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 29/09/2026
Exactly this. They want to fight but don’t want to lose friendships.
skeet from @clairewillett.bsky.com:

“the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence 

it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 27/09/2026
Legit thought this was an AFAB-themed party.
Pop-style image of the ladies from Absolutely Fabulous (“AbFab”) with “AbfaB” printed on it; the first “b”, however, is the same color as the first “A” and blends in. Below it one can see half of another poster of just one of the characters in a Warhol-style photo series.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 09/07/2026
I think this is from Threads but I found it on Instagram (so here I am sharing it on BSky!):
social media post from "kona404: "Republicans believe life begins at conception and ends when it's too late to call a special election for a replacement"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 09/07/2026
Sharing both because neither had alt text but that second one sure is a doozy
Tweet from Institute for Hispano Studies (@hispano_studies): 
“The decline of Brazilian football: a story in four pictures”

The photos show two popes greeting, presumably, Brazilian footballers; a footballer in a “I belong to Jesus” jersey; and someone being prayed over by a lay person, in the Protestant/evangelical mannerTweet from Institute for Hispano Studies (@hispano_studies): “The discourse connecting Brazilian soccer to Protestantism points to a deeper cultural claim: that Brazil's football decline is not merely tactical, generational, or administrative, but spiritual and civilizational.

The argument is that the old Brazilian style — playful, communal, improvised, joyful, almost liturgical in its beauty — emerged from a Catholic cultural world where celebration, embodiment, festivity, and collective identity were natural. Football was art, dance, procession, neighborhood, and gift.

The critique of Evangelical or Neopentecostal influence is not simply “religion made them worse.” It is that a different religious imagination produces a different kind of athlete: more individualistic, more testimonial, more focused on personal salvation, discipline, destiny, and moral performance. In that framework, football can become less carnaval and more career; less shared national myth and more platform for the individual believer.

Brazil's decline obviously has many causes: tactics, European club football, federation dysfunction, money, coaching, player development, and global competition. But the religious argument touches something statistics miss: the loss of a national soul, or at least the feeling that Brazil no longer plays with the same sacred joy.

