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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Elon called it the Cybertruck because Pinto wasn't available.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Elon's rockets explode. His cars spontaneously combust. His stock price is getting torched. And today his social media platform is an unmitigated dumpster fire! Clearly, he should be running our federal government.

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Trump cries, "NO MASKS," behind orange clown makeup.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Trump and Vance weren't solely berating Zelenskyy. They were shouting in denial of reality.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

There's no way this Keanu Reeves account that just followed me is fake, right? Right?!

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The name clearly gives it away. It's a cheese!

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The only king I acknowledge sells Whoppers.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

When you're behind someone who drives slower than your slow ass can run! 🫤

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

How's your constitutional crisis going?

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

After tonight, Drake's gonna go full MAGA.

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

This Super Bowl, I photobombed my wife.

Silly man, with open mouth, slides into the frame to snag a radish with some dip on it, spoiling his wife's pic of the big game's snack spread. 😉

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Per my sources among the rabble, it seems this Mahomes fellow is quite smashing at achieving touchgoals.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I get followed by a "hilarious" amount of sexbots.

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

They say broligarchy. I say assholestocracy.

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Apocalypse movies ain't got nothing on our current timeline! 😕

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

What's JD Vance up to these days? Just sitting over at the Naval Observatory color-sorting sticky notes?

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

What are we gonna do when Elon and his band of YA, wannabe broligarchs try to blockchain our elections?!

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

They call it late-stage capitalist plutocracy. I call it icky!

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Down the street from me, the place that used to be a Pizza Hut that used to be a Quizno's and also used to be an I 🤍 Mac & Cheese will soon reopen as a Firehouse Subs. I wonder what it will be next year?!

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Happy Needlessly Torture a Large, Unfortunate Rodent Day!

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The Trump Taxes start today. (JFC!)

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

By leaving Mark Milley to twist in the wind with no security detail, Pete Hegseth is clearly a frictionless conduit, willing to honor any command from God-emperor Trump.

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

@ncmema.bsky.social I'm grateful you followed me back. I'm Hickory-born, Raleigh-raised, living in Vermont now. ✌️

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Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Super Bowl Halftime Show: JD Vance has to mud-wrestle his last shred of dignity.

Regi @regibrittain.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Show me your favorite skeetily skeets!

Oh! "Skeet" -- now, I get it! I'm gonna call mine "skeet-skeets".

How hungover is Pete Hegseth today?!

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Pete Hegseth getting confirmed for SecDef is like plucking some rando out of your local dive bar.

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