Década                              % Católicos en la Seleção
1950s                                 95%
1960s                                 95%
1970s                                 90%
1980s                                 85%
1990s                                 70%
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 05/07/2026
Oh no! Can’t have that!
Screenshot from Wikipedia (on Lefebvre) with the following highlighted: “He and other missionaries in Africa thought young Africans would otherwise be attracted to radical ideologies, including anti-colonialism”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 05/07/2026
The absolute fucking gall. This is the same argument some religionists use to prove that Jesus was the son of good. Bitch, have you ever met a person‽ We are cray.
Screenshot of text: “On another occasion, Archbishop Lefebvre declared, serenely and in a profoundly supernatural manner, that if the Society of Saint Pius X were not the work of God, it would not continue and would not survive him. It is not for us to provide an answer to this question. But history has already begun to pronounce itself.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 03/07/2026
DEFINITELY claiming to be the one true church, here:
Snippet from fsspx.news’ interview with the Superior General: “What is certain is that in 1988 the Vatican expected that the Society of Saint Pius X, having been declared schismatic, would dissolve within a few years. Yet not only did it not dissolve, it continued to grow. And above all, despite a manifestly unjust declaration of schism, it has never ceased to be a work of the Church, and to labour for the Church: this reality imposes itself with such force that, despite the condemnation of 1988, the Holy See itself has ended up recognizing it in practice.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 03/07/2026
Well, THIS is interesting:
Snippet from fsspx.news’ interview with the Superior General: “Speaking canonically, after having been declared schismatic in 1988, the Society of Saint Pius X has never been released from this censure: in 2009, Pope Benedict XVI lifted the excommunications weighing upon its bishops, but without revisiting the prior declaration of schism.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 03/07/2026
goose chase meme; on the top, the goose says, "Which parts of Vatican II?" and on the bottom, the goose is angrily yelling, while chasing a Lefebrvist, "I SAID WHICH PARTS OF VATICAN II"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
Well, she’s got me there! Definitely don’t have a response for this 😅 (#1)
screenshot of a text: “And, exorcists will often admit that Latin is the most effective language in battling Satan.  Some people feel that more attention to worshipping in Latin might counter what appears to be a recent growth in Satanism, something they feel is harmful in our culture.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
Ah, it turns out ̶i̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶e̶t̶h̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶j̶o̶u̶r̶n̶a̶l̶i̶s̶m̶ ̶ it’s really about the beauty of Latin, the Latin mass, and the classical music composed for those masses. (#1)
Screenshot of a text: “That's interesting.  The people I know love the Old Rite (Tridentine).  Mozart and Beethoven composed Masses for it.  I've learned that the choir director at [redacted] was a closet traditionalist while there; as a musician, he longed to direct works that were written for the Old Rite and which can be used with the Novus Ordo in incomplete fashion at best.  Other musicians I have met feel the same.  A Mozart Mass was sung at St. Mary's for Easter; the beauty was breathtaking.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
When a Catholic says "we aren't anti-semitic we just have problems with Vatican II", you should hear "we aren't pro-slavery, we just support states' rights".
goose chase meme; on the top, the goose says, "Which parts of Vatican II?" and on the bottom, the goose is angrily yelling, while chasing a Lefebrvist, "I SAID WHICH PARTS OF VATICAN II"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
#4:
screenshot of a text: "The Godparents of [redacted] and [redacted] are SSPX from the 1970s, before the 1988 ordinations. Over the years we’ve had many hours-long conversations regarding the status of the Society. When the Godmother passed away, we attended her (SSPX) funeral, but did not receive Holy Communion, since our two communities are clearly not in communion."
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
#2:
screenshot of a text: All my sons (except [redacted]) have friends who are involved w SSPX. In particular, a friend of one of my sons was recently married in an SSPX ceremony. At the time, my son was grateful the marriage —-which my son was invited to and attended—- was consecrated before July 1. Had the wedding been performed in July, he knew he would have had difficulty attending the wedding in conscience."
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/07/2026
The first sister (confusingly, #2) has confirmed her schismatic proclivities.
Screenshot of a text snippet. The conversation is called “Council of the Sisters” (yes, I really named it that); greenbubble (me) says, “wow! anyone following the Lefebvrist stuff??” and a redacted replies responds “Yes. My sons are praying”

Presumably, her daughters aren’t schismatic.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 23/06/2026
Rhaena:
Ralph Wiggam “I’m helping” meme.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 19/06/2026
Doing my best to send Duo to the fiery pit.
Imaging showing I’ve reached a streak of 666 days on Duolingo.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 03/06/2026
Likelihood of confusion is the test.
Screenshot of iMessage reply to my friend from yesterday, discussing this case:
“the logo, however—
“I am looking at black mountains over a gradient background.
“which logo am I looking at?”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 27/05/2026
My friend posted this to Insta and I'm like…………I know exactly where I'd wear them (but I have way better hooves. Neiman Marcus better step BACK from the Krampus market).
$2350 Givenchy "Leather Fringe Sandals" that look like hooves but are stiletto and not nearly as sturdy as the custom digitigrade hooves I bought on Esty and not nearly as comfortable as my tabi kitten heels.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 24/05/2026
This is hilarious. For as long as the discipline has existed, economists have claimed that profit is the highest good (a moral statement). Now,seeing the world that unfettered capitalism has wrought,a single glimmer of self-reflection. I don’t doubt that they will conclude they were right all along.
screenshot of an Apple News alert: the Economist has an article called “How should economists treat morality?”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 15/05/2026
“Parmesan Flats” sounds like an Italian-themed “luxury” apartment complex in the Valley.
a photo of gluten free crackers; brand name: “parmesean flats”; flavor: garlic & herb with seeds
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 11/05/2026
I just learned of this incredible prayer by Mark Twain—
“Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth into battle—be Thou near them! With them—in spirit—we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended in the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames in summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it—
For our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimmage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet!
We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/05/2026
I will accept congrolences 😅
screenshot of an animated gif with confetti streaming down over the words "welcome to million miler status"; a decorative lined "M" logo is above it
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 23/04/2026
Post you in another country: England, Ireland, Viet Nam, Bayern #selfiesasselfcare
a building with stripes of red brick and white brick and an arch framing a toothily-smiling woman in a fuzzy black hata woman and a man in sweatshirts posing for a photo, each with one arm around the other; you might note that their smiles, nose, and smeyes seem familiala smiling person in sunglasses, a helmet, and a hoodie that inexplicably covers the helmet and includes a visor; there are trees in the backgrounda bearded man and a woman, smiling for a selfie in front of the Linderhof gardens, covered in snow
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 02/04/2026
In case anyone else had to google this (now, after reading it, I remember it, but I didn't when I read your list):sc
screenshot of a tweet from Mike Primavera, @primawesome:

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “Hell”
three frames of Gowran, seen through a circular hole. In the first, we see his face and the caption, “Hello?” In the second, we see less of his face, zooming in on it, and caption, “Is anyone there?!” In the final, we see only his eye and the caption, “I seek glory!”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 25/02/2026
I support women's rights. But, more importantly,
Rowan & Raymun Fossaway with memetext overlay of "I SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 12/02/2026
Neither an introvert nor an extrovert but a secret third thing:
photo of a sign that says “Area Reserved for XTRAVIRT”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 12/02/2026
This is not a serious country.
Zoomed in image of a map, showing the name of the area is “North Southwark”.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 16/12/2025
I ain't got a lady's maid.
the Spice Girls holding signs that say "if you wanna be my lover you gotta know how to tie a corset"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 12/12/2025
ahahaha, I have found a new favorite way to mess with them
spam text exchange:

spammer: What are your plans for tomorrow?

me: who wants to know

spammer: I'm Emily. Is this my friend Lucy?

me: oh my god, EMILY!! I was wondering what happened to you!! No one knew for MONTHS, where have you been???

spammer: I'm sorry, I checked my phone and found I entered the wrong number. I hope I didn't bother you.

me: oh shit. I hope Emily's okay.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 28/11/2025
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health 🫵
MBush growing over a sign so that all that can be read of the sign is “DO NOT”. Meme text is on the bottom and reads “oh i think i will”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 19/11/2025
LMAO, I was looking for a note and ran across this random one:
Screenshot of a snippet from Apple Notes states "Boys are like lumps of coal: they're  dirty and cheap and get hot when rubbed but some of them turn into diamonds, so collect as many as you can!"
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 17/11/2025
Quote tweet with your most recently saved meme. Mine is uh. Apparently my motto in life.
Image of a sign being consumed by a bush. All that is visible of the sign is “DO NOT”. The caption reads, “oh i think i will”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 05/11/2025
::extremely Street Fighter voice::
FRUITALITY
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 05/11/2025
Nothing says “welcome” like “we don’t trust you with our hangars” 🥰 #hotellife
A hotel closet with hangars that only hang from the specific rod they’re on so you can’t steal them.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 05/11/2025
I found the MOST GLORIOUS TOWN IN THE ‘VERSE!
a me, be-sunglass’d, selfie-ing in front of a sign that reads “Fáilte chug Gabhrán WELCOME TO GOWRAN”. The Duras sisters could never.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 01/11/2025
“His self-portrait is in your [the blue] room. He’s an odd lookin’ fella.”
An odd-looking man, in shades of blue, wearing an apron and a double-cravat. He’s looking to the side, giving him a shifty sort of look, and his eyes are tired. His blue hair may be mutton chops, payot, or perhaps ponytails. The wall the canvas is on is also blue.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 25/10/2025
I like my men like I like my guinness:
slightly sun-bleached Guinness ad says: “FRESH, COLD, AND READY FOR YOU.”
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 21/10/2025
Friend: I can't believe you pulled out DNS and BIND on the FIRST DAY. Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
front of the O'Reilly text DNS and BIND
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 12/10/2025
Sat across from this for the hours and neither whipped out my phillips head nor killed anyone. I deserve a cookie.
A panel in a patterned wall was replaced upside down, upsetting the pattern.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 16/09/2025
DM: He casts toll the dead—more like TROLL the dead, amirite?? Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
Grant Gustin next to Oliver Queen's grave making the victory sign image.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 12/09/2025
That "anymore" is doing a whole lot of work. I've never heard of you. I have NEVER wanted to hear from you.
footer from a spam email reads "If you don't want to hear from us anymore, Click here to unsubscribe."
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 08/09/2025
Ah yes, the three genders: skirt, ao dai, and pants.
a bathroom sign with three figures
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 07/09/2025
Sister #3 is getting into the shitposting, #4, the middle, the peacemaker, trying to rein us in. Honestly proud of us. I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
Texts:

Sister #3: Cloud made me giggle! As did madberta.

#3: Angry Albert?

Me: Maddy for shortTexts.
#3: Can we turn cloud into Claudia? These days I think all the feminine forms of Claud are unpopular, but I like them. Claudine and Claudette are not uncommon in south Louisiana. I had a German friend named Claudia and I always liked that.

Me: I reserve the right to still call her Cloud

#3: I could get behind Eugenie. I like it pronounce English you-JAN-ee, or French YOU-zhun-ee

#3, replying to my “I reserve the right to still call her Cloud” text: But of course

Me: you JANie? I thought it was you JEAN eeTexts:

Me: Guys, we're sleeping on Eupsychius. SYKE for short!

#4: I'm big on name meaning.

#4: What does epifania mean?

Me, undeterred: this is my sister—SYKE!

#3: You win!

#3: Epiphany

Me: Pippy!
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 07/09/2025
My nibling just had twins and the family group chat is examining the saints of the day to recommend names. Me:
Three SMS bubbles:

Honestly here for Cloud.
or OR: baby A Eustace and baby B the OTHER Eustace.
(Could also do this with Regina)
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 25/08/2025
From the archives: an EPIC lawyer autocorrect.
screenshot of texts from me:

Headed home
Need antitrust?
Anything.
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 25/08/2025
Teaching children responsibility results in more responsible children! Who'da thunk? I swear that people forget they were ever children.
Screenshot of a skeet Taylor Lorenz:

A comprehensive review of research on the topic shows that “educating students in responsible phone use is a more sustainable and wholistic attempt to address problematic usage rather than enacting whole-of-school banning policies.”

link goes to https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/20556365241270394

and she has an embedded image that says :Evidence for and against banning mobile phones in schools: A scoping review (by Marilyn Campbell, Elizabeth J. Edwards, […], and Thuy-Anh Nguyen +6 more; Volume 34, Issue 3 of the Journal of Psychologists and Counsellors in Schools; https://doi.org/10.1177/20556365241270394
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 19/08/2025
This is the energy I want my friends to bring when my mom kicks it 😂
screenshot of tweet by Jenny Hamilton @readingtheend:

me: I need to buy new stamps so l'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston
me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston
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Regorama! @regipsaloquitur.com · 10/08/2025
I once admonished a [lawyer] friend of mine that he should use a screen protector. “I don’t have client-sensitive information on the screen”, quoth them. Yeah. But everything is information you don’t know what you’re sharing and with whom. Practice safe browsing and wear a screen protector.
“CISO | Global Head of Information Security & IT
Infrastructure | CISSP, CCSP, SSCP, CySA+, Security+”
